how do you ascertain what gave you food poisoning

Trotskilicious · 07-16-2013, 02:10 PM

so yesterday i vomited like i have never vomited before in my life, it was something akin to that scene of team america where the puppet pukes so hard it pushes his head up off the concrete you know? i vomited like so incredibly hard

what i am confused is that it seemed the dire rear started in the morning, which would necessarily involve the pizza i had the previous day for lunch and dinner

however, my stomach didn't really turn into a riot zone until afternoon, which is after i had some breakfast tacos that morning.

I am now suspicious of both the breakfast tacos as well as the leftover pizza but i'm wondering which to blame for my discomfort. surely the pizza would have made me puke my brains out before 2pm on the next day right? I assume what made me barf like holy heaven had to be the tacos

Trotskilicious · 07-16-2013, 02:25 PM

i should mention for extra detail that i got a pomegranate pick me up from jamba juice to help steady my stomach, that was a failure so the enormous, exhausting puke that i did was colored purplish blue

MyOneAndOnly · 07-16-2013, 02:38 PM

if it was only you getting sick and not other other people who ate those meals with you, you may never know. And there's probably no way to figure it out after the fact. It could have been either of those items (pizza or tacos).

It can take from two too twelve hours for you to notice food poisoning. sometimes even a full day. It depends on the bacteria and your level of exposure.

Trotskilicious · 07-16-2013, 02:41 PM

well i eat alone because i don't have any friends and nobody loves me

so i guess i'll just have to throw out the rest of the pie. that is sad.

MyOneAndOnly · 07-16-2013, 02:47 PM

If you reheat it in the oven... to the point where the cheese melts, it should kill any bacteria that might have made you sick.

I would throw it away, though.

reprise85 · 07-16-2013, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

It can take from two too twelve hours for you to notice food poisoning. sometimes even a full day. It depends on the bacteria and your level of exposure.

yeah, this. throw that shit away and feel better!

D. · 07-16-2013, 05:25 PM

When I got it in April, I felt it the morning after and fuckvomited late morning. But I was able to tell because b and I ate the same thing.

Starla · 07-16-2013, 05:35 PM

I got food poisoning symptoms about 45 min after eating taco bell, and then one time it took several hours after eating KFC. Hope you feel better...

Bread Regal · 07-16-2013, 09:28 PM

Dire rear. I like that.

hnibos · 07-17-2013, 01:03 AM

If it smells more like breakfast tacos or leftover pizza.

Trotskilicious · 07-17-2013, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

Dire rear. I like that.

i stole it from terry pratchett

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-17-2013, 02:38 AM

just try to blame it on a nationality. (it's not racism, it's food poisoning.)
your pick.

Lucky Day Spa · 07-17-2013, 02:41 AM

in future, keep and freeze half of every meal. for science

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-17-2013, 03:53 AM

#firstworldproblems

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-23337445

killtrocity · 07-18-2013, 12:35 AM

dire rear should replace diarrhea, it's one of the ugliest words and I always forget how to spell it

noyen · 07-18-2013, 01:41 AM

whatever comes out first

slunken · 07-18-2013, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killtrocity

dire rear should replace diarrhea, it's one of the ugliest words and I always forget how to spell it

THE SKITTERS?

THE TROTS?

slunken · 07-18-2013, 02:00 AM

the greatest lesson i learned from grapes of wrath was that eating too much fruit (and only fruit) will give you the skitters

whywontyoulistn · 07-18-2013, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killtrocity

dire rear should replace diarrhea, it's one of the ugliest words and I always forget how to spell it

It's worse in British English: diarrhoea. Hence, most of us refer to it as "the shits".

yo soy el mejor · 07-18-2013, 11:10 AM

i know my body pretty well.

null123 · 07-19-2013, 04:24 AM

first you ask yourself if you ate any pork products recently

vixnix · 07-22-2013, 10:58 AM

i always know because when i think about the food i've eaten in the last 24 hours, the thing that made me sick makes me want to vomit when i think about it again. it's pretty scientific if you think about it.

killtrocity · 07-22-2013, 01:34 PM

killtrocity · 07-26-2013, 02:45 PM

I'm gonna find your server and rape it

Trotskilicious · 07-26-2013, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charmbag

first you ask yourself if you ate any pork products recently

the answer is invariably yes

Trotskilicious · 07-26-2013, 03:47 PM

mmmmmmm, big pink. the only gum with the breath freshening power of ham!

