NFL 2013 Season Thread - Page 4

duovamp · 09-30-2013, 07:52 PM

Man what a shit show that'll be. No offense. At least I get a week-long break from the amateur hour that has become Steelers 2013.

Banana · 09-30-2013, 08:26 PM

I'll be absolutely disgusted if we lose to the Giants but not shocked. Our defense is horrendous so I'm fully expecting that Giants offense to show life despite having no oline to speak of.

duovamp · 09-30-2013, 08:29 PM

Well you have a pretty awesome history with the Giants.

TuralyonW3 · 09-30-2013, 10:44 PM

Well that got ugly quick

duovamp · 10-01-2013, 09:11 AM

Stupid sexy Breesy.

duovamp · 10-01-2013, 09:12 AM

Stupid hamfisted Mike Wallace. YOU CAN'T CATCH A FOOTBALL?! LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH A ROCK!

duovamp · 10-06-2013, 01:49 PM

Giants Eagles is my new favorite Netphorivalry.

Trotskilicious · 10-06-2013, 04:07 PM

so whoever spungos is, he's got romo, megatron and forte and he's not setting lineups.

super, dude. thanks for sitting on those guys for us.

duovamp · 10-06-2013, 04:43 PM

Well.... These don't have the official NFL hologram...

And, there's no such team as the "Spungos."

And these seem to be printed on some sort of Graham Cracker.

Banana · 10-06-2013, 04:54 PM

Giants and Eagles are both awful. What shitfest.

duovamp · 10-06-2013, 04:58 PM

Nah dog u got this. Eagles going to the Super Bowl.

Mo · 10-06-2013, 05:34 PM

Took the Broncos almost two quarters to take the lead against Dallas..
21-17

Trotskilicious · 10-08-2013, 01:08 PM

any further updates, sausage breath?

in related news

sppunk · 10-08-2013, 01:38 PM

So does JAX go winless?

And I wish I had updated my fantasy roster. F.

duovamp · 10-08-2013, 02:19 PM

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/192e...f/original.gif

duovamp · 10-08-2013, 02:24 PM

The race to see who can go winless longest.

Eulogy · 10-10-2013, 10:27 PM

giants should have been put away by now. had to listen to most of the first half on the radio but the last three drives by the bears were full of wasted opportunities.

duovamp · 10-10-2013, 10:37 PM

http://i.imgur.com/nev2QwJ.jpg

duovamp · 10-10-2013, 10:38 PM

Hey Cutler's having a decent season though. And I would be mad about how this season has been for the Steelers, but the fact that the Browns aren't totally blowing the season and the Ravens are getting salary trolled like fucking CRAZY by Flacco right now makes it all okay.

I ain't even mad tho.

duovamp · 10-10-2013, 10:40 PM

Fucking Flacco has a lower qbr than Terelle Pryor ffs.

He regressed to his mean level of play and he's basically getting a million dollars per interception. I'm okay with that.

Eulogy · 10-10-2013, 10:46 PM

i've always been a cutler fan/apologist. i allow him to have two unbelievably dumb throws a game. because man he can look so good at times.

Eulogy · 10-10-2013, 11:12 PM

oh jesus i almost feel sorry for eli after that one

Eulogy · 10-10-2013, 11:12 PM

almost

Trotskilicious · 10-10-2013, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

http://i.imgur.com/nev2QwJ.jpg

i champion my horrible team's near penultimate shittiness and thank goodness for jacksonville.

I say, lay back and enjoy it! It's a hell of a toboggan ride.

Trotskilicious · 10-10-2013, 11:28 PM

i figure that was the last gasp for b. jacobs

Banana · 10-11-2013, 12:17 AM

The only thing that kills my enjoyment of this all is the fact that they are going to land Clowney and have him and JPP as their ends for the next decade.

Trotskilicious · 10-11-2013, 01:28 AM

also there were those two super bowl wins

duovamp · 10-11-2013, 08:39 AM

The Spungos had a good run. That triumph over the Patriots was one of the best Super Bowls of all time. OF ALL TIME. What the heck happened this season? I haven't followed them closely aside from their blunders popping up on Red Zone and fighting the Steelers, Jags, and Buccs for the number 1 draft pick.

But yeah, Cutler has a knack for suddenly becoming the bumbling lazy oaf he looks like. His wife though... fuck...

Trotskilicious · 10-11-2013, 12:01 PM

both giants v. pats supabowls were classics of american foobaww

what happened? Complete and total disintegration of the backfield, no real investment in the secondary or even the linebacking corps. Giants basically build their D through the d-line and have for over a decade now it feels like, but they've over committed to that front and their secondary is now just embarrassing and the offensive backfield is even worse

when you have a guy like eli who is an idiot savant and capable of both glorious zeniths and hilarious nadirs sometimes within the same offensive series, you need a strong defense to help keep a lid on his inevitable turnovers, and you also need at least a decent ground game to anchor the offense and keep eli from having to throw 50-60 times a game.

The times we won the super bowl we had the thunder and lightning tandem of Jacobs/Bradshaw and then some very solid and consistent play by bradshaw as the main back for the last run. Also, that first SB win was the Strahan defense which was the last time the giants had a consistently excellent defensive unit, it's been degrading slowly over the past few years to arrive at this embarassment.

like i said, i can take comfort that at least the giants aren't the worst team in the entire league. I haven't seen a team in any sport worse than the Jaguars since the 11/12 Charlotte Bobcats.

Well there's the Astros but they play AAA now, right?

duovamp · 01:56 PM

God, fuck baseball. I bandwagoned the Buccos for about a week and a half for the first time in my life, and that was enough boredom to satisfy me for another two decades.

