This letter is romantic and creepy. <3

yo soy el mejor · 11-14-2012, 01:25 AM

Long let me inhale, the odour of your hair, into it plunge the whole of my face, like a thirsty man into the waters of a spring and wave it in my fingers like a scented handkerchief, to shake memories into the air.

If you could know all that I see! All that I hear in your hair! My soul floats upon perfumes as the souls of other men upon music.

Your hair contains an entire dream, full of sails and masts; it contains vast seas whose soft monsoons bear me to delightful climates where space is deeper and bluer, where the atmosphere is perfumed with fruit, with foliage and with human skin.

In the ocean of your hair I am shown brief visions of a port resounding with melancholy songs, of vigorous men of all nations and ships of all shapes outlining their fine and complicated architectures against an immense sky where eternal heat languidly quivers...

In the glowing fire grate of your hair I inhale the odor of opium mingled with sugar; in the night of your hair I see the infinity of tropical azure resplendant; on the downed banks of your hair I inebriate myself with the mingled odors of tar, of musk and of coconut oil.

Long let me bite your heavy, black tresses. When I gnaw your elastic and rebellious hair it seems to me that I am eating memories.

yo soy el mejor · 11-14-2012, 01:26 AM

mostly romantic. i think the creepiness is just an afterthought of what i think i should feel or something.

TuralyonW3 · 11-14-2012, 01:29 AM

yo soy el mejor · 11-14-2012, 01:32 AM

you ain't no real man.

Order 66 · 11-14-2012, 01:33 AM

zomg your hair

Order 66 · 11-14-2012, 01:35 AM

i use pantene pro-v

pavementtune · 11-14-2012, 01:35 AM

Did your boyfriend write that?

Order 66 · 11-14-2012, 01:36 AM

they say pantene is for girls but the vitamins will leave your hair thick and strong regardless

Order 66 · 11-14-2012, 01:38 AM

so don't just use head and shoulders because it's what you're supposed to do. also take alot of Biotin. the other key to good hair is what goes on in you internally

Order 66 · 11-14-2012, 01:40 AM

also for the middle age dudes you;re going to want to use some T gel from time to time to keep that scalp clean. otherwise the stems of your hair will clog up and hairline will begin to recede. if that happens then talk to your dermatologist about propecia

yo soy el mejor · 11-14-2012, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pavementtune

Did your boyfriend write that?

nah, girl- baudelaire.

teh b0lly!!1 · 11-14-2012, 02:21 AM

this would sound like monte if he could not fuck up a three word sentence and butcher the english language with his every post

yo soy el mejor · 11-14-2012, 02:24 AM

jeah right. how daaaare you.

pavementtune · 11-14-2012, 02:55 AM

little dark girl with
kind eyes
when it comes time to
use the knife
I won’t flinch and
I won’t blame
you,
as I drive along the shore alone
as the palms wave,
the ugly heavy palms,
as the living does not arrive
as the dead do not leave,
i won’t blame you,
instead
I will remember the kisses
our lips raw with love
and how you gave me
everything you had
and how I
offfered you what was left of
me,
and I will remember
your small room
the feel of you
the light in the window
your records
your books
our morning coffee
our noons
our nights
our bodies spilled together
sleeping
the tiny flowing currents
immediate and forever
your leg my leg
your arm my arm
your smile and the warmth of
you
who made me laugh
again.
little dark girl with kind eyes
you have no
knife. The knife is
mine and I won’t use it
yet.

reprise85 · 11-14-2012, 03:09 AM

i like both

Future Boy · 11-14-2012, 03:18 AM

anyone else expecting stampedes letter

duovamp · 11-14-2012, 01:30 PM

lik dis if u cry evertim

Dead Frequency · 11-14-2012, 04:59 PM

If you're attracted to someone and your go-to is how great their hair is you're probably fucking crazy. ESPECIALLY IF YOU MENTION EATING HAIR

yo soy el mejor · 11-14-2012, 08:17 PM

i dunno, man. a good head of hair can do a lot to a person. where he says "gnaw your elastic and rebellious hair" is one of the best parts. i can almost taste my hair in my mouth.

edit: that's a good one. pavementtune.

pavementtune · 11-14-2012, 08:39 PM

Wasn't sure if anyone else would like Bukowski.
I never gnaw my hair - no idea how that tastes or feels in my mouth.
I have way too much of it, but some men seem to be strangely attracted by it. Like foot fetish.

null123 · 11-15-2012, 02:31 AM

you have long hair and you've never chewed on it? impossible

null123 · 11-15-2012, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

In the glowing fire grate of your hair I inhale the odor of opium mingled with sugar; in the night of your hair I see the infinity of tropical azure resplendant; on the downed banks of your hair I inebriate myself with the mingled odors of tar, of musk and of coconut oil.

