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10-14-2013, 09:20 AM
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Out fart the hottie!
 
Location: I have super gonorrhoea
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Do you ever get so horny and lazy that you just jerk off to whatever is on local TV
Weather women work, sometimes watching a couple of teen aged girls being interviewed on the news can be enough.
You know what I mean. When you're lazy and you're like I'M SO FUCKING HORNY I'M BEATING OFF TO THE FIRST THING THAT ISN'T A USED CAR DEALERSHIP COMMERCIAL cause fuck, nobody wants to masturbate to one of those. some old white fucker in a bad suit trying to convince you that since you have shitty credit that you should buy a FUCKING '98 CHEVY TAHOE???? |
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10-14-2013, 03:56 PM
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Banned
 
Location: all over the Internet
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no, but sometimes when i would search for porn i'd get turned on just thinking about what i wanted to see and after sometimes over an hour of searching i'd just hump my pillow and be done in less than 5 minutes and i'd be so upset that i even wasted so much time.
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10-14-2013, 04:06 PM
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007 373 5963
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an hour? fuck all that i got shit to do.
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10-14-2013, 04:08 PM
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Banned
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that's what i'm saying! ;p
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10-14-2013, 04:12 PM
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i like jerking it to stuff on cooking channels.
especially this chick: http://lauracalder.com/ http://www.choosy-beggars.com/wp-con...r_cleavage.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s5vfRP-dx3...Cleavage_8.jpg http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s5vfRP-dx3...Cleavage_6.jpg the only good thing to come out of canada besdies poutine. newscasters / weather chicks too. and the lactating mom bra section of the sears catalog. black and white edition. |
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10-14-2013, 04:17 PM
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Banned
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http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-cont...a-Theuriau.jpg
Last week i found out that cute french newscaster lots of people think is super fine is married to Lucien from Amelie. http://theblemish.com/images/2009/03...29-750x574.jpg http://www.ldpeople.com/wp-content/u...alit%C3%A9.jpg hot. |
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10-14-2013, 04:20 PM
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Immortal
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she hot. what's the full retard from amelie doing with her? WHY GOD?
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10-14-2013, 04:34 PM
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if we're talking hot newscasters, no one can touch larry or his voice. he's the meteorologist on cbs in dallas.
http://i42.tinypic.com/2eakkzo.jpg http://i42.tinypic.com/5trxaa.jpg |
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10-14-2013, 07:23 PM
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In 5th grade I hung out with my friend from the neighbor hood and his cousin one day. Towards the end of the day me and his cousin were down stairs and I went upstairs to look for my friend. He was jerking off to the local news. Don't know if he saw me or not but I immediately went home, he called, I did not pick up. Don't think I hung out with him again after that.
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10-14-2013, 07:37 PM
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Banned
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so if you walked in on netphoria masturbating to local news you would also not hang out with us after that
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10-14-2013, 08:02 PM
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Ownz
 
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our top story tonight
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10-14-2013, 08:04 PM
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Banned
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Depends on the netphorian if you know what I mean.
If you don't then I mean I would like to watch certain female members here masturbate. |
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10-15-2013, 07:14 AM
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Out fart the hottie!
Location: I have super gonorrhoea
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Quote:
going to watch dat sheeeeeeit |
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10-15-2013, 08:21 AM
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you guys are making me hungry.
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