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Old 10-27-2012, 01:23 PM   #1
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Default that rare time when you actually catch a bug in the air

you know, like a fly or mosquito - i always try to catch/squish them in mid-air and about 1 in 20 times i actually get them. in that moment i feel like a god

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 01:44 PM   #2
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I wouldn't even harm a fly

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Old 10-27-2012, 01:53 PM   #3
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Old 10-27-2012, 02:40 PM   #4
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i am so good at catching flies i don't even bother anymore.

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 02:57 PM   #5
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Squishing huh? "Do you like to inflict pain on animals?" - one point on the sociopath score.

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 03:03 PM   #6
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nah i just dont want them in my lair

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 03:07 PM   #7
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i barely attempt clapping their asses away to satan's lair anymore but i've mastered spotting them and providing with a skillshot, usually involving a book

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 03:11 PM   #8
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i'm p good at catching flying insects not gonna lie

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 03:18 PM   #9
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chopsticks?

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 03:46 PM   #10
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im talking catching them with one hand, no claps or on a wall or anything

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 04:13 PM   #11
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I was applauding the swimmers at the Olympics and suddenly found a profusion of flying insect body parts spread across my palms. I think that's more impressive as I wasn't even trying to catch anything.

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 04:25 PM   #12
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im talking catching them with one hand, no claps or on a wall or anything
oh i was too. it's a phenomena i have yet to be able to explain.

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 04:32 PM   #13
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Old 10-27-2012, 04:36 PM   #14
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That post brought to you by the letter D.

For disturbing.

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 04:39 PM   #15
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2 much 2 soon?

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 04:47 PM   #16
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Makes it obvious that you're a sociopath.

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 04:59 PM   #17
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sweet. that's kinda what i'm going for

 
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Old 10-27-2012, 05:14 PM   #18
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oh i was too. it's a phenomena i have yet to be able to explain.
cool

 
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Old 10-28-2012, 07:19 AM   #19
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was totally expecting it to say 'killaz' and not killerz

 
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Old 10-28-2012, 07:22 AM   #20
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i got bedbugs and woke up in the middle of the night last night to shower. i was hella cranky and cursing and shit and saw a mosquito on the wall and slammed my hand on it so hard it scared my roommate. i felt kinda racist afterwards.

 
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