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Old 06-29-2013, 11:07 PM   #1
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Default Virginia gubernatorial candidate wants ban on oral, anal sex

Says the law would help prosecute child molesters.

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013...nal-sex-sodomy

Banning blowjobs probably isn't a way to get votes.

 
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Old 06-29-2013, 11:29 PM   #2
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i'm positively scandalized

 
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Old 06-29-2013, 11:38 PM   #3
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Scandalized is a good word.

 
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Old 06-30-2013, 12:44 AM   #4
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He wouldn't be where he is now if it weren't for blowjobs.

 
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Old 06-30-2013, 01:28 AM   #5
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One summer my girlfriend [later wife] and I took my BMW on a cross country tour and we keep a log of all the state and national monuments we had sex at and it was extensive. Old Faithful during a geyser, bent over a cannon at the fort in St Augustine, the Prairie Dog Monument, the Corn Palace, the Henry Ford Museum in a bus on display, the Cord Museum in the back seat of a Duesenberg, Monticello in the slave quarters, several graveyards; Deadwood SD, New Orleans and Portland Or. Best was in Colonial Williamsburg in a maze, where we were feverishly banging away when we hear something and look through the hedges to find another couple engaged in the same activity just a few feet away.

 
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Old 06-30-2013, 01:54 AM   #6
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after reading that post i think they should extend the ban to ******* PIV sex as well

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Old 06-30-2013, 04:43 AM   #7
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Monticello in the slave quarters,

 
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Old 06-30-2013, 04:48 AM   #8
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sounds good i'd vote for him

 
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