Former Tennessee Vice-Mayor Masturbates Out of a Car Window at 90 MPH

Tchocky · 04-09-2013, 07:06 PM

Now that's what I call "distracted driving."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3039445.html

noyen · 04-09-2013, 07:24 PM

maybe was waving a fake cock out the window. or he has a bigger cock than ever previously recorded.

also, huffington post..

Banana · 04-09-2013, 07:32 PM

Quote:

William Blakely, 30, was arrested in February after another driver claimed he had "fondled himself" and tried to get her to lift up her shirt while he was driving next to her, the Bristol Herald Courier reported.

The woman also noted that the man was "looking directly at her and smiling as he drove," according to a police report obtained by the Times News.

Nice, I like his style.

killtrocity · 04-09-2013, 10:37 PM

right next to "Invasive Species? Man Hospitalized With Eel In Butt" and "WATCH: Documentarian Unveils 6-Inch 'Alien' Found In Chile"

Order 66 · 04-09-2013, 10:56 PM

i remember when i went to college it was a common occurrence on the interstate for dudes to drive parallel women in SUVs and trucks and roll down the window and show their junk. people in that town were really weird.. it was like south park

i lived in a co-ed dorm with a 'victim'.. she ran in the building crying and kept saying I feel so violated. not gonna lie it thought it was kind of obnoxious

pavementtune · 04-09-2013, 11:03 PM

I want to masturbate out of a car window. Works probably better on the passenger seat.

Banana · 04-09-2013, 11:11 PM

It's honestly impressive as fuck that he was able to drive 90 MPH while at the sametime somehow position himself to be jerking off outside the window. I can't imagine how he pulled that off and I'm a pretty tall dude.

noyen · 04-09-2013, 11:58 PM

ive pondered it all afternoon. cruise control.

noyen · 04-09-2013, 11:58 PM

unimaginative idiots.

noyen · 04-10-2013, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pavementtune

I want to masturbate out of a car window. Works probably better on the passenger seat.

you keep saying things that imply youre a dude. first the growing a beard thing and now this.

pavementtune · 04-10-2013, 12:02 AM

Now you're unimaginative. As if I couldn't masturbate out a car window.

noyen · 04-10-2013, 12:20 AM

bearded woman hangs ass out window while fisting a horse

pavementtune · 04-10-2013, 12:23 AM

That would rather be your thing.

noyen · 04-10-2013, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pavementtune

That would rather be your thing.

i dont get it.

Trotskilicious · 04-10-2013, 01:02 AM

tennessee is not a city

slunken · 04-10-2013, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

It's honestly impressive as fuck that he was able to drive 90 MPH while at the sametime somehow position himself to be jerking off outside the window. I can't imagine how he pulled that off and I'm a pretty tall dude.

hate to do it but i agree. i am not tall however i can barely get my elbow out the window :/

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04-09-2013, 07:24 PM	#2
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	maybe was waving a fake cock out the window. or he has a bigger cock than ever previously recorded. also, huffington post..

04-09-2013, 10:37 PM	#4
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,926	right next to "Invasive Species? Man Hospitalized With Eel In Butt" and "WATCH: Documentarian Unveils 6-Inch 'Alien' Found In Chile"

04-09-2013, 10:56 PM	#5
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	i remember when i went to college it was a common occurrence on the interstate for dudes to drive parallel women in SUVs and trucks and roll down the window and show their junk. people in that town were really weird.. it was like south park i lived in a co-ed dorm with a 'victim'.. she ran in the building crying and kept saying I feel so violated. not gonna lie it thought it was kind of obnoxious

04-09-2013, 11:03 PM	#6
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	I want to masturbate out of a car window. Works probably better on the passenger seat.

04-09-2013, 11:11 PM	#7
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	It's honestly impressive as fuck that he was able to drive 90 MPH while at the sametime somehow position himself to be jerking off outside the window. I can't imagine how he pulled that off and I'm a pretty tall dude.

04-09-2013, 11:58 PM	#8
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	ive pondered it all afternoon. cruise control.

04-10-2013, 12:02 AM	#11
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	Now you're unimaginative. As if I couldn't masturbate out a car window.

04-10-2013, 12:20 AM	#12
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	bearded woman hangs ass out window while fisting a horse

04-10-2013, 12:23 AM	#13
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	That would rather be your thing.

04-10-2013, 01:02 AM	#15
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