Well that certainly explains Nick Foles's success in the fourth quarter against them... Hopefully Eli develops some fucking consistency. Sometimes I can't believe that kid has rings on his fingers. But at least he isn't asking for Flacco bucks.

10-11-2013, 01:44 PM	#120
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	God, fuck baseball. I bandwagoned the Buccos for about a week and a half for the first time in my life, and that was enough boredom to satisfy me for another two decades. Well that certainly explains Nick Foles's success in the fourth quarter against them... Hopefully Eli develops some fucking consistency. Sometimes I can't believe that kid has rings on his fingers. But at least he isn't asking for Flacco bucks. Last edited by duovamp : 10-11-2013 at 01:56 PM.

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09-30-2013, 07:52 PM	#91
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Man what a shit show that'll be. No offense. At least I get a week-long break from the amateur hour that has become Steelers 2013.

09-30-2013, 08:26 PM	#92
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	I'll be absolutely disgusted if we lose to the Giants but not shocked. Our defense is horrendous so I'm fully expecting that Giants offense to show life despite having no oline to speak of.

09-30-2013, 08:29 PM	#93
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Well you have a pretty awesome history with the Giants.

09-30-2013, 10:44 PM	#94
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	Well that got ugly quick

10-01-2013, 09:11 AM	#95
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Stupid sexy Breesy.

10-01-2013, 09:12 AM	#96
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Stupid hamfisted Mike Wallace. YOU CAN'T CATCH A FOOTBALL?! LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH A ROCK!

10-06-2013, 01:49 PM	#97
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Giants Eagles is my new favorite Netphorivalry.

10-06-2013, 04:07 PM	#98
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	so whoever spungos is, he's got romo, megatron and forte and he's not setting lineups. super, dude. thanks for sitting on those guys for us.

10-06-2013, 04:43 PM	#99
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Well.... These don't have the official NFL hologram... And, there's no such team as the "Spungos." And these seem to be printed on some sort of Graham Cracker.

10-06-2013, 04:54 PM	#100
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	Giants and Eagles are both awful. What shitfest.

10-06-2013, 04:58 PM	#101
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Nah dog u got this. Eagles going to the Super Bowl.

10-06-2013, 05:34 PM	#102
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	Took the Broncos almost two quarters to take the lead against Dallas.. 21-17

10-08-2013, 01:08 PM	#103
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	any further updates, sausage breath? in related news

10-08-2013, 01:38 PM	#104
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	So does JAX go winless? And I wish I had updated my fantasy roster. F.

10-08-2013, 02:19 PM	#105
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/192e...f/original.gif

10-08-2013, 02:24 PM	#106
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	The race to see who can go winless longest.

10-10-2013, 10:27 PM	#107
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	giants should have been put away by now. had to listen to most of the first half on the radio but the last three drives by the bears were full of wasted opportunities.

10-10-2013, 10:37 PM	#108
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	http://i.imgur.com/nev2QwJ.jpg

10-10-2013, 10:38 PM	#109
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Hey Cutler's having a decent season though. And I would be mad about how this season has been for the Steelers, but the fact that the Browns aren't totally blowing the season and the Ravens are getting salary trolled like fucking CRAZY by Flacco right now makes it all okay. I ain't even mad tho.

10-10-2013, 10:40 PM	#110
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Fucking Flacco has a lower qbr than Terelle Pryor ffs. He regressed to his mean level of play and he's basically getting a million dollars per interception. I'm okay with that.

10-10-2013, 10:46 PM	#111
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	i've always been a cutler fan/apologist. i allow him to have two unbelievably dumb throws a game. because man he can look so good at times.

10-10-2013, 11:12 PM	#112
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	oh jesus i almost feel sorry for eli after that one

10-10-2013, 11:12 PM	#113
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	almost

10-10-2013, 11:28 PM	#115
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i figure that was the last gasp for b. jacobs

10-11-2013, 12:17 AM	#116
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	The only thing that kills my enjoyment of this all is the fact that they are going to land Clowney and have him and JPP as their ends for the next decade.

10-11-2013, 01:28 AM	#117
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	also there were those two super bowl wins

10-11-2013, 08:39 AM	#118
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	The Spungos had a good run. That triumph over the Patriots was one of the best Super Bowls of all time. OF ALL TIME. What the heck happened this season? I haven't followed them closely aside from their blunders popping up on Red Zone and fighting the Steelers, Jags, and Buccs for the number 1 draft pick. But yeah, Cutler has a knack for suddenly becoming the bumbling lazy oaf he looks like. His wife though... fuck...

10-11-2013, 12:01 PM	#119
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	both giants v. pats supabowls were classics of american foobaww what happened? Complete and total disintegration of the backfield, no real investment in the secondary or even the linebacking corps. Giants basically build their D through the d-line and have for over a decade now it feels like, but they've over committed to that front and their secondary is now just embarrassing and the offensive backfield is even worse when you have a guy like eli who is an idiot savant and capable of both glorious zeniths and hilarious nadirs sometimes within the same offensive series, you need a strong defense to help keep a lid on his inevitable turnovers, and you also need at least a decent ground game to anchor the offense and keep eli from having to throw 50-60 times a game. The times we won the super bowl we had the thunder and lightning tandem of Jacobs/Bradshaw and then some very solid and consistent play by bradshaw as the main back for the last run. Also, that first SB win was the Strahan defense which was the last time the giants had a consistently excellent defensive unit, it's been degrading slowly over the past few years to arrive at this embarassment. like i said, i can take comfort that at least the giants aren't the worst team in the entire league. I haven't seen a team in any sport worse than the Jaguars since the 11/12 Charlotte Bobcats. Well there's the Astros but they play AAA now, right?