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View Poll Results: What type of Condom do you wear?
Trojans baby. 11 44.00%
Durex is awesome for my anal passion. 4 16.00%
Lifestyles keeps it smooth. 2 8.00%
Kimono (I have a small penis) Condoms. 2 8.00%
Other brand (cheapo vending machine shit; I like to practice for the real thing) 0 0%
Female Condoms are sooo much better. 2 8.00%
I'd rather get STDS, thanks. 4 16.00%
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Old 10-15-2002, 08:33 PM   #1
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What type is ripe for the tripe?

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 08:45 PM   #2
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The pill first.
Trojans second.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 08:51 PM   #3
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Magnums, bitch.

However, I haven't used condoms in ages.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 08:54 PM   #4
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The pill first.
Trojans second.
Thanks Captain Virginity!

 
Old 10-15-2002, 08:56 PM   #5
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Yup. Gotta love em.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 08:57 PM   #6
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Thanks Captain Virginity!
You're welcome, Commander Clueless.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 08:58 PM   #7
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You're welcome, Commander Clueless.
What found a desperate 15 year old at JC Penney?

 
Old 10-15-2002, 09:03 PM   #8
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What found a desperate 15 year old at JC Penney?
Hey, leave your sister out of this.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 09:04 PM   #9
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What found a desperate 15 year old at JC Penney?
So I'm a pedophile now, not a shameful virgin?

God bless you and your psychic ability.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 09:04 PM   #10
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I can't find a brand I won't break

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 09:05 PM   #11
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eww.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 09:07 PM   #12
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So I'm a pedophile now, not a shameful virgin?
both!

also, a stalker!

 
Old 10-15-2002, 09:10 PM   #13
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eww.
How is that "eww"? ..oh wait...is it the thought of me having sex?

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 09:11 PM   #14
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both!

also, a stalker!
I see Commander Clueless has gotten a promotion to Admiral Clueless.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 09:23 PM   #15
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How is that "eww"? ..oh wait...is it the thought of me having sex?
Well now that we've all seen your snatch, yes.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 10:22 PM   #16
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Trojans w/ spermicide (large)

 
Old 10-15-2002, 11:44 PM   #17
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I have a small penis!

 
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Old 10-16-2002, 12:17 AM   #18
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Well now that we've all seen your snatch, yes.
My snatch is pretty.

 
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Old 10-16-2002, 12:19 AM   #19
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My snatch is pretty.
pretty rank

 
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Old 10-16-2002, 12:45 AM   #20
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My snatch is pretty.
It was so hard to tell with your fingers in it... maybe it's a little nicer once you get inside?

 
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Old 10-16-2002, 12:47 AM   #21
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THAT'S ENOUGH

THIS THREAD CONCERS WEINERS, NOT HOT DOG BUNS. TAKE IT OUTSIDE.

 
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Old 10-16-2002, 12:52 AM   #22
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THAT'S ENOUGH

THIS THREAD CONCERS WEINERS, NOT HOT DOG BUNS. TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
<3<3<3

 
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Old 10-16-2002, 02:33 AM   #23
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Old 10-16-2002, 03:49 AM   #24
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