NFL 2013 Season Thread

Banana · 09-05-2013, 09:05 PM

Didn't see one on the first page.

What a fucking joke with this delay.

Kreatorkind · 09-05-2013, 09:08 PM

Chicago Bears will win their division and make it to at least the second round of the playoffs... my prediction is now on record!

Mo · 09-05-2013, 10:06 PM

Fucking hell, you Americans have to deal with a lot of commercials...
That Wendy's ad. UGH.

Go Broncos!

Trotskilicious · 09-05-2013, 10:18 PM

yeah it's awful but you know most of them keep acting like not putting ads on jerseys is some kind of defiant act of purity

i've decided i'll definitely trade ads on jerseys for two 45 minute halves of uninterrupted play

Trotskilicious · 09-05-2013, 10:19 PM

nba is kicking around ideas about putting ads on jerseys and again, i'd support it but i rather doubt i'm going to get 12+ minutes of uninterrupted basketball

Mo · 09-05-2013, 10:21 PM

The commentators have to plug stuff live on the air? And three things in a row? DirectTV, Wendy's and that Formula 1 movie?

What a lame fucking fumble.

Trotskilicious · 09-05-2013, 10:23 PM

yes are you not familiar with american sports broadcasting whatsoever

Trotskilicious · 09-05-2013, 10:23 PM

i mean this isn't even new

Mo · 09-05-2013, 10:28 PM

Sorry. The few times a year I watch American sports it's usually on some German-speaking channel (naturally), I just bought a week-long NFL Game Pass for the season kickoff this time.

Looks like Manning is pretty much back on form.

Trotskilicious · 09-05-2013, 10:30 PM

what do you mean back on form he was fantastic last year

Trotskilicious · 09-05-2013, 10:30 PM

i mean despite a bunch of armchair experts thinking he's a "choke artist" he's one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time

Banana · 09-05-2013, 10:48 PM

Still looks like he has horrendous arm strength though. But that appears to just be the post neck surgeries Manning, so much for the talk that he has gotten his arm strength back leading into this season.

Trotskilicious · 09-05-2013, 10:55 PM

yeah i mean espn is experts and if they think a 37 year old man is gonna get his arm strength "back" what is science to argue?

i mean these are the same experts that declared no one could ever replace brett favre and you should hold on to him as long as you can and they were so right about that one, you know?

espn is the best. they just spit nothin but wisdom, word.

Trotskilicious · 09-05-2013, 10:58 PM

Players whose career was of similar quality and shape:

Career: Johnny Unitas*, Joe Montana*, Dan Marino*, Ken Anderson, Steve Young*, Dan Fouts*, Brett Favre, John Elway*, Roger Staubach*, Jim Kelly*

http://www.pro-football-reference.co...M/MannPe00.htm

Mo · 09-06-2013, 12:11 AM

42-17

Trotskilicious · 09-06-2013, 12:36 AM

oh good, manning tossed 6 tds and eric decker caught two passes

fantasy football off with a bang

Mo · 09-06-2013, 01:29 AM

He threw seven in the end.

Trotskilicious · 09-06-2013, 03:00 AM

hopefully decker was the recipient

Trotskilicious · 09-06-2013, 03:02 AM

nope decker was terrible

i hate football

duovamp · 09-06-2013, 06:56 AM

Christ. I turned it off at 5 td passes.

duovamp · 09-08-2013, 03:58 PM

Steelers' new offensive coordinator:

http://i.imgur.com/7VPdwOS.gif?1

Trotskilicious · 09-08-2013, 04:12 PM

starting brian hartline: the right call

Banana · 09-08-2013, 04:28 PM

That fucking Bucs defender.

Such an absurd amount of bonehead plays all around the league this week 1.

Tchocky · 09-08-2013, 04:35 PM

The Lions...jeez Louise. Such a schizophrenic team. At least Reggie Bush seems like he's legit. Develop some consistency, cut down on the dumb penalties, this team could be something special.

I'm Hardcore · 09-09-2013, 05:21 AM

fuck. a lot of fucks

typical fucking Giants. Old Tom was right - that was just sloppy football. On the flip side - is that all you've got Dallas? NY were awful, and you only just managed to beat us.

I'm Hardcore · 09-09-2013, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tchocky

The Lions...jeez Louise. Such a schizophrenic team. At least Reggie Bush seems like he's legit. Develop some consistency, cut down on the dumb penalties, this team could be something special.

really potent offense, scored 30+ without Calvin doing anything of note.

Trotskilicious · 09-09-2013, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

fuck. a lot of fucks

typical fucking Giants. Old Tom was right - that was just sloppy football. On the flip side - is that all you've got Dallas? NY were awful, and you only just managed to beat us.

it's so hilarious being a fan of this team

Ol' Couch Ass · 09-09-2013, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

That fucking Bucs defender.

Such an absurd amount of bonehead plays all around the league this week 1.

