It's 106 degreez and my swamp cooler doesn't work.

[Toby]

Fuck my life and fuck this apartment complex ugh!

[Sonic Johnny]

do some coke

[Toby]

Coke in Tucson is terrible.

[redbull]

i would think tucson would have good coke being close to mexico and all. we found some coke on the floor at work last night after bar rush

also its so cold in illinois that i had to put a shirt on

[Bread Regal]

Coke comes from Colombia not Mexico.

[redbull]

proximity tho

[Order 66]

whats a swamp cooler?

[Sonic Johnny]

I think it's a term for an evaporative cooler.

[Toby]

Yah that

[hnibos]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

Coke comes from Colombia not Mexico.

Maybe he means that's where las drogas come through?

[Sonic Johnny]

EDIT: that was clearly not what i was looking for.

[slunken]

i'm picturing a tiny cooler filled with ice and cheap beer with a small electric fan sitting on top of it

[Order 66]

i picture a cooler covered in whatever stuff Swamp Thing is made out of

[slunken]

the swamp and pure love

[Trotskilicious]

okay if you guys want to know about cocaine it's not all the same jesus fuckin christ

you know shitty ass tucson butthole, ussa is going to have crap coke but someplace where there's lots of money and a serious cocaine problem, like i dunno Dallas is going to have better coke

god damn it you fuckin rookies

[slunken]

yea that's like basic-cable knowledge

[Trotskilicious]

by the way who wants to start the Toby Death Pool

it's going to take at least ten, fifteen years to pay off but I think we would just bet on what age this alcoholic drug addict is going to drop dead

i say 47

[slunken]

57

[Order 66]

i dunno does he really have a coke problem. stimulants can take awhile to kill you unless you have a heart condition, and even then you need to be able to afford alot

i've got 200 on toby age 65+

[slunken]

i can't cast stones sitting here at a cool 73 degrees

[Toby]

All I do is smoke weed yo...I don't even drink very often either; once a week usually.

[Toby]

I eat paleo and I'm pretty active so I'm guessing 75ish.

[Trotskilicious]

dammit toby we all know you're a fat alcoholic living in a trailer in the desert and making/smoking meth

[Toby]

I'm sorry but I'm not.

I copied this from wiki for you guys with questions.

An evaporative cooler (also swamp cooler, desert cooler, and wet air cooler) is a device that cools air through the evaporation of water. Evaporative cooling differs from typical air conditioning systems which use vapor-compression or absorption refrigeration cycles. Evaporative cooling works by employing water's large enthalpy of vaporization. The temperature of dry air can be dropped significantly through the phase transition of liquid water to water vapor (evaporation), which can cool air using much less energy than refrigeration. In extremely dry climates, evaporative cooling of air has the added benefit of conditioning the air with more moisture for the comfort of building occupants. Unlike closed-cycle refrigeration, evaporative cooling requires a water source, and must continually consume water to operate.

[Trotskilicious]

i already googled it, i know how to use the internet

[slunken]

i didn't google it and i still don't understand. i don't think toby does either or he wouldn't be ctrl-c/ctrol-v words like enthalpy

[slunken]

well i guess i do get it. IT RUNS ON WATER

[Trotskilicious]

he's on the paleo diet, he just uses dope ass words when he wants yo