do all you fuckers who dont have and know you will never have kids - Page 2

reprise85 · 10-31-2013, 10:41 PM

noyen, i love you. you are awesome.

i would support noyen 4 daddy. are you really going to have a baby?

noyen · 10-31-2013, 10:51 PM

i think it's just a helloween joke, i'll find out soon enough when she says j/k roofle scrubs.

i do actually want kids. a boy and a girl. or two girls. i just wouldn't want two boys. and they'd have to be close in age so they can look out for each other and aren't alienated by their age like i was as a middle child with connection to only one of my bros.

ps <3 you too
pps i ain't awesome
ppps i am leaving in two hours for portland and seattle by car and i'm kind of scared of just being in a car at night.
pppps i got accepted into a medical study for crohns that is going to pay me some decent money starting next week. as long as i passed my drug test today. which im sure i did because they can tell right away right?

sorry, total thread derail.

i like kids. i hate teens. i am ambivalent about anyone in their 20's. i mostly respect people in their 30's. i like a lot of people in their 40's and 50's and i fucking adore elderly sweet people. i really hate old grumpy fuck drivers.

kids. harses. dags. kids. kids are cool. all the kids who came by for candy tonight were nice and polite except for one who complained about the type of candy i had and i told that fuck to get off my lawn.

reprise85 · 10-31-2013, 10:55 PM

my sister is 23 months older than me. we're cool now but weren't very friendly growing up. she's really the only person in my family i keep in touch with regularly now, and that's only been going on since last summer when circumstances had us living together for the summer. so glad that happened.

noyen · 10-31-2013, 10:59 PM

my older brother is 4 years older than me. i have two younger siblings that i don't really even know that much. they're okay though. i stuck up for them a lot when they were tots but they are unaware of me looking out for them or protecting them. my sister is oppressed by having had 4 brothers. my oldest brother was 6 years older than me? i think. he's dead.

i think it's totally important to have more than one spoiled fuck single kid. im no expert but i dont really recall ever liking anyone who is/was a single child. you aint the center of the universe. you are gonna die alone though still. but i mean, if yr gonna have kids have two so they can at least have someone else in the world they can trust or opportunity to be blood friends for life with because you end up hating your parents and that sucks.

Order 66 · 10-31-2013, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by reprise85

also what do we do when all of our family dies and there's no next generation.

like i wouldn't have a kid to not be lonely but that's sort of a big deal isn't it. to have no family? i have a sister and she has a long term-ish boyfriend now. maybe they'll have kids and i can be the crazy aunt.

i dont really have a lot of friends, the one i do have doesnt have kids but we're not really close anymore. all of my acquaintances and people i work with my age have kids

thats a factor into my worries but i sort of have faith that aspect will work itself out... i mean i'm not going to give myself brain tumors worrying about my life at 85.. yet it is an issue i'll need to deal with

i think the biggest thing with me is i'm an only child and its sort of my mom's dream right now to be a grandmom. i can tell she's relly heartbroken every time we're at family get togethers and she sees all my cousin's kids running around.. my surviving grandparents are also kind of disappointed in me in that regard... but end of the day its my life so i'm not going to beat myself up over it. not like a made a blood pact to reproduce

noyen · 10-31-2013, 11:22 PM

as an only child you are totally in the right to say fuck you! i feel bad about saying all single children are jerks. i like you on the internet.

redbreegull · 10-31-2013, 11:41 PM

happy halloween guys

D. · 11-01-2013, 12:31 AM

awww redgerbil, my favorite song

D. · 11-01-2013, 12:31 AM

p.s. WICCANKINK

Starla · 11-01-2013, 12:38 AM

I'm willing to get pregnant again. Hit me up in pm's.

The Omega Concern · 11-02-2013, 02:00 AM

JokeyLoki · 11-02-2013, 11:01 AM

The ages of 0-2 or 3 suck ass. If any of you want kids eventually, you should adopt one that's already house trained.

duovamp · 11-02-2013, 11:29 AM

I hope I have kids some day so I can teach them to hate the things I hate.

yo soy el mejor · 11-02-2013, 01:47 PM

my mind is way behind my body so i'll probably adopt when i'm in my late 40s

yo soy el mejor · 11-02-2013, 01:47 PM

love kids y0

Bread Regal · 11-02-2013, 07:06 PM

i get the feeling every now and then. the wife and i were eating out earlier today and we saw a really cute baby and had an aww moment in unison. we both feel that occasional hormone induced longing to have what is essential a combination of us. but we totally realize the impracticality of it and that having kids would really throw a wrench in everyfuckingthing.

like, i have classmates and colleagues who are going to school full time, work on campus 15 to 20 hours a week...and they're raising a newborn infant on top of that. i don't quite understand how that is possible.

reprise85 · 11-03-2013, 12:48 AM

i know what you mean. it's pretty baffling.

