FRIDAY NIGHT THREAD

[slunken]

they never forget

[mxzombie]

have you ever stood outside of a popcorn shop? it smells pretty bad outisde of the garrett's popcorn store right next to where i work. some people love it, but it makes me wretch.

[duovamp]

Anyway this weekend I'm gonna buy a shit ton of candy for cheap. Those trick-or-treaters got it all wrong.

[mxzombie]

Originally Posted by mxzombie

have you ever stood outside of a popcorn shop? it smells pretty bad outisde of the garrett's popcorn store right next to where i work. some people love it, but it makes me wretch.

i finally went into one today because ****** was buying some for her friend in texas. it actually smells worse outside.

[Bread Regal]

i used to actively avoid going to target because of the nauseating popcorn smell that would overwhelm you as soon as you walked in.

now they got starbucks in the front of them and i'm cool with that.

[Bread Regal]

but good, fresh, buttery popcorn is like the best smell.

[mxzombie]

smells can be pretty offensive. some lady was using some heavily scented antibacterial gel on the train and i wanted to barf.

[Trotskilicious]

i'm so high RIGHT NOW

[slunken]

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[reprise85]

*tiptoes into thread*

sup dudes?

[slunken]

[Starla]

just finished watching coven / minotaur love

[slunken]

so you can agree this was an appropriate response:

[redbull]

busiest night of all time at the food truck, didn't get home until nearly 6 am

trying to text dis gurl i went home with on thursday but she was too drunk to get back at me coherently and maybe i blew it

now i'm stoned and started listening to weezer

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by duovamp

about 6 bottles of liquor need to disappear because I'm too lazy to transport them.

This plan has forsaken me.

[mxzombie]

hey assholes it's not friday night anymore

mods please lock this thread

Originally Posted by MacGyver

what in the actual fuck are you talking about? i told you i don't give a fuck what kind of genitals you wish you had or whatever, so shut the hell up crybaby.. there never were any "stemmed issues" between us other than me blasting you for the usual "ok see ya buddy" bullshit you do in every thread that isn't about lady gaga or your genitals..

EDIT: also, that exitinthesky chick doesn't look-a-like-a-man to me at all.. pretty cute tbh

see it was a joke based around the fact that you have a troll account (exitinthesky) that you're pretending is a girl for some reason because that's very creative board art and like why does every response you make to someone read like you didn't actually read what you're responding to why are you kids just so goddamned stupid and just do the stupidest thing possible every second of the goddamned day
where did you extrapolate crybaby from
what are you doing
what is it that you're trying to accomplish
go do something with yourself
i keep calling you a goddamned moron because you're just a goddamned stupid idiot with a lobotomy and you suck and then you get upset and follow me around and i'm the crybaby
you little rotten scumbag
you suck and your troll sucks
i could murder you christopher wilson micropenis billy corgan lunch date micropenis jonathan monte
i could hit you flush on the temple with a titanic right hand and leave you convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard
i piss on you
i piss on your infant child
you're dirt and you'll always be dirt and i thought i told you nobody wants your kind around here
you're shit and i'm champagne
"stemmed issues"
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..
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stop doing that..
stop..
why can't you just type one goddamned period
don't misunderstand this post
you aren't getting to me
you aren't going to get to me
you leave me flabbergasted by how impossibly goddamn imbecilic one human can be
i mean maybe you are actually a troll account and you won, whatever
but you didn't get to me
i am calm as i type all of this
i'm entirely at ease
fitter, happier
more productive
i can handle things, i'm smart. not like everybody says. not dumb.
apologies to everyone else i've ever insulted in my career at netphoria your daily pumpkins fix
i was wrong about all of you
its c_wilson, it's macyyver it's exit in the sky and whatever else he's gone by
you aren't the worst, he is
armageddon, pumpkin kid, banana3, amazingdisgrace, shutterbugg, shandi, corganist, exactlythesame, weillandfan, affectation, carapatricia, fear factory, we speak your name and beg your forgiveness
god have mercy
what have i done


i summon you dark lord
take me from this mortal coil and bring me to valhalla where
i may be at peace once more
i choose to sleep

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by mxzombie

hey assholes it's not friday night anymore

mods please lock this thread

It's Friday night somewhere!

This kind of time traveler discrimination is v offensive.