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Old 06-28-2003, 04:19 PM   #31
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Old 06-28-2003, 04:23 PM   #32
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i'd say, "what's Moby Dick's father's name?"
*no answer*

"POPPA BONER!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!111"
heh

nice one

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 05:12 PM   #33
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ahhhhhhh i am so amused by this.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 05:16 PM   #34
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I don't look at crotches at all.

arms, yes. sometimes chests. mostly eyes/faces, though.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 05:26 PM   #35
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I can't believe I'm about to say this story. Ok well back when I was I would say, 14 the following happened to me.

I was sitting on the front steps with my sister wearing some shorts. Now these shorts sorta resemble the kind John Stockon wears. So the female tenant we were renting to came down from the second floor to join my sister in a chat. About 15 minutes passed before she kindly mentioned to my sister that my penis was sticking out of my shorts. I was off in space and hadn't noticed it. Anyway, my sister turns to me and lets me know and I got up and just went inside. Every time I saw her afterward, I would think, "She saw my dick!!!!" and leave the area immediately. So yeah, they look at crotches.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 05:27 PM   #36
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sick.

oh. and that is an ugly nailpolish.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 05:28 PM   #37
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...so when i walk back from the rec. along a really busy street in my gym shorts and i'm heading into the wind, i shouldn't be self conscious about the bulge being so obvious? i always felt bad 'cause that was the last thing i expected motorists to want to see...but now that i realize half of them might enjoy such a thing, maybe that's cool. on behalf of guys everywhere, i'd just like to say thanks for staring at our crotches, and giving us the heads up about it, ladies.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 05:28 PM   #38
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From this day on I am going to make an effort to pop more erections during the day!

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 05:30 PM   #39
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i look at the tummy area

it makes me hard.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 05:32 PM   #40
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it makes me hard.
have you ever sexed up a girl?

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 07:42 PM   #41
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I always looks at necks, or necklaces and girls think I'm a chest talker. I just hate looking people in the eyes.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 07:55 PM   #42
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:eek: sick.

oh. and that is an ugly nailpolish. :o
Sorry, I'll make sure all of my ho's have nail polish that you like.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 08:03 PM   #43
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i wish girls would look at my crotch.
they do.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 08:04 PM   #44
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in that case, i think i shall do a nice pelvic thrust every few minutes in public.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 08:06 PM   #45
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in that case, i think i shall do a nice pelvic thrust every few minutes in public.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 08:09 PM   #46
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http://www.applelinks.com/grack/imag...rotch_shot.jpg

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 09:04 PM   #47
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I can't say I've never looked at a guy's crotch before, but it's generally been one of the last things I look at. I look at chests and shoulders much more. But maybe that's just because they're at eye-level and I'm lazy.

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 10:28 PM   #48
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i look at crotches. it's kinda fun.

 
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Old 06-29-2003, 01:27 PM   #49
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yes
that pic is hawt

 
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Old 06-29-2003, 01:28 PM   #50
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...so when i walk back from the rec. along a really busy street in my gym shorts and i'm heading into the wind, i shouldn't be self conscious about the bulge being so obvious? i always felt bad 'cause that was the last thing i expected motorists to want to see...but now that i realize half of them might enjoy such a thing, maybe that's cool. on behalf of guys everywhere, i'd just like to say thanks for staring at our crotches, and giving us the heads up about it, ladies.
as long as you aren't a gross old man, its okay

 
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Old 06-29-2003, 03:22 PM   #51
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Maybe the same thing that runs through you're head when you see a girl nipping badly.
you mean nipping nicely.

 
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