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Old 11-12-2013, 05:39 AM   #1
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Default When will pussy shaving go out of style?

It better NOT ever go out of style.

I mean, how did people go down on each other before?

HOW/????????????



This is what I found when looking for HOW??? on google image:

http://static2.businessinsider.com/i...-models-do.jpg

know what's better than shaving? that fucking brazillian pussy waxing shit. it's best when they get that full job that pulls out all the asshole hairs too. there IS NOTHING BETTER THAN GOING DOWN ON A BALD, UNENCUMBERED OPEN PLAYING AREA, WHERE YOU CAN ENGAGE IN FULL ON TONGUE TO CLIT ACTION, AND NO BREAKS FOR TAKING OUT ANY OF THOSE GROSS WIRY NASTY STINKY SMELLING HAIRS, AND YOU GET YOUR FACE JUST COVERED IN SPIT AND PUSSY JUICE


i mean what the fuck can you see things changing and young people just decide fuck it, i want to be gross again and have my pubes just falling out all over the place EVERYWHERE, contaminating EVERYTHING AND IT WILL BE SOME NEO-HIPPIE BULLSHIT AND WOMEN WILL THINK HEY I CAN JUST LET THIS GO FULL BUSH AGAIN AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO CLEAN UP THE BIKINI LINE, I'M JUST GOING TO LET THIS SHIT GROW OUT LIKE WOLVERINE'S SIDEBURNS AND FUCK MY BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND/LESBO BUDDY BUY SOME GOGGLES AND TRY TO WADE THROUGH THIS NASTY JUNGLE BECAUSE I AM TOO LAZY TO KEEP MY PUSSY CLEAN THE WAY HUMAN EVOLUTION INTENDED*










*Darwin covered this heavily - look it up on Wikipedia

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 06:17 AM   #2
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hey sbd - stop trying to go down on wolverines

THE MEDIUM FITS THE MESSAGE

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 06:24 AM   #3
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also make sure you clip your toenails in return

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 08:29 AM   #4
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charmbag to thread

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 08:49 AM   #5
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wonder who's going to be the first poster to relay a personal story

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 09:01 AM   #6
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Had a lady years back who rocked the full bush. Was like reaching through a swampy lair of Shelob.

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 11:03 AM   #7
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There are men who do Brazillian waxing. I haven't met any but I have met a gay guy who told me dudes do it.

What if they swapped that hot wax out with some hot super glue and the waxer just jerked your fucking balls right off

that might be a lawsuit. you and your balls being ripped off your body and you die... FOR WHAT??? VANITY??? BECAUSE SOCIETY TOLD YOU TO DO IT???? NOW WHAT, MR. RIPPED OFF GONADS???

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 11:04 AM   #8
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Had a lady years back who rocked the full bush. Was like reaching through a swampy lair of Shelob.
I'm not kidding here, I would not date a woman who doesn't at least trim. We're not all fucking cave people from the 80s anymore.

And if she refused, I wouldn't break up, I WOULD KILL HER TO TEACH HER A LESSON

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 01:01 PM   #9
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you better buy me dinner before i talk about my pubes to you.

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 08:16 PM   #10
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hair is gross

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 08:51 PM   #11
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I have no preference. It doesn't matter to me if a chick doesn't shave at all. It's all good with me and female genitalia

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 10:20 PM   #12
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RBG will go with anything if it has any chance of getting him laid

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 10:25 PM   #13
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Haven't really seen any bushes. It's really a practical thing and not just an aesthetic one

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 10:47 PM   #14
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I'm not kidding here, I would not date a woman who doesn't at least trim. We're not all fucking cave people from the 80s anymore.

And if she refused, I wouldn't break up, I WOULD KILL HER TO TEACH HER A LESSON
do you return the favor

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 10:48 PM   #15
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RBG will go with anything if it has any chance of getting him laid
I love the female body and its endless diversity of forms only adds to that

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 10:49 PM   #16
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you treat objects like women, man

 
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Old 11-12-2013, 10:52 PM   #17
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tbh my study sample suggests that not as many women shave as one might think. My guess is that because its so endemic in porn and nude modeling, our brains want to assume that is what most chicks do, because the vast majority of naked females we have seen in our lives have been in porn.

 
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Old 11-13-2013, 07:21 AM   #18
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maybe you just hang out with hippies

 
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Old 11-13-2013, 09:16 AM   #19
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Maybe his study took place in Japan, which is factually a terrible, terrible country.

 
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Old 11-13-2013, 10:01 AM   #20
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do you return the favor
Since like '98 but I have a crippling addiction to pornography.

Plus I'm borderline OCD.

 
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Old 11-13-2013, 11:44 PM   #21
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maybe you just hang out with hippies
yeah that's my guess

 
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Old 11-14-2013, 12:32 AM   #22
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I dunno I'm not like against shaving if that's what a girl wants to do but the women I have hooked up with who were shavers were also generally the least comfortable with themselves and had body image issues and stuff. not saying it is universally true, just my experience. you guys think like a vast majority of girls shave?

 
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Old 11-14-2013, 12:54 AM   #23
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As someone who occasionally showers and changes at sport thingys, and has been inside saunas for women, I'd say yes. 80%.

 
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Old 11-14-2013, 12:54 AM   #24
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i definitely have no idea

 
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Old 11-14-2013, 12:54 AM   #25
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i mean honestly statistically speaking we're all dealing with a fairly low sample size

 
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Old 11-14-2013, 12:55 AM   #26
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i think science needs to look into this pussy hair question

 
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Old 11-14-2013, 01:03 AM   #27
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I'm too lazy to look for poll results, but I remember filling out an anonymous online questionaire. They asked a ton of things, from trim and shaving styles to other methods, at what age you started, if you only shave when you plan to have sex, to if a partner has any say in it.

 
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Old 11-14-2013, 01:08 AM   #28
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i have never shaved my ballmane

 
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Old 11-14-2013, 10:01 AM   #29
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I'm too lazy to look for poll results, but I remember filling out an anonymous online questionaire. They asked a ton of things, from trim and shaving styles to other methods, at what age you started, if you only shave when you plan to have sex, to if a partner has any say in it.
i typically ask a partner what they prefer and hope it's what i got.

 
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Old 11-15-2013, 03:17 AM   #30
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i cleared my pm box - resend it.

 
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