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Old 06-27-2003, 09:31 AM   #1
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Red face Bitch Bastard!!!

my sister calls Rocket (my cat), her nephew a BITCH BASTARD!!!
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Old 06-27-2003, 10:30 AM   #2
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sorry ms. transformer, but i don't get it.

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 10:31 AM   #3
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you gave birth to a cat? :erm
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Old 06-27-2003, 10:33 AM   #4
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WOAX!

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 10:50 AM   #5
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sorry ms. transformer, but i don't get it.
well since my kitties are like the children i will never have they are my kids. heretofore making them my sister's nephews & my nieces cousins, my parents grandkids.

anyways since debaser is not really their father & i don't know who is, my sister calls them BITCH BASTARDS!!

it doesn't help that rocket looks a little feminine:erm
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Old 06-27-2003, 11:38 AM   #6
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hey my parakeet is named Rocket too
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Old 06-27-2003, 11:43 AM   #7
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When my cousin was very young, he either couldn't or didn't want to call me by my name, Eric, so he called me Rocket.

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 12:37 PM   #8
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hey my parakeet is named Rocket too
It's also what my ex-girlfriend called my dick.

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:20 PM   #9
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My penis is called Rocket too.
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Old 06-27-2003, 03:21 PM   #10
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my SP heart tattoo actually stands for SUPER PUSSY!!!
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Old 06-27-2003, 03:22 PM   #11
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hey my parakeet is named Rocket too
my other son is Zero
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