Putting the toilet seat down – a critical evaluation - Page 2

reprise85 · 11-24-2012, 03:27 AM

tampons should never be flushed, what a turd

ilikeplanets · 11-24-2012, 03:50 AM

oh my god just put it down please

redbreegull · 11-24-2012, 04:04 AM

give me a reason

pavementtune · 11-24-2012, 04:11 AM

A toilet has a lid. Guess why.

vixnix · 11-24-2012, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

your kids will all have terrible allergies

no they won't, they play outside in the dirt all the time and swim in the sea and everything else. But afterwards we come home and I wash them and I clean the bathroom and toilet. You don't have to live in an unhygienic way avoid developing allergies. I don't think it does any harm either I'm just neurotic and a germ phobe and I feel better about everything if my house has a clean lavender-y smell and I know my kids can use the toilet or sit on the kitchen floor without picking up some gastro bug.

Raskolnikov · 11-24-2012, 04:22 AM

Naturally, if you haven't seen the South Park on this topic, check it out - Season 16, Episode 1 - "Reverse Cowgirl" over at www.SouthParkStudios.com - hilarious.

Back to actual input now: I really don't mind the lifting of the seat. It's the putting it back down that irks me for some reason. Which is why those slow-lowering seats are one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century so far. You seen these things? You just give it a little tap with a pinky and it lowers on it's own without the crashing of the seat into the bowl.

Dead Frequency · 11-24-2012, 04:37 AM

I'm into bidets

Starla · 09:56 AM

Starla · 11-24-2012, 09:56 AM

I've solved the problem with men leaving toilet seats up by not allowing men in my home. They have to go out and pee by the bushes.

MyOneAndOnly · 11-24-2012, 10:30 AM

you're my kinda woman, Starla

Order 66 · 11-24-2012, 11:22 AM

seat in my home is always down because i always sit down to pee. nothing masculine about a urine stained toilet seat

D. · 11-24-2012, 11:29 AM

O66 is right.

I sit about 80% of the time. Other 20% of the time, I'm in a hurry.

ilikeplanets · 11-24-2012, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

give me a reason

so I don't fall in and scream and wake you up

hnibos · 11-24-2012, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

no they won't, they play outside in the dirt all the time and swim in the sea and everything else. But afterwards we come home and I wash them and I clean the bathroom and toilet. You don't have to live in an unhygienic way avoid developing allergies. I don't think it does any harm either I'm just neurotic and a germ phobe and I feel better about everything if my house has a clean lavender-y smell and I know my kids can use the toilet or sit on the kitchen floor without picking up some gastro bug.

Some people just like to find reasons why living in filth is OK.

pale_princess · 11-25-2012, 02:24 AM

i just emptied my diva cup, what'd i miss?

vixnix · 11-25-2012, 02:35 AM

I love my diva cup

Starla · 11-25-2012, 03:32 AM

I've never tried one. Are they uncomfortable?

vixnix · 11-25-2012, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starla

I've never tried one. Are they uncomfortable?

Mine isn't...and it's so much better than using tampons. Definitely worth trying!

Starla · 11-25-2012, 07:34 AM

I don't see how this is going to contain everything. What if you're doing yoga?

http://i50.tinypic.com/30kc4dz.jpg

Cool As Ice Cream · 11-25-2012, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

the force of the water makes toilet germs spray up in a fine vapour all over the toilet and surrounding area.

loooooooooool
toilet germs
clouds of them
ahahahaha

Cool As Ice Cream · 11-25-2012, 07:56 AM

even though i understand why women prefer the seat to be down at all time, they should appreciate that a man has put the seat up before having a wee. it could have been worse.

vixnix · 11-25-2012, 07:57 AM

You get to know your flow, which days are heavier and which are lighter, and you adjust how often you empty it. But there just isn't as much as you'd expect! Apparently your flow itself is lighter with a cup because both tampons and disposable pads wick moisture from your body so your body produces more, which then just gets wicked away by the new pad/tampon, and so on. That doesn't happen with a cup. I feel a lot healthier with a cup, and cleaner.

vixnix · 11-25-2012, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

even though i understand why women prefer the seat to be down at all time, they should appreciate that a man has put the seat up before having a wee. it could have been worse.

