Jury Duty

Strange As Angels · 06-27-2003, 09:23 PM

Ugh. I love how the front of the envelope says, "JURY DUTY IS YOUR CIVIC RESPONSIBILITY."

How do I get out of this?

sickbadthing · 06-27-2003, 09:26 PM

Go to jail.

06-27-2003, 09:47 PM

Show up to the thing, say you hate the defendant and you get off.

Ugly · 06-27-2003, 09:54 PM

Say you're prejudiced against all races.

severin · 06-27-2003, 09:55 PM

i'd go there and see if it is an interesting case...there might be the cahnce to write a book about it afterwards, if it's a really interesting case

06-27-2003, 10:13 PM

if you post regularly on an internet messageboard you are automatically disqualified from jury duty. seriously. it's one of the questions they will ask you during voire dire: "any of you who post regularly on an internet message board, raise your hand."

if you say yes, it's "bye bye," cash your $7 per diem check, hit the road in your piece of shit jap trap of a car, and head back to the piss factory and that mininum wage job of yours.

oui henri · 06-27-2003, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly
Say you're prejudiced against all races.

i saw some last night talk show where they were talking about jury duty and the person said that when the mailed in their response letter, they wrote "i love chinks" (or something along those lines) on the top.

i guess that's the smart ass approach to getting out of it.

06-27-2003, 09:23 PM	#1
Strange As Angels Demi-God Location: CA Posts: 287	Jury Duty Ugh. I love how the front of the envelope says, "JURY DUTY IS YOUR CIVIC RESPONSIBILITY." How do I get out of this?

06-27-2003, 09:55 PM	#5
severin no more than sympathy Location: lying on the floor Posts: 14,826	i'd go there and see if it is an interesting case...there might be the cahnce to write a book about it afterwards, if it's a really interesting case __________________ i once told a To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. that nothing really ends

06-27-2003, 09:26 PM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Go to jail.

06-27-2003, 09:47 PM	#3
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	Show up to the thing, say you hate the defendant and you get off.

06-27-2003, 09:54 PM	#4
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Say you're prejudiced against all races.

06-27-2003, 10:13 PM	#6
Boner Posts: n/a	if you post regularly on an internet messageboard you are automatically disqualified from jury duty. seriously. it's one of the questions they will ask you during voire dire: "any of you who post regularly on an internet message board, raise your hand." if you say yes, it's "bye bye," cash your $7 per diem check, hit the road in your piece of shit jap trap of a car, and head back to the piss factory and that mininum wage job of yours.