I'm in love with a hooker

[slunken]

i started following it. the history doesn't go back very far.

[cocksure]

has toby posted since his glorious tat-post

[slunken]

maybe it's anamorphic from his POV

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by cocksure

has toby posted since his glorious tat-post

that would be a no, but you can check this for yourself (DOCKHOD)

[killtrocity]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ddcdefe9...5o1_r1_500.jpg

*Information Technology

[Trotskilicious]

i'm not really sure what's more horrible about these stories, the frank honesty in depicting the emotional state of the women or the fact that the punter doesn't give a fuck, and may even get off on it

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

or the fact that the punter doesn't give a fuck, and may even get off on it

i haven't read any where the punter doesnt give a fuck or gets off on it.

i'm intrigued because they come off as empathetic toward the human yet disappointed in the product reviews.

SHE TOLD ME WITH SAD EYES HOW MUCH SHE HATED THIS LINE OF WORK - ITEM NOT AS DESCRIBED; RETURNED FOR REFUND

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

I have no problem with the idea of the tatoos. He loves his craft.

The real problem is that it's a horrible ink job. line work is bad. shading is bad.

So is your spelling, dickfuck.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by slunken

i haven't read any where the punter doesnt give a fuck or gets off on it.

i'm intrigued because they come off as empathetic toward the human yet disappointed in the product reviews.

SHE TOLD ME WITH SAD EYES HOW MUCH SHE HATED THIS LINE OF WORK - ITEM NOT AS DESCRIBED; RETURNED FOR REFUND

right...uh they still fuck them they don't go "Here, darling. Keep the money. Please stop doing this. I'm sorry, I'll never purchase a woman again."

[Trotskilicious]

it's more like

"Goodness you are depressed. Welp. Best spread those legs, i need to get off."

[Trotskilicious]

like that last one killtrocity posted is more like "goodness aren't you glad you're not a prostitute haha she was also absolutely horrible 31 quid wasted."

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

right...uh they still fuck them they don't go "Here, darling. Keep the money. Please stop doing this. I'm sorry, I'll never purchase a woman again."

close - most pay in advance for a set amount of time say 3 hours and often within the first half hour they ask for a refund. i read only 1 or 2 where the guy was like _whatever and just held her down until he could get off.

i felt gross typing that but the main point is this is straight up consumer product review. i'm sure you're aware - but the american myth of prostitution as some clandestine operation doesn't really exist outside of the media perspective in the US. this is, in some countries, a very legal and lucrative occupation. these women aren't freelancers and these aren't random back-alley blowjobs. these are advertised professional women with a network and a client list and managers and so forth.

i'm certainly not trying to justify this sort of thing, but dissatisfied customers only need to call up the company and complain and get compensated in some other way.

so the situation is more like "here darling. this isn't going anywhere and you don't seem to be enjoying yourself. i certainly am not. i would like to ask for a partial refund as well as speak to the representative of your company from which i ordered you from."

super-professional

[slunken]

but on the other hand we all know what sort of people are bothered to write on-line product reviews vs those who are not

[Trotskilicious]

a yelp for prostitutes would make me want to destroy the entire world

[slunken]

I'll read anything

[killtrocity]

I have to admit I read all of those and it was sort of like a Stephen King short story

[slunken]

like i mentioned, only a couple made me cringe. would read again; can't wait for more. A-

the only thing i'm worried about is the validity of the submissions. seems too easy to fake.