No, you don't. You can sit down. If you want to stand up and you can't control the flow of your urine well enough to get it all in the bowl without dripping all over the seat, that's your problem to deal with, not ours.

vixnix · 11-25-2012, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

loooooooooool
toilet germs
clouds of them
ahahahaha

Laugh out out out out out out out out out out out out loud huh.

Yes toilet germs...not clouds...a fine spray over the surrounding area. It's gross. Just close the lid before you flush.

Cool As Ice Cream · 11-25-2012, 09:07 AM

lololo

i mean, fuck, no! you're crazy.

sppunk · 11-25-2012, 09:18 AM

vixnix reminds me of Ella a little.

Cool As Ice Cream · 11-25-2012, 09:30 AM

Toilets have lids because if you flush without putting the lid down the force of the water makes toilet germs spray up in a fine vapour all over the toilet and surrounding area. That's the only explanation I can think of.

vixnix · 11-25-2012, 09:38 AM

here's the first link from google

you guys are dumb. and gross. and dirty.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...iting-bug.html

Cool As Ice Cream · 11-25-2012, 09:43 AM

i'll shit on your face.

vixnix · 11-25-2012, 09:47 AM

racist

11-24-2012, 09:48 AM	#38
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11-24-2012, 03:27 AM	#31
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	tampons should never be flushed, what a turd

11-24-2012, 03:50 AM	#32
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	oh my god just put it down please

11-24-2012, 04:04 AM	#33
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	give me a reason

11-24-2012, 04:11 AM	#34
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	A toilet has a lid. Guess why.

11-24-2012, 04:22 AM	#36
Raskolnikov Apocalyptic Poster Location: California Posts: 1,848	Naturally, if you haven't seen the South Park on this topic, check it out - Season 16, Episode 1 - "Reverse Cowgirl" over at www.SouthParkStudios.com - hilarious. Back to actual input now: I really don't mind the lifting of the seat. It's the putting it back down that irks me for some reason. Which is why those slow-lowering seats are one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century so far. You seen these things? You just give it a little tap with a pinky and it lowers on it's own without the crashing of the seat into the bowl.

11-24-2012, 04:37 AM	#37
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	I'm into bidets

11-24-2012, 09:56 AM	#39
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	I've solved the problem with men leaving toilet seats up by not allowing men in my home. They have to go out and pee by the bushes.

11-24-2012, 10:30 AM	#40
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,942	you're my kinda woman, Starla

11-24-2012, 11:22 AM	#41
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	seat in my home is always down because i always sit down to pee. nothing masculine about a urine stained toilet seat

11-24-2012, 11:29 AM	#42
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	O66 is right. I sit about 80% of the time. Other 20% of the time, I'm in a hurry.

11-25-2012, 02:24 AM	#45
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,085	i just emptied my diva cup, what'd i miss?

11-25-2012, 02:35 AM	#46
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	I love my diva cup

11-25-2012, 03:32 AM	#47
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	I've never tried one. Are they uncomfortable?

11-25-2012, 07:34 AM	#49
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	I don't see how this is going to contain everything. What if you're doing yoga? http://i50.tinypic.com/30kc4dz.jpg

11-25-2012, 07:56 AM	#51
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,760	even though i understand why women prefer the seat to be down at all time, they should appreciate that a man has put the seat up before having a wee. it could have been worse.

11-25-2012, 07:57 AM	#52
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	You get to know your flow, which days are heavier and which are lighter, and you adjust how often you empty it. But there just isn't as much as you'd expect! Apparently your flow itself is lighter with a cup because both tampons and disposable pads wick moisture from your body so your body produces more, which then just gets wicked away by the new pad/tampon, and so on. That doesn't happen with a cup. I feel a lot healthier with a cup, and cleaner.

11-25-2012, 09:07 AM	#55
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,760	lololo i mean, fuck, no! you're crazy.

11-25-2012, 09:18 AM	#56
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	vixnix reminds me of Ella a little.

11-25-2012, 09:30 AM	#57
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,760	Toilets have lids because if you flush without putting the lid down the force of the water makes toilet germs spray up in a fine vapour all over the toilet and surrounding area. That's the only explanation I can think of.

11-25-2012, 09:38 AM	#58
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	here's the first link from google you guys are dumb. and gross. and dirty. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...iting-bug.html

11-25-2012, 09:43 AM	#59
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,760	i'll shit on your face.

11-25-2012, 09:47 AM	#60
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	racist