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Old 09-12-2013, 10:10 AM   #31
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he's never been to florida

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 12:25 PM   #32
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i had a friend in florida who told me that his kitty was chasing a cockroach and it was too fast to catch, and got away. i'm a total coward with cockroaches as it is and the thought of some mutant cockroach too fast for a cat is fucking terrifing

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 12:50 PM   #33
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It is so hot and humid here that I often incidentally smell my own crotch when I sit down after 3 minutes outside.

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 02:42 PM   #34
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florida: smells like ball sweat

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 03:09 PM   #35
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It's so hot in Florida.
HOW HOT IS IT?
It's so hot I spilled McDonald's coffee on myself to cool down.

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 03:13 PM   #36
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It is so hot and humid here that I often incidentally smell my own crotch when I sit down after 3 minutes outside.
This happens to me too. It makes me so self conscious.

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 03:35 PM   #37
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Where in Florida did you experience this. Here I've noticed the total opposite.
Orlando suburbs (sis-in-law lives there), Ft. Lauderdale and Miami.

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 06:38 PM   #38
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miami is hell to drive in

i dont know how my sister does it every day.

red light means 4 more cars go

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 06:41 PM   #39
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well what do you expect when the entire metro area is on cocaine

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 06:58 PM   #40
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like people will seriously honk at you if the light turned red 5 seconds ago and you didnt turn anyway

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 07:02 PM   #41
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yeah that ain't no joke. it was a big part of why i was so happy to have an affordable and reliable alternative to driving myself around once i moved away

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 08:34 PM   #42
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Are you tired of Ca?

 
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Old 09-12-2013, 10:12 PM   #43
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i wanna take a vacay

 
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