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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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you know, like a fly or mosquito - i always try to catch/squish them in mid-air and about 1 in 20 times i actually get them. in that moment i feel like a god
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Immortal
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Minion of Satan
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creeper
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Banned
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i am so good at catching flies i don't even bother anymore.
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**************
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Squishing huh? "Do you like to inflict pain on animals?" - one point on the sociopath score.
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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nah i just dont want them in my lair
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Braindead
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i barely attempt clapping their asses away to satan's lair anymore but i've mastered spotting them and providing with a skillshot, usually involving a book
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Consume my pants.
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i'm p good at catching flying insects not gonna lie
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Immortal
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chopsticks?
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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im talking catching them with one hand, no claps or on a wall or anything
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Ownz
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I was applauding the swimmers at the Olympics and suddenly found a profusion of flying insect body parts spread across my palms. I think that's more impressive as I wasn't even trying to catch anything.
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Consume my pants.
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Consume my pants.
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007 373 5963
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That post brought to you by the letter D.
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Consume my pants.
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2 much 2 soon?
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007 373 5963
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Makes it obvious that you're a sociopath.
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Consume my pants.
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sweet. that's kinda what i'm going for
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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Braindead
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was totally expecting it to say 'killaz' and not killerz
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Socialphobic
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i got bedbugs and woke up in the middle of the night last night to shower. i was hella cranky and cursing and shit and saw a mosquito on the wall and slammed my hand on it so hard it scared my roommate. i felt kinda racist afterwards.
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