WHAT IF ALL COMPASSES ARE WRONG AND ARE JUST POINTING TO A RAPIST?

Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR · 09-17-2013, 02:24 AM

POUTINE WAS INVENTED BY TWO BIRACIAL MEN WHO JERKED OFF INTO A DUMPSTER.

FACT.

WOULD YOU SCOUR THE EARTH FOR THE DRIED UP CLIT OF SOMEON1 YOU LOVE MORE THAN TEDDY RUXPIN?

FACT.

CUM AND VAGINAL JUICES MAY BE USED TO CHUM FOR SHARKS AND OTHER FISHIES.

SO WHEN I SAY LETS GO CHUMMING I REALLY MEAN DO YOU HAVE A BOAT WE CAN USE TO DUMP A BODY SOMEWHERE. IT ALSO MEANS THE ABOVE SENTANCE INWROTE ABOUT ATTRACTING RARE SPECIES OF FISH. REMEMBER THIS INCASE SOMETHIG HAPPENS THT REQUIRES DRASTAC ACTION.

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HAS ANYONE WROTE A SONG ABOUT TORTILLAS YET!??? THE LYRICS COULD GET AN ARENA PUMPED UP.

TORTILLA! TORTILLATOETILAAA TORILLA ROILALA TORTA TORTILLA!
WOF IT HAST BEEN DONE WILL SOME ONE COMPOSE A SON WITH ME WHO HAS BAND KIDDS CAMP INSTALLED?

BO, DUDES!!!! IM PUMPED!!

Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR · 09-17-2013, 02:31 AM

SUPERVISOR!!!! SUPERVISOR I HAVE AN ESCLATED CALL I NEED SOME HELP. I ALSO NEED SOME BALM.

TIGER BALM ON MY BAYHING THUIT AREA. SLATHERIED ON THICKE.

SAUCES AND BEANS! SAUCES AND BEANS.

HAM
PEAS
CORN
HAPEA
PEAS
CORN
HAM
PEAS CORN

MONTE IT LDS ASSISTANCE! I NEWD A SUPARVISOR. MONTE LDS IT HELP ME.

HELP ME I AM INHELL

TESTING MY CAT WITH THIS BLEACH. I HOPE IT WORKS AND THIS THING DIES CLEAN. HELP ME I AM IN HELL. HELP MEI AM IN HELL.

TOMLRROW IS A NEW DAY. A NEW DAY FOR HAPPINESS AND TOUCHING!

slunken · 09-17-2013, 04:52 AM

I never liked sunny days

Sonic Johnny · 09-17-2013, 07:53 AM

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killtrocity · 09-19-2013, 01:59 AM

I love this shit. For every thread devoted to sports, tv shows, video games, food, or posting pics of ourselves there should be something fucked up like this, or at least a thread about going poop, or myth help

Dead Frequency · 09-19-2013, 05:23 AM

earlier today I farted and an attractive member of the opposite sex walked by me. I think I played it off well, though. I smiled and nodded at the plunger I was holding.

Trotskilicious · 09-19-2013, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR

SUPERVISOR!!!! SUPERVISOR I HAVE AN ESCLATED CALL!

PLEASE ADVISE

Trotskilicious · 09-19-2013, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

Julian, twitter comedy format CONNOISSEUR

don't you mean PIONEER

09-17-2013, 02:24 AM	#1
Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR Ownz Posts: 938	WHAT IF ALL COMPASSES ARE WRONG AND ARE JUST POINTING TO A RAPIST? POUTINE WAS INVENTED BY TWO BIRACIAL MEN WHO JERKED OFF INTO A DUMPSTER. FACT. WOULD YOU SCOUR THE EARTH FOR THE DRIED UP CLIT OF SOMEON1 YOU LOVE MORE THAN TEDDY RUXPIN? FACT. CUM AND VAGINAL JUICES MAY BE USED TO CHUM FOR SHARKS AND OTHER FISHIES. SO WHEN I SAY LETS GO CHUMMING I REALLY MEAN DO YOU HAVE A BOAT WE CAN USE TO DUMP A BODY SOMEWHERE. IT ALSO MEANS THE ABOVE SENTANCE INWROTE ABOUT ATTRACTING RARE SPECIES OF FISH. REMEMBER THIS INCASE SOMETHIG HAPPENS THT REQUIRES DRASTAC ACTION. FUCKING BEAN DIP GUYS. IT DOESNT WORK ID YOU INITE TE LADIES INTO UR VEHICLE FOR SNACKS IF YOUDONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DIP INTO THE DIP. ARIEL CASTRO WAS OBVIOUSLY GOOD AT MAKING TORTILLA CHIPS. HAS ANYONE WROTE A SONG ABOUT TORTILLAS YET!??? THE LYRICS COULD GET AN ARENA PUMPED UP. TORTILLA! TORTILLATOETILAAA TORILLA ROILALA TORTA TORTILLA! WOF IT HAST BEEN DONE WILL SOME ONE COMPOSE A SON WITH ME WHO HAS BAND KIDDS CAMP INSTALLED? BO, DUDES!!!! IM PUMPED!! __________________ fuck you cunt muscle. COPIED AND PASTED FROM THE NET ****

09-17-2013, 02:31 AM	#2
Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR Ownz Posts: 938	SUPERVISOR!!!! SUPERVISOR I HAVE AN ESCLATED CALL I NEED SOME HELP. I ALSO NEED SOME BALM. TIGER BALM ON MY BAYHING THUIT AREA. SLATHERIED ON THICKE. SAUCES AND BEANS! SAUCES AND BEANS. HAM PEAS CORN HAPEA PEAS CORN HAM PEAS CORN MONTE IT LDS ASSISTANCE! I NEWD A SUPARVISOR. MONTE LDS IT HELP ME. HELP ME I AM INHELL TESTING MY CAT WITH THIS BLEACH. I HOPE IT WORKS AND THIS THING DIES CLEAN. HELP ME I AM IN HELL. HELP MEI AM IN HELL. TOMLRROW IS A NEW DAY. A NEW DAY FOR HAPPINESS AND TOUCHING!

09-17-2013, 04:52 AM	#3
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	I never liked sunny days

09-17-2013, 07:53 AM	#4
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	Julian, twitter comedy format CONNOISSEUR

09-19-2013, 01:59 AM	#5
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,928	I love this shit. For every thread devoted to sports, tv shows, video games, food, or posting pics of ourselves there should be something fucked up like this, or at least a thread about going poop, or myth help

09-19-2013, 05:23 AM	#6
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	earlier today I farted and an attractive member of the opposite sex walked by me. I think I played it off well, though. I smiled and nodded at the plunger I was holding.