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Old 08-01-2013, 12:41 AM   #1
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Default Mail a dildo to Putin

LGBT Activists Start Dildo-Mailing Campaign To Irritate Vladimir Putin

Full story here: http://www.queerty.com/lgbt-activist...#ixzz2agmut1Nn

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Once you’ve packed your dildo up nice and tight (not loose, please), go ahead and drop it in the mail:

Vladimir Putin
23, Ilyinka Street
Moscow, 103132, Russia

 
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Old 08-01-2013, 06:42 AM   #2
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how about a butt plug?

 
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Old 08-01-2013, 07:01 AM   #3
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Oh yeah that sounds like an exceptionally good idea. Why not send r/c helicopters to the prez while you're at it.

 
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Old 08-02-2013, 12:12 AM   #4
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I'm confused, are you saying he's going to use the dildos to rape his citizens without due process?

 
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Old 08-02-2013, 12:12 AM   #5
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Or that dildos, like r/c helicopters, produce bundles of fun and joy and therefore we should stop contributing to his enjoyment?

 
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Old 08-02-2013, 12:29 AM   #6
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mailing a dildo to russia, even excluding the cost of the dildo, is very expensive. this is like giving him free money.

 
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Old 08-02-2013, 12:29 AM   #7
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CONSTRUCTION MUST BE STOPPED

 
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Old 08-02-2013, 01:13 AM   #8
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Oh shit, I also live on Ilyinka Street!

 
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Old 08-02-2013, 03:47 AM   #9
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Or that dildos, like r/c helicopters, produce bundles of fun and joy and therefore we should stop contributing to his enjoyment?
No dummy we should glue dildos to rc helicopters and let our guv screw putin. Flying Dildo Drone Attacks. Tho it would raise questions about them being unmanned

 
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