I love my wife.

kypper · 10-15-2002, 11:50 PM

She does me so well.
<3 desi.

Dizzery: tell me happy birthday
Kypdev: go home

Johnny Zoloft · 10-15-2002, 11:51 PM

good for you, sir! everyman needs a fuckable wife.

Affect · 10-15-2002, 11:51 PM

Shallow as fuck.

melancholymystic · 10-15-2002, 11:52 PM

I love my fiance.

Crippler · 10-15-2002, 11:53 PM

Goody gumdrops.

Guen · 10-15-2002, 11:54 PM

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Originally posted by Johnny Zoloft
good for you, sir! everyman needs a fuckable wife.

nah. he could always resort to the everywhore.

kypper · 10-15-2002, 11:57 PM

Let me clarify.
She masqueraded as me on my AIM. It was funny.

retards.

Guen · 10-15-2002, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by kypper
Let me clarify.
She masqueraded as me on my AIM. It was funny.
retards.

*leaves thread*

Smiley33 · 10-16-2002, 12:01 AM

WHAT THE FUCK ALL I SAID WAS 'GO HOME'

AJKSDFHAL

relaxor! · 10-16-2002, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by melancholymystic
I love my fiance.

I love my finance.

sawdust restaurants · 10-16-2002, 12:12 AM

Fuck you. I fucking love motherfucking hippies. You see me making a thread about hippies? No. Shut the fuck up. Cuntmuncher.

Smiley33 · 10-16-2002, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
Cuntmuncher.

and HOW!

....hey, i have an idea for a thread now!

Guen · 10-16-2002, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
Fuck you. I fucking love motherfucking hippies. You see me making a thread about hippies? No. Shut the fuck up. Cuntmuncher.

what the hell's wrong with cuntmunching...

Kalsedony · 10-16-2002, 12:14 AM

I wish I had a wife.

Affect · 10-16-2002, 12:14 AM

I'm willing to bet that the ring on her finger is way fucking small. Yet it's probably larger than his brain, wallet, and penis.

Smiley33 · 10-16-2002, 12:19 AM

18k is too soft though

i'm too fucking reckless for it to survive my life.

Kalsedony · 10-16-2002, 12:19 AM

Affect=a true romantic.

Affect · 10-16-2002, 12:21 AM

Where's da rock? You seriously need at least 3/4 carats.

Here's the one that I bought.

bonsor · 10-16-2002, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by melancholymystic
I love my fiance.

Aren't you like, 12?

Affect · 10-16-2002, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by ******
Aren't you like, 12?

Sounds like that other dumb fifteen year old kid.

"Everything is going to work out perfectly for me. I'm the smartest person I know."

Johnny Zoloft · 10-16-2002, 12:26 AM

...*grumblegrumble*...cuntmuncher....*grumble*...

Smiley33 · 10-16-2002, 12:26 AM

nice.

but rocks belong on engagement rings, not wedding bands!

and my engagement ring was beautiful and did have quite a nice fucking rock. and a dainty band, which is important, because i hate chunky rings.

bonsor · 10-16-2002, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
Sounds like that other dumb fifteen year old kid.

"Everything is going to work out perfectly for me. I'm the smartest person I know."

i already know how that one's going to end.

Affect · 10-16-2002, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
nice.

but rocks belong on engagement rings, not wedding bands!

and my engagement ring was beautiful and did have quite a nice fucking rock. and a dainty band, which is important, because i hate chunky rings.

Quit making excuses, Ms. CZ. Wedding rings should have a rock. I don't know about how Canada's gears turn, but down here we add the wedding band to the engagement ring.

Affect · 10-16-2002, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by ******
i already know how that one's going to end.

Truth be known, it's likely going to end up in suicide. Those certain dreams will one day fail him.

Smiley33 · 10-16-2002, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
Quit making excuses, Ms. CZ. Wedding rings should have a rock. I don't know about how Canada's gears turn, but down here we add the wedding band to the engagement ring.

engagement rings have big rocks! wedding bands should be solid!

CZ? :-/

you wear them together, but they're not attached. and i've alreadly lost the engagement ring once.

Affect · 10-16-2002, 12:38 AM

Welcome to Excuseberg.

U mayor?

Lie · 10-16-2002, 12:39 AM

Personally, I wouldn't really care for an engagement ring. If I ever get married, the wedding band is going to be the most important thing, because I don't have any desire to wear a huge fucking rock on my finger for the rest of my life.

kypper · 10-16-2002, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by Lie
Personally, I wouldn't really care for an engagement ring. If I ever get married, the wedding band is going to be the most important thing, because I don't have any desire to wear a huge fucking rock on my finger for the rest of my life.

Hrrm... where was your sphere of influence to my wallet months ago?

Affect · 10-16-2002, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by Lie
Personally, I wouldn't really care for an engagement ring. If I ever get married, the wedding band is going to be the most important thing, because I don't have any desire to wear a huge fucking rock on my finger for the rest of my life.

Don't worry. The trucker that you will one day marry can only afford the Walmart Price Cut 12k gold band. Things will work out perfectly.

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Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Shallow as fuck.

10-15-2002, 11:52 PM	#4
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10-15-2002, 11:53 PM	#5
Crippler Apocalyptic Poster Location: Up in this bitch Posts: 4,446	Goody gumdrops.

10-15-2002, 11:57 PM	#7
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10-16-2002, 12:01 AM	#9
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10-16-2002, 12:14 AM	#14
Kalsedony Ownz Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 766	I wish I had a wife.

10-16-2002, 12:21 AM	#18
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Where's da rock? You seriously need at least 3/4 carats. Here's the one that I bought.

10-16-2002, 12:26 AM	#21
Johnny Zoloft Apocalyptic Poster Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,184	...grumblegrumble...cuntmuncher....grumble...

10-16-2002, 12:38 AM	#27
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Welcome to Excuseberg. U mayor?

10-16-2002, 12:39 AM	#28
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	Personally, I wouldn't really care for an engagement ring. If I ever get married, the wedding band is going to be the most important thing, because I don't have any desire to wear a huge fucking rock on my finger for the rest of my life.