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Consume my pants.
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Pledge
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ahhhhhhh i am so amused by this.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Netphorian of the Decade
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I can't believe I'm about to say this story. Ok well back when I was I would say, 14 the following happened to me.
I was sitting on the front steps with my sister wearing some shorts. Now these shorts sorta resemble the kind John Stockon wears. So the female tenant we were renting to came down from the second floor to join my sister in a chat. About 15 minutes passed before she kindly mentioned to my sister that my penis was sticking out of my shorts. I was off in space and hadn't noticed it. Anyway, my sister turns to me and lets me know and I got up and just went inside. Every time I saw her afterward, I would think, "She saw my dick!!!!" and leave the area immediately. So yeah, they look at crotches. ![]() |
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Banned
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sick.oh. and that is an ugly nailpolish. ![]() |
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OB-GYN Kenobi
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...so when i walk back from the rec. along a really busy street in my gym shorts and i'm heading into the wind, i shouldn't be self conscious about the bulge being so obvious? i always felt bad 'cause that was the last thing i expected motorists to want to see...but now that i realize half of them might enjoy such a thing, maybe that's cool. on behalf of guys everywhere, i'd just like to say thanks for staring at our crotches, and giving us the heads up about it, ladies.
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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From this day on I am going to make an effort to pop more erections during the day!
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Sometimes, though.
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i look at the tummy area
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Banned
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Apocalyptic Poster
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I always looks at necks, or necklaces and girls think I'm a chest talker. I just hate looking people in the eyes.
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Fuck
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Minion of Satan
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Minion of Satan
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in that case, i think i shall do a nice pelvic thrust every few minutes in public.
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Socialphobic
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I can't say I've never looked at a guy's crotch before, but it's generally been one of the last things I look at. I look at chests and shoulders much more. But maybe that's just because they're at eye-level and I'm lazy.
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Braindead
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i look at crotches. it's kinda fun.
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Netflix Me
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that pic is hawt |
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Netflix Me
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Pledge
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