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Old 04-12-2013, 12:57 AM   #211
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North Koreans including their political leaders are human beings with self-interest actually not just completely unhinged villains

It is what it is and what it is is the last true Leninist regime on the planet, and it aint pretty. And a cornered rat is gonna go unhinged and they've kind of been pushed to it.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:57 AM   #212
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yeah okay

you didn't understand what i said did you

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:58 AM   #213
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i have a lot of sympathy towards the actual people of north korea. meaning everyone but kim jong-un. i have a feeling if shit does start hitting the fan a lot of defectors will come out. either way a bunch of people will die.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:59 AM   #214
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also a lot of defecators

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 01:01 AM   #215
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a lot of defecating will be happening on fans

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 01:03 AM   #216
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there is a definite possibility of a metric ton of defecation hitting the rotary cooling device

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 01:03 AM   #217
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by the way has anyone thrown poop at a fan to see what it would do

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 01:05 AM   #218
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Yes, but it doesn't stop at any of the players we see, or even the bankers ripping us off. They're just bean counters compared to the real players who deal in the ritual magick. The Architects of Control...Micheal Tsarion has got a great series on a big chunk of the big picture.
So who's the big player behind the war in Mali? How can I find that out?

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 01:06 AM   #219
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by the way has anyone thrown poop at a fan to see what it would do
art happens

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 01:11 AM   #220
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man i hate to say this but i actually once saw poop hitting a fan.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 01:23 AM   #221
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*mumbles about progrsssives from a dark shadowy corner as i cling to my gun and religion*

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 02:40 AM   #222
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man i hate to say this but i actually once saw poop hitting a fan.
ahahaha!

tell us more!

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 11:34 AM   #223
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back in high school where i had way more free time than is healthy, i had a friend who would customarily do things related to poop. he'd poop in public urinals. when i had to take a shit in the woods, he poked it with a stick and chased us with it. he pooped in my bathtub once and we committed crimes with it that ended up on my record.

anyway, we found an old metal fan one day and he threw poop at it. behaved exactly as you would expect.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 11:35 AM   #224
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flinch

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 11:41 AM   #225
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back in high school where i had way more free time than is healthy, i had a friend who would customarily do things related to poop. he'd poop in public urinals. when i had to take a shit in the woods, he poked it with a stick and chased us with it. he pooped in my bathtub once and we committed crimes with it that ended up on my record.

anyway, we found an old metal fan one day and he threw poop at it. behaved exactly as you would expect.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 11:41 AM   #226
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what crime is on your record for that?

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:13 PM   #227
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rather not say.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:13 PM   #228
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it was high school.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:17 PM   #229
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how is it on your record then

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:18 PM   #230
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i was an adult at the time.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:18 PM   #231
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i had been 18 for a little less than two weeks.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:18 PM   #232
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ahhhhhhh

misdemeanors ain't no thang though

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:19 PM   #233
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i got one myself from college dayz

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:32 PM   #234
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i told a cop to go fuck himself once. he beat me up and charged me with evasion of arrest. you're only 19 once!

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:57 PM   #235
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In high school I took a dump on a paper towel and threw it into a urinal. My friend and I laughed our asses off and ran out of there. Place fucking reeked.

In middle school a different buddy and I collected my dog's crap from my yard and lined the road in front of my house with it. Cars drove over it and it shot all over them.

That same friend and I shot cars with squirt guns as they drove past my house. This one guy got out of his car and chased us but gave up after like 1/8th of a mile.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 01:02 PM   #236
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That same friend and I shot cars with squirt guns as they drove past my house. This one guy got out of his car and chased us but gave up after like 1/8th of a mile.
I had this same experience.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 01:07 PM   #237
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Was it a guy who worked for the post office driving a gold Cavalier? How cool would that be if everybody shot the same guy?!

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 01:50 PM   #238
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he was in a blue minivan or suv

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 02:15 PM   #239
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Could've been his wife's car...

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 03:18 PM   #240
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In high school I took a dump on a paper towel and threw it into a urinal. My friend and I laughed our asses off and ran out of there. Place fucking reeked.

In middle school a different buddy and I collected my dog's crap from my yard and lined the road in front of my house with it. Cars drove over it and it shot all over them.

That same friend and I shot cars with squirt guns as they drove past my house. This one guy got out of his car and chased us but gave up after like 1/8th of a mile.
In high school I stole a dead cat that was going to be dissected from a biology classroom and put it on top of some girls car right before the last period ended. I win.

 
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