Starla · 11-04-2013, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

The ages of 0-2 or 3 suck ass. If any of you want kids eventually, you should adopt one that's already house trained.

My favorite stages are when they can't talk.

Starla · 11-04-2013, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bread Regal

i get the feeling every now and then. the wife and i were eating out earlier today and we saw a really cute baby and had an aww moment in unison. we both feel that occasional hormone induced longing to have what is essential a combination of us. but we totally realize the impracticality of it and that having kids would really throw a wrench in everyfuckingthing.

like, i have classmates and colleagues who are going to school full time, work on campus 15 to 20 hours a week...and they're raising a newborn infant on top of that. i don't quite understand how that is possible.

Yeah, I swore I was done once college is finished. I've wanted to do some traveling, which is very easy and fun with one child... but then I see a cute little baby and it's like... one more would be nice. If it doesn't happen by the time I'm 35 - 36, then it won't happen. I refuse to start changing diapers again in my 40's and staying up all night. And it is very very difficult raising a kid while in school. There's no time for yourself, and that can be stressful.

11-06-2013, 11:05 AM

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10-31-2013, 10:41 PM	#31
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	noyen, i love you. you are awesome. i would support noyen 4 daddy. are you really going to have a baby?

10-31-2013, 10:51 PM	#32
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	i think it's just a helloween joke, i'll find out soon enough when she says j/k roofle scrubs. i do actually want kids. a boy and a girl. or two girls. i just wouldn't want two boys. and they'd have to be close in age so they can look out for each other and aren't alienated by their age like i was as a middle child with connection to only one of my bros. ps <3 you too pps i ain't awesome ppps i am leaving in two hours for portland and seattle by car and i'm kind of scared of just being in a car at night. pppps i got accepted into a medical study for crohns that is going to pay me some decent money starting next week. as long as i passed my drug test today. which im sure i did because they can tell right away right? sorry, total thread derail. i like kids. i hate teens. i am ambivalent about anyone in their 20's. i mostly respect people in their 30's. i like a lot of people in their 40's and 50's and i fucking adore elderly sweet people. i really hate old grumpy fuck drivers. kids. harses. dags. kids. kids are cool. all the kids who came by for candy tonight were nice and polite except for one who complained about the type of candy i had and i told that fuck to get off my lawn.

10-31-2013, 10:55 PM	#33
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	my sister is 23 months older than me. we're cool now but weren't very friendly growing up. she's really the only person in my family i keep in touch with regularly now, and that's only been going on since last summer when circumstances had us living together for the summer. so glad that happened.

10-31-2013, 10:59 PM	#34
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	my older brother is 4 years older than me. i have two younger siblings that i don't really even know that much. they're okay though. i stuck up for them a lot when they were tots but they are unaware of me looking out for them or protecting them. my sister is oppressed by having had 4 brothers. my oldest brother was 6 years older than me? i think. he's dead. i think it's totally important to have more than one spoiled fuck single kid. im no expert but i dont really recall ever liking anyone who is/was a single child. you aint the center of the universe. you are gonna die alone though still. but i mean, if yr gonna have kids have two so they can at least have someone else in the world they can trust or opportunity to be blood friends for life with because you end up hating your parents and that sucks.

10-31-2013, 11:22 PM	#36
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	as an only child you are totally in the right to say fuck you! i feel bad about saying all single children are jerks. i like you on the internet.

10-31-2013, 11:41 PM	#37
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	happy halloween guys

11-01-2013, 12:31 AM	#38
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	awww redgerbil, my favorite song

11-01-2013, 12:38 AM	#40
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	I'm willing to get pregnant again. Hit me up in pm's.

11-02-2013, 02:00 AM	#41
The Omega Concern Banned Location: stay, far, away Posts: 8,997

11-02-2013, 11:01 AM	#42
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,312	The ages of 0-2 or 3 suck ass. If any of you want kids eventually, you should adopt one that's already house trained.

11-02-2013, 11:29 AM	#43
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I hope I have kids some day so I can teach them to hate the things I hate.

11-02-2013, 01:47 PM	#44
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	my mind is way behind my body so i'll probably adopt when i'm in my late 40s

11-02-2013, 07:06 PM	#46
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	i get the feeling every now and then. the wife and i were eating out earlier today and we saw a really cute baby and had an aww moment in unison. we both feel that occasional hormone induced longing to have what is essential a combination of us. but we totally realize the impracticality of it and that having kids would really throw a wrench in everyfuckingthing. like, i have classmates and colleagues who are going to school full time, work on campus 15 to 20 hours a week...and they're raising a newborn infant on top of that. i don't quite understand how that is possible.

11-03-2013, 12:48 AM	#47
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	i know what you mean. it's pretty baffling.