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Old 06-27-2003, 12:53 PM   #1
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Cool take the Ejaculator Test

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Old 06-27-2003, 12:54 PM   #2
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my results:

You have made 12.796875 gallons and 106.7950918125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 91 yards.
You have killed approximately 589,680,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3276 kittens.

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:00 PM   #3
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:01 PM   #4
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You have made 23.765625 gallons and 198.3337419375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.69 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,095,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 6084 kittens.

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Old 06-27-2003, 01:02 PM   #5
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:03 PM   #6
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Quote:
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my results:

You have made 12.796875 gallons and 106.7950918125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 91 yards.
You have killed approximately 589,680,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3276 kittens.

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:53 PM   #7
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how did I miss that? jesus....

 
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:58 PM   #8
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how did I miss that? jesus....
You must've been jerking off.

 
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