I especially like this part

vixnix · 11-15-2012, 02:59 AM

After reading James Joyce's letters to Nora Barnacle...all other letters pale in comparison. For me anyway.

11-14-2012, 01:25 AM	#1
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	This letter is romantic and creepy. <3 Long let me inhale, the odour of your hair, into it plunge the whole of my face, like a thirsty man into the waters of a spring and wave it in my fingers like a scented handkerchief, to shake memories into the air. If you could know all that I see! All that I hear in your hair! My soul floats upon perfumes as the souls of other men upon music. Your hair contains an entire dream, full of sails and masts; it contains vast seas whose soft monsoons bear me to delightful climates where space is deeper and bluer, where the atmosphere is perfumed with fruit, with foliage and with human skin. In the ocean of your hair I am shown brief visions of a port resounding with melancholy songs, of vigorous men of all nations and ships of all shapes outlining their fine and complicated architectures against an immense sky where eternal heat languidly quivers... In the glowing fire grate of your hair I inhale the odor of opium mingled with sugar; in the night of your hair I see the infinity of tropical azure resplendant; on the downed banks of your hair I inebriate myself with the mingled odors of tar, of musk and of coconut oil. Long let me bite your heavy, black tresses. When I gnaw your elastic and rebellious hair it seems to me that I am eating memories.

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11-14-2012, 01:26 AM	#2
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	mostly romantic. i think the creepiness is just an afterthought of what i think i should feel or something.

11-14-2012, 01:32 AM	#4
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	you ain't no real man.

11-14-2012, 01:33 AM	#5
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	zomg your hair

11-14-2012, 01:35 AM	#6
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	i use pantene pro-v

11-14-2012, 01:35 AM	#7
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	Did your boyfriend write that?

11-14-2012, 01:36 AM	#8
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	they say pantene is for girls but the vitamins will leave your hair thick and strong regardless

11-14-2012, 01:38 AM	#9
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	so don't just use head and shoulders because it's what you're supposed to do. also take alot of Biotin. the other key to good hair is what goes on in you internally

11-14-2012, 01:40 AM	#10
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	also for the middle age dudes you;re going to want to use some T gel from time to time to keep that scalp clean. otherwise the stems of your hair will clog up and hairline will begin to recede. if that happens then talk to your dermatologist about propecia

11-14-2012, 02:21 AM	#12
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	this would sound like monte if he could not fuck up a three word sentence and butcher the english language with his every post

11-14-2012, 02:24 AM	#13
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	jeah right. how daaaare you.

11-14-2012, 03:09 AM	#15
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	i like both

11-14-2012, 02:55 AM	#14
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	little dark girl with kind eyes when it comes time to use the knife I won’t flinch and I won’t blame you, as I drive along the shore alone as the palms wave, the ugly heavy palms, as the living does not arrive as the dead do not leave, i won’t blame you, instead I will remember the kisses our lips raw with love and how you gave me everything you had and how I offfered you what was left of me, and I will remember your small room the feel of you the light in the window your records your books our morning coffee our noons our nights our bodies spilled together sleeping the tiny flowing currents immediate and forever your leg my leg your arm my arm your smile and the warmth of you who made me laugh again. little dark girl with kind eyes you have no knife. The knife is mine and I won’t use it yet.

11-14-2012, 03:18 AM	#16
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	anyone else expecting stampedes letter

11-14-2012, 01:30 PM	#17
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	lik dis if u cry evertim

11-14-2012, 04:59 PM	#18
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	If you're attracted to someone and your go-to is how great their hair is you're probably fucking crazy. ESPECIALLY IF YOU MENTION EATING HAIR

11-14-2012, 08:17 PM	#19
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i dunno, man. a good head of hair can do a lot to a person. where he says "gnaw your elastic and rebellious hair" is one of the best parts. i can almost taste my hair in my mouth. edit: that's a good one. pavementtune.

11-14-2012, 08:39 PM	#20
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	Wasn't sure if anyone else would like Bukowski. I never gnaw my hair - no idea how that tastes or feels in my mouth. I have way too much of it, but some men seem to be strangely attracted by it. Like foot fetish.

11-15-2012, 02:31 AM	#21
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	you have long hair and you've never chewed on it? impossible

11-15-2012, 02:59 AM	#23
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	After reading James Joyce's letters to Nora Barnacle...all other letters pale in comparison. For me anyway.