07-16-2013, 02:10 PM	#1
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	how do you ascertain what gave you food poisoning so yesterday i vomited like i have never vomited before in my life, it was something akin to that scene of team america where the puppet pukes so hard it pushes his head up off the concrete you know? i vomited like so incredibly hard what i am confused is that it seemed the dire rear started in the morning, which would necessarily involve the pizza i had the previous day for lunch and dinner however, my stomach didn't really turn into a riot zone until afternoon, which is after i had some breakfast tacos that morning. I am now suspicious of both the breakfast tacos as well as the leftover pizza but i'm wondering which to blame for my discomfort. surely the pizza would have made me puke my brains out before 2pm on the next day right? I assume what made me barf like holy heaven had to be the tacos

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07-16-2013, 02:25 PM	#2
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i should mention for extra detail that i got a pomegranate pick me up from jamba juice to help steady my stomach, that was a failure so the enormous, exhausting puke that i did was colored purplish blue

07-16-2013, 02:38 PM	#3
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,943	if it was only you getting sick and not other other people who ate those meals with you, you may never know. And there's probably no way to figure it out after the fact. It could have been either of those items (pizza or tacos). It can take from two too twelve hours for you to notice food poisoning. sometimes even a full day. It depends on the bacteria and your level of exposure.

07-16-2013, 02:41 PM	#4
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	well i eat alone because i don't have any friends and nobody loves me so i guess i'll just have to throw out the rest of the pie. that is sad.

07-16-2013, 02:47 PM	#5
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,943	If you reheat it in the oven... to the point where the cheese melts, it should kill any bacteria that might have made you sick. I would throw it away, though.

07-16-2013, 05:25 PM	#7
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	When I got it in April, I felt it the morning after and fuckvomited late morning. But I was able to tell because b and I ate the same thing.

07-16-2013, 05:35 PM	#8
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	I got food poisoning symptoms about 45 min after eating taco bell, and then one time it took several hours after eating KFC. Hope you feel better...

07-16-2013, 09:28 PM	#9
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	Dire rear. I like that.

07-17-2013, 01:03 AM	#10
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	If it smells more like breakfast tacos or leftover pizza.

07-17-2013, 02:38 AM	#12
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,761	just try to blame it on a nationality. (it's not racism, it's food poisoning.) your pick.

07-17-2013, 02:41 AM	#13
Lucky Day Spa mirrar quit netphoria Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud Posts: 2,281	in future, keep and freeze half of every meal. for science

07-17-2013, 03:53 AM	#14
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	#firstworldproblems http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-23337445

07-18-2013, 12:35 AM	#15
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,929	dire rear should replace diarrhea, it's one of the ugliest words and I always forget how to spell it

07-18-2013, 01:41 AM	#16
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	whatever comes out first

07-18-2013, 02:00 AM	#18
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	the greatest lesson i learned from grapes of wrath was that eating too much fruit (and only fruit) will give you the skitters

07-18-2013, 11:10 AM	#20
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i know my body pretty well.

07-19-2013, 04:24 AM	#21
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	first you ask yourself if you ate any pork products recently

07-22-2013, 10:58 AM	#22
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	i always know because when i think about the food i've eaten in the last 24 hours, the thing that made me sick makes me want to vomit when i think about it again. it's pretty scientific if you think about it.

07-22-2013, 01:34 PM	#23
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,929

07-26-2013, 02:45 PM	#24
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,929	I'm gonna find your server and rape it

07-26-2013, 03:47 PM	#26
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	mmmmmmm, big pink. the only gum with the breath freshening power of ham!