Lavonte David- shame as he had a monster game until this mental Hiroshima. The Bucs continue to find new ways to hurt and shame me. Josh Freeman is so weak mentally it's disgusting and we have nobody to push him. Shit, VY looked decent for GB in the preseason. At this point, I wouldn't mind bringing him in the fold just to have Freeman looking over his shoulder.

Tchocky · 09-09-2013, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

really potent offense, scored 30+ without Calvin doing anything of note.

Provided he stays healthy, Bush appears to be the missing piece of this offense. Now opposing defenses can't just triple-team Megatron all game, because Detroit has a legitimate RB that can make defenses pay for over-committing to the pass. Hell, Nate Burleson even snared a few clutch passes. Obviously it's just one game, so I don't want to get ahead of myself, but the Lions will make some noise if their offense can keep this up. Defensively, they did a reasonable job, 78-yard Adrian Peterson TD aside. It is worth mentioning that Detroit did hold AP to under 100 rushing yards.

As for Ndamukong Suh...*shakes head* At least the Lions won.

Banana · 09-09-2013, 06:43 PM

Fucking pumped for tonight's game. I think we lose because our defense is going to be horrendous this season but it should be an entertaining shootout.

09-05-2013, 09:05 PM	#1
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09-05-2013, 09:08 PM	#2
Kreatorkind Demi-God Location: Chicago Posts: 330	Chicago Bears will win their division and make it to at least the second round of the playoffs... my prediction is now on record!

09-05-2013, 10:06 PM	#3
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	Fucking hell, you Americans have to deal with a lot of commercials... That Wendy's ad. UGH. Go Broncos!

09-05-2013, 10:18 PM	#4
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	yeah it's awful but you know most of them keep acting like not putting ads on jerseys is some kind of defiant act of purity i've decided i'll definitely trade ads on jerseys for two 45 minute halves of uninterrupted play

09-05-2013, 10:19 PM	#5
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	nba is kicking around ideas about putting ads on jerseys and again, i'd support it but i rather doubt i'm going to get 12+ minutes of uninterrupted basketball

09-05-2013, 10:21 PM	#6
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	The commentators have to plug stuff live on the air? And three things in a row? DirectTV, Wendy's and that Formula 1 movie? What a lame fucking fumble.

09-05-2013, 10:23 PM	#7
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	yes are you not familiar with american sports broadcasting whatsoever

09-05-2013, 10:28 PM	#9
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	Sorry. The few times a year I watch American sports it's usually on some German-speaking channel (naturally), I just bought a week-long NFL Game Pass for the season kickoff this time. Looks like Manning is pretty much back on form.

09-05-2013, 10:30 PM	#10
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	what do you mean back on form he was fantastic last year

09-05-2013, 10:48 PM	#12
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	Still looks like he has horrendous arm strength though. But that appears to just be the post neck surgeries Manning, so much for the talk that he has gotten his arm strength back leading into this season.

09-05-2013, 10:55 PM	#13
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	yeah i mean espn is experts and if they think a 37 year old man is gonna get his arm strength "back" what is science to argue? i mean these are the same experts that declared no one could ever replace brett favre and you should hold on to him as long as you can and they were so right about that one, you know? espn is the best. they just spit nothin but wisdom, word.

09-05-2013, 10:58 PM	#14
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Players whose career was of similar quality and shape: Career: Johnny Unitas, Joe Montana, Dan Marino, Ken Anderson, Steve Young, Dan Fouts, Brett Favre, John Elway, Roger Staubach, Jim Kelly http://www.pro-football-reference.co...M/MannPe00.htm

09-06-2013, 12:36 AM	#16
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	oh good, manning tossed 6 tds and eric decker caught two passes fantasy football off with a bang

09-06-2013, 01:29 AM	#17
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	He threw seven in the end.

09-06-2013, 03:00 AM	#18
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	hopefully decker was the recipient

09-06-2013, 03:02 AM	#19
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	nope decker was terrible i hate football

09-06-2013, 06:56 AM	#20
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Christ. I turned it off at 5 td passes.

09-08-2013, 03:58 PM	#21
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Steelers' new offensive coordinator: http://i.imgur.com/7VPdwOS.gif?1

09-08-2013, 04:12 PM	#22
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	starting brian hartline: the right call

09-08-2013, 04:28 PM	#23
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	That fucking Bucs defender. Such an absurd amount of bonehead plays all around the league this week 1.

09-08-2013, 04:35 PM	#24
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	The Lions...jeez Louise. Such a schizophrenic team. At least Reggie Bush seems like he's legit. Develop some consistency, cut down on the dumb penalties, this team could be something special.

09-09-2013, 05:21 AM	#25
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	fuck. a lot of fucks typical fucking Giants. Old Tom was right - that was just sloppy football. On the flip side - is that all you've got Dallas? NY were awful, and you only just managed to beat us.

09-09-2013, 06:43 PM	#30
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	Fucking pumped for tonight's game. I think we lose because our defense is going to be horrendous this season but it should be an entertaining shootout.