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Old 10-06-2013, 02:41 PM   #121
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Speaking of jacking off, this thread is now about Lorde.

 
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Old 10-06-2013, 02:43 PM   #122
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i want to whack off to you're dad

 
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Old 10-06-2013, 08:20 PM   #123
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i dont know anything at all about amanda palmer

this video is basically someone thinking they have profound thoughts. there's good, bad and obvious here - but the way she presents herself has a certain quality... arrogance perhaps

 
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Old 10-07-2013, 04:51 AM   #124
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i want to whack off to you're dad
Monte?

 
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:04 AM   #125
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god i hate amanda palmer

 
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:27 AM   #126
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i am starting to hate this shitheap of a site as well

what a piece of junk, honestly. it's like it's trying to wear away any shred of self respect we have by making it more and more difficult to read and therefore more and more embarrassing to have to remember doing

 
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Old 10-07-2013, 05:27 PM   #127
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I love it when spambots post right on cue.

 
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Old 10-07-2013, 05:50 PM   #128
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Are Americans using wanking now?

I expect the dumb remarks about masturbation being quite popular.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8335/8...34efa0fa_b.jpg

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Old 10-08-2013, 04:33 AM   #129
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The one woman self promotion machine isn't done quite yet.

http://www.nme.com/news/amanda-palmer/73075

 
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Old 10-08-2013, 12:29 PM   #130
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lets sacrifice her to our god

 
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Old 10-09-2013, 11:42 AM   #131
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Are Americans using wanking now?

I expect the dumb remarks about masturbation being quite popular.
wanking has been used in America for a long time
It was in an episode of beavis and butthead

 
Old 10-09-2013, 11:53 AM   #132
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yeah we fancy a bit of a wank

 
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Old 10-09-2013, 12:01 PM   #133
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no we don't. he's taking the piss.

 
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Old 10-09-2013, 12:24 PM   #134
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yeah we fancy a bit of a wank
you would say "he is a bit of a wank" but you wouldn't go for a bit of one - that just sounds odd, you just go for a wank.

Feel educated my American cousins!

 
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Old 10-14-2013, 09:13 AM   #135
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i like how Sinead is all blah blah blah DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO READ 6 PAGES OF THAT SHIT?

too bad the internet can't be shut off by the government. ONLY so that Sinead can stop posting her thought diarrhea.

Miley will die soon enough. I do like that Amanda what's her cunt is blogging her stupid opinion like anyone gives a fuck HEY LET'S ALL JUST BLOG STUPID THOUGHTS AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE REGULAR COMMUNICATION DOESN'T GET US ENOUGH ATTENTION

My only regret is that I didn't come up with some photographer job which is actually just an excuse to molest young hot models THAT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER ALL I NEEDED WAS SOME CONNECTIONS WITH THE FASHION COMMUNITY YOU SQUARE GLASSES WEARING ASSFUCK GO JACK OFF SOME MAMMAL WITH A SKIND DISEASE

 
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Old 10-16-2013, 01:18 PM   #136
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Another Open Letter to Miley Cyrus -

Hey there! I see you have lots of pen pals now, and I like writing letters so I thought I'd join the crew.

I ran in to your father at an airport once. He seemed like he was in a hurry, but he was still nice. It was years ago. He probably doesn't remember.

Do you like pancakes? I'm more of a waffle person generally, but my daughters made me some really delicious pancakes and I even had seconds. We put that maple syrup from Trader Joe's on top of them, and some berries from the farmer's market. They have some really good stuff at TJ's. I always buy the hummus dip.

October is such a beautiful month. I'm glad I travel, because the leaves don't change too much out here in California, but I got to go to Massachusetts for work and see the colors. It's like a second summer out here in CA. I'll probably head to the beach this afternoon. What are you going to do today?

I have three daughters, and the oldest is almost your age. She wants to join the circus (for reals!) and be an aerial dancer. She's pretty talented. She wears leotards, too.

Are you getting all these pen pals for charity? A kid in school did that once. She got letters from people in lots of different countries and if she got the most letters then Unicef or Oxfam got money or something. I forget exactly. Her letters didn't seem so…judgey or whatever. You sure do have some famous pen pals though. I think that's cool.

Anyway - I've taken enough of your time. You must have so many other letters to read.

Best,
Glen Phillips

 
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Old 10-16-2013, 01:26 PM   #137
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sinead tattoo update: she has face tattoos now. a "B" and a "Q" on her cheeks in reference to Brendan Quinlan who all i can find out about was a camerman on men in black 3. maybe it's some hip dead artist guy or freedom fighter. i don't know.

i like that she's going full mike tyson. her open letters to engage in buttsex with strangers when she was sick was really inspiring to me. i will always love her.

regards,
glenn beck

 
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Old 10-16-2013, 01:36 PM   #138
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4. "Went 2 doctor. He told me stop wanking. I said 'why?'. He said 'cuz I'm trying to examine u.'"

pretty good, pretty good

 
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Old 10-16-2013, 03:12 PM   #139
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Sufjan Stevens has written an "open letter" too now.

Seriously, they're just blog posts that they're calling open letters because they're famous and stuff. And they're bandwagoning douches that can't resist getting a skerrick of attention that Miley is getting.

 
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Old 10-16-2013, 04:21 PM   #140
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4. "Went 2 doctor. He told me stop wanking. I said 'why?'. He said 'cuz I'm trying to examine u.'"

pretty good, pretty good
+ 5 Stars

 
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Old 10-20-2013, 09:29 PM   #141
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I'm fairly certain he is the stupidest person who has ever posted here
just got my first "it" from this guy in my rep
luckily he says he doesn't bash ******s so maybe I shouldn't read too much into things

 
Old 10-21-2013, 06:18 PM   #142
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She quoted her own post because she is referencing you. also, why would there be an issue with leaving out the 'who cares' part, douchebag? you do realize aeris has repeatedly admitted to her own weaknesses and a lot of her issues here so if you are of sound mind and not all fucked up like the rest of us, it is you who are being the asshole by pointing out what makes sense and what does not make sense. i mean, anything you say to try and make sense of how dumb you are or anyone else is , is a completely futile experience unless you are actually good at making biting, hurtful or offensive remarks like i am, and like aeris is capable of. you're going up against mike tyson / sinead / britney / miley levels of insanity here. do you really want to do that? do you want to fuck with the party queen? do you know anything about kink? calling someone "it" is only acceptable if you're commenting on a tmz story. i mean come on dickbag.

 
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Old 10-21-2013, 06:58 PM   #143
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I'm just an asshole. Makes perfect sense.
Fixed

 
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