Weird smells you smell on people

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by slunken

are you talking about assflowers because if you are don't blame the febreze.

nah there's something about the mix of human farty smell and febreeze that makes it worse

i worked at this place that was an office in a retrofitted house so we'd have a regular home toilet you know

well they insisted on getting febreeze airfresheners like pumpkin spice or something and after pooping, it would just smell like someone took a shit in a pumpkin pie.

[Dead Frequency]

Aw, reminds me of thanksgiving at Uncle Buck's in Floydada, TX.

[Trotskilicious]

is that where you're from? out there on the blasted, empty prairie?

[slunken]

That's my point. You can't cover up ass with something like febreze.

[slunken]

Works great for cigarette smells. Linen and sky. Also glade tranquility.

[slunken]

All of a sudden nobody knows what assflowers is.

[Trotskilicious]

i thought it was a euphemism for farts or fartsmell

[slunken]

no its when you try to cover up a giant shit with air freshener so now it smells like ass + whateveryousprayed (usually a flowery scent)

[slunken]

IE - IT CANNOT BE DONE SO DON'T BLAME THE AIR FRESHENER

[slunken]

sometimes it will highlight the smell and make it even worse. my dad was a champ at this.

[Trotskilicious]

nah some air fresheners work

febreeze does not

[slunken]

well to be super nitpicky - an odor eliminator would work better than an air freshener.

[slunken]

i don't often take vomit-inducing shits with aftershocks so my needs might not be as heavy as others.

why am i defending febreze on the internet? it works great for my needs!

[Trotskilicious]

i like smelling my shits and making other people smell them as well

especially the hangover swamp gas get-the-evil-out death shit

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by slunken

All of a sudden nobody knows what assflowers is.

i thought it was a reference to that horrible gif somebody posted in one of the pic threads i think. the one with the amputee crawling around with the flower up her ass

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i like smelling my shits and making other people smell them as well

especially the hangover swamp gas get-the-evil-out death shit

wanna be roommates?

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i thought it was a reference to that horrible gif somebody posted in one of the pic threads i think. the one with the amputee crawling around with the flower up her ass

she wasn't amputated she had on arm bindings

[myosis]

it's funny, when i first saw this thread i immediately thought of people who abuse the shit out of febreze or glade air fresheners in their home... the smell of it sticks to them all day long and it nauseates me. i stopped dating a girl in part because of this.

[Dead Frequency]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

is that where you're from? out there on the blasted, empty prairie?

Nah, just a lil sw of their in lubbock tx. I have family out in floydada tho and boy let me tell you about floydadas annual gourd festival - what a hoot

[Trotskilicious]

oh man them there festiv-als are somethin else, i love gettin the boot-scootin on down at the hootnanny at the end damn straight

[vixnix]

I love it when people smell like garlic, not because they've eaten it but because they were wearing a clean woollen sweater while they were cooking. I enjoy the smell of wine on a woman but I can't stand the smell of liquor of any kind on a man.