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Fattening Ass · 06-23-2003, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
dusty, don't you get tired of people who just post things like "I want to fuck you" or "will you give me head"?

Don't you feel like they just cheapen you by treating you as if you were an inflatible fuck doll rather than a unique individual?

Wouldn't you prefer they respect you for your mind and beliefs?

hey, shut up.

06-23-2003, 01:40 PM

I was going to bash this stereotypical “im fucked up, wow, look at me” post, but instead ill stoop to the level.

Im going to get stoned as shit in about six hours and then take my sixth row seat behind home plate to watch the greatness of Barry Zito baffle Texas Ranger hitter after hitter. I will proceed to get incredibly drunk during the game then drive my drunk and stoned ass 30 minutes home to Dallas. Ill probably crash my car and die and when the cops try to peace it together they’ll wind up at this post on this message board and be able to determine what happened. Don’t say a word!

Fattening Ass · 06-23-2003, 01:42 PM

lol. another coma 4 u !

noir cat · 06-23-2003, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
lol. another coma 4 u !

I laughed midway through swallowing my water, so I choked and it came up my NOSE I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, I GOT IT ALL OVER THE KEYBOARDS and then it took me two minutes to wipe it up.

Ummmm, so, dusty, will you send me some free hits of acid?

toyschoketoys · 06-23-2003, 04:19 PM

dusty is that your real name ?

06-23-2003, 11:31 PM

Zito was genius even though he didnt get the win. Effortless yet dominating.

Im stoned and drunk and had a safe ride home.

By the way, not that it makes it okay to drive stoned and drunk but when i got in the wreck that put me in a coma i was stone cold sober and it was not at all my fault. it was like the one time i was sober driving in the last five years (sadly only a slight exaggeratoin) and i nearly got killed.

noyen · 06-23-2003, 11:33 PM

where do anal babies come from?

THRILLHO · 06-24-2003, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by noyen
where do anal babies come from?

that's easy. the san fernando valley

hey dusty, although i can't afford it if you show up at my job i will pay for your plane ticket and return plane ticket AND steal a digital camera for you on the condition that you go to one of those prank stores and buy a fake hand and then take a video of yourself on the camera sticking the entire hand into your vagina while singing "lily my one and only" only you must change all instances of 'lily' to 'elvis the fat years and mark.' avi format please, thanks

dusty · 06-24-2003, 09:26 PM

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What would Jesus do?

i don't know!

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where do anal babies come from?

i don't know. maybe the jizz from th ass drips into the pussy. that's why i use condoms during anal. you can get a lot of bad diseases when you get done in the butt.

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dusty is that your real name ?

no. it's susan.

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dusty, don't you get tired of people who just post things like "I want to fuck you" or "will you give me head"?

it used to make me very tired. not when i was online, but when it happened in person all the time. then one day i realized that i will not be young forever, and in a few decades i will be lucky if even my future husband wants to have sex with me.
now the sexual advances just roll off me like water.

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Don't you feel like they just cheapen you by treating you as if you were an inflatible fuck doll rather than a unique individual?

no one i only talk to online knows me well enough to have the power to cheapen me.

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Wouldn't you prefer they respect you for your mind and beliefs?

everyone i know in person does.
i got all of the pathetic bastards out of my life a long time ago.

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where can i get some pussy lube?

stick something in your pussy and move it back and forth a few times. pull it out- and it's all lubed up!
then you can sell it on ebay for a few bucks.

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my penis, your mouth?

you live really far away.

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So, you?re a mother, right? You have two children. One day, you?re just-a-walkin down the street and this guy comes up to you, pulls a gun and says ?I?m going to kill one of your kids. If you try and stop me, or offer yourself instead, I?ll kill them both. One of your children will die. Choose.? Who do you pick?

the child which most resembles hitler.

bonsor · 06-24-2003, 09:28 PM

my friend said i souded like jimmy chamberlin on the phone. do i?

and define love.

dusty · 06-24-2003, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by ******
my friend said i souded like jimmy chamberlin on the phone. do i?

and define love.

no.

love is having the rare ability to grow with someone as opposed to away from them.

Fattening Ass · 06-24-2003, 09:46 PM

shes on fire !

dusty · 06-24-2003, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
shes on fire !

no, just in a warm place

Thoughtless · 06-24-2003, 09:51 PM

am i one boring mofo on the phone?

dusty · 06-24-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Thoughtless
am i one boring mofo on the phone?

no. you're way fun. and you play a mean guitar

Fattening Ass · 06-24-2003, 09:54 PM

should i pick my nose? cause i got boogers.

dusty · 06-24-2003, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
should i pick my nose? cause i got boogers.

yes.

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06-23-2003, 01:40 PM	#32
Boner Posts: n/a	I was going to bash this stereotypical “im fucked up, wow, look at me” post, but instead ill stoop to the level. Im going to get stoned as shit in about six hours and then take my sixth row seat behind home plate to watch the greatness of Barry Zito baffle Texas Ranger hitter after hitter. I will proceed to get incredibly drunk during the game then drive my drunk and stoned ass 30 minutes home to Dallas. Ill probably crash my car and die and when the cops try to peace it together they’ll wind up at this post on this message board and be able to determine what happened. Don’t say a word!

06-23-2003, 01:42 PM	#33
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	lol. another coma 4 u !

06-23-2003, 11:31 PM	#36
Boner Posts: n/a	Zito was genius even though he didnt get the win. Effortless yet dominating. Im stoned and drunk and had a safe ride home. By the way, not that it makes it okay to drive stoned and drunk but when i got in the wreck that put me in a coma i was stone cold sober and it was not at all my fault. it was like the one time i was sober driving in the last five years (sadly only a slight exaggeratoin) and i nearly got killed.

06-23-2003, 11:33 PM	#37
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	where do anal babies come from?

06-24-2003, 09:28 PM	#40
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	my friend said i souded like jimmy chamberlin on the phone. do i? and define love.

06-24-2003, 09:46 PM	#42
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	shes on fire !

06-24-2003, 09:51 PM	#44
Thoughtless Minion of Satan Location: As far as far can be. Posts: 5,199	am i one boring mofo on the phone?

06-24-2003, 09:54 PM	#46
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	should i pick my nose? cause i got boogers.