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Old 06-27-2003, 10:42 AM   #1
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Thumbs up yeah, my old roommate pissed in a girl's mouth on accident

yeah. he called this girl he used to date a few nights ago and she came over. He was extremely drunk. She began to give him head and he told me he had to piss at that moment...he was limp and she began sucking and pushed on his bladder on accident. he went tinkle a little. she kept going for a little. after she said something about coming and he said he didn't, she asked what 'that' was, he said a little precum. you girls are nasty


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Old 06-27-2003, 11:05 AM   #2
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Old 06-27-2003, 11:11 AM   #3
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Wouldn't that make him the nasty one?

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 11:11 AM   #4
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she swallowed it? haha

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 11:16 AM   #5
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she swallowed it? haha
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Old 06-27-2003, 11:18 AM   #6
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GOLDEN SHOWERS!!!!
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Old 06-27-2003, 11:18 AM   #7
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Old 06-27-2003, 11:44 AM   #8
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grosse!

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 11:47 AM   #9
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I have a guy friend who is gay...he gave head for the first time not long ago, and I guess he gagged right away and threw up all over the guy. He was so embarrassed, poor thing. I guess the guy wasn't upset and was really nice about it.

I would freak out if someone peed in my mouth though. Fucking rank.

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 12:21 PM   #10
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I would freak out if someone peed in my mouth though. Fucking rank.

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:16 PM   #11
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*shudders* *avoids drunk people*

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:22 PM   #12
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Ha she's such a pee brain
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:36 PM   #13
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i can't even comprehend this.

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:38 PM   #14
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*shudders* *avoids drunk people*
You don't have to avoid them if you're not planning on giving them head.

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:46 PM   #15
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i loled

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:49 PM   #16
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You don't have to avoid them if you're not planning on giving them head.

a point well made!

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:25 PM   #17
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You don't have to avoid them if you're not planning on giving them head.
Alcoholics shouldn't go to bars; I shouldn't be around drunk men...

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:30 PM   #18
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Alcoholics shouldn't go to bars; I shouldn't be around drunk men...
does that make you a suckaholic?

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:44 PM   #19
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i dont know about anyone else. but i would know if there was pee in my mouth or not.

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 04:52 PM   #20
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why did I click on this thread?
Subconscious desire, obviously.
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Old 06-27-2003, 04:58 PM   #21
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I have a guy friend who is gay...he gave head for the first time not long ago, and I guess he gagged right away and threw up all over the guy. He was so embarrassed, poor thing. I guess the guy wasn't upset and was really nice about it.

I would freak out if someone peed in my mouth though. Fucking rank.

*gasp* is he cute?!

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 05:01 PM   #22
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i dont know about anyone else. but i would know if there was pee in my mouth or not.
That's true but he said his friend only went a little, it wasn't like she had a mouthful of piss. I'm pretty sure then she would have know.

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 11:30 PM   #23
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*gasp* is he cute?!
vomit fetish 4 u ?!??!

 
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Old 06-28-2003, 10:40 AM   #24
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That's true but he said his friend only went a little, it wasn't like she had a mouthful of piss. I'm pretty sure then she would have know.
yeah exactly, plus they were extremely drunk. I'm sure she was being an optimist about the who ordeal


glad you crazy kids enjoyed the tale of a boy and his pee

 
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