Has anyone here ever performed an exorcism?

Starla · 10-22-2012, 03:11 AM

If so was it successful?

Starla · 10-22-2012, 03:56 AM

Aside from exorcisms, I have to say.... that having not much to do late at night, I notice the immense amount of commercials for stuff to help men get erections. I cannot believe how inundated you guys are with this shit. It's like the days where women had to deal with summers eve douche commercials.

This one however, just takes the cake. The guy @1:15 and 1:20

mercurial · 10-22-2012, 04:21 AM

Every day right after the morning coffee #purgethedemon

Nimrod's Son · 10-22-2012, 04:49 PM

I only get erections after I perform an exorcism.

duovamp · 10-22-2012, 04:52 PM

I exorcise once a month or so. I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.

vixnix · 10-22-2012, 05:37 PM

Those erection commercials have me really confused, like do men just stop getting them at 40 or something? Do they just suddenly stop, but you still want them?

10-22-2012, 06:06 PM

i have to use viagra

10-22-2012, 06:06 PM

i'm fat and on meds and the blood just doesnt flow there anymore

vixnix · 10-22-2012, 06:28 PM

So what does Viagra do? I mean do you have to be turned on or does it give you an erection regardless...and do you ejaculate or does it just give you an erection?

What's the difference between that and Cialis?

Starla · 10-23-2012, 12:21 AM

My ex father in law used viagra. This one time, when I was staying with my in laws (do not ever do this, it's a special kind of hell), they scheduled out their sex time to occur every saturday night at 11 pm. My mom in law began the procedure by reminding my father in law to take his pill while watching the nightly news, so he would get a vanilla wafer, then take his viagra. About 10:45 pm, they would head off to their bedroom. After a few moans and grunts it was done. I guess viagra doesn't last that long?

Starla · 10-23-2012, 12:23 AM

pos t vac is clearly for women who don't want to apply the gentle suction action

reprise85 · 10-23-2012, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

So what does Viagra do? I mean do you have to be turned on or does it give you an erection regardless...and do you ejaculate or does it just give you an erection?

What's the difference between that and Cialis?

important questions

TuralyonW3 · 10-23-2012, 12:41 AM

I recommend a great demon possession (or is it?) short novel I recently read called Come Closer

very well done. shining blurb from Brett Easton Ellis if that carries any weight for you

I think you'd dig it a lot starla

http://www.amazon.com/Come-Closer-Sa.../dp/1616951001

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/NEW-Come-Clos...Yvg~~60_35.JPG

reprise85 · 10-23-2012, 12:43 AM

someone in group therapy told me i was possessed once

vixnix · 10-23-2012, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starla

My ex father in law used viagra. This one time, when I was staying with my in laws (do not ever do this, it's a special kind of hell), they scheduled out their sex time to occur every saturday night at 11 pm. My mom in law began the procedure by reminding my father in law to take his pill while watching the nightly news, so he would get a vanilla wafer, then take his viagra. About 10:45 pm, they would head off to their bedroom. After a few moans and grunts it was done. I guess viagra doesn't last that long?

This sounds terrible, I hope my marriage never turns into this. I'm sorry you had to witness that. Parents in law are so awkward anyway but this...takes it to a whole 'nother level.

vixnix · 10-23-2012, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

important questions

They are to me

reprise85 · 10-23-2012, 01:22 AM

i wasnt being sarcastic

reprise85 · 10-23-2012, 01:22 AM

cant guys ejaculate without even having an erection. or is that necessary?

TuralyonW3 · 10-23-2012, 01:22 AM

viagra makes you wildly ejaculate 5 minutes after taking it

kelsome · 10-23-2012, 01:22 AM

Ive wondered it of myself. One time when I was in a bible study group it was suggested the devil' plagued me. But, you know, it's a bible study group.

TuralyonW3 · 10-23-2012, 01:23 AM

i like to double up on viagra and cialis to get mad combo ejaculations

vixnix · 10-23-2012, 01:30 AM

Are you serious, that sounds almost dangerous

vixnix · 10-23-2012, 01:34 AM

One time on the bus on the way home from Christian camp they apparently exorcised this kid at the back of the bus and one of the demons was called Kurt Cobain, so all the Christians stopped listening to Nirvana. I was on a different bus though so I didn't see it. Those camps were just teenage orgies, looking back.

vixnix · 10-23-2012, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

i wasnt being sarcastic

Ohhhh I didn't realize sorry

noyen · 10-23-2012, 01:40 AM

google guillible.

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-23-2012, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

i like to double up on viagra and cialis to get mad combo ejaculations

hahahahah

hnibos · 10-23-2012, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

cant guys ejaculate without even having an erection. or is that necessary?

It's possible.

Starla · 10-23-2012, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

I recommend a great demon possession (or is it?) short novel I recently read called Come Closer

very well done. shining blurb from Brett Easton Ellis if that carries any weight for you

I think you'd dig it a lot starla

http://www.amazon.com/Come-Closer-Sa.../dp/1616951001

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/NEW-Come-Clos...Yvg~~60_35.JPG

This looks interesting. Thanks

Starla · 10-23-2012, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

This sounds terrible, I hope my marriage never turns into this. I'm sorry you had to witness that. Parents in law are so awkward anyway but this...takes it to a whole 'nother level.

They had such a strange life. Everything was scheduled out. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, shopping trips.... they had everything perfectly managed, even their sex life.

vixnix · 10-23-2012, 08:32 PM

Did the apple fall far from the tree?

10-22-2012, 03:11 AM	#1
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10-22-2012, 03:56 AM	#2
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	Aside from exorcisms, I have to say.... that having not much to do late at night, I notice the immense amount of commercials for stuff to help men get erections. I cannot believe how inundated you guys are with this shit. It's like the days where women had to deal with summers eve douche commercials. This one however, just takes the cake. The guy @1:15 and 1:20

10-22-2012, 04:21 AM	#3
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	Every day right after the morning coffee #purgethedemon

10-22-2012, 04:49 PM	#4
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	I only get erections after I perform an exorcism.

10-22-2012, 04:52 PM	#5
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I exorcise once a month or so. I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.

10-22-2012, 05:37 PM	#6
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Those erection commercials have me really confused, like do men just stop getting them at 40 or something? Do they just suddenly stop, but you still want them?

10-22-2012, 06:06 PM	#7
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	i have to use viagra

10-22-2012, 06:28 PM	#9
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	So what does Viagra do? I mean do you have to be turned on or does it give you an erection regardless...and do you ejaculate or does it just give you an erection? What's the difference between that and Cialis?

10-23-2012, 12:21 AM	#10
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	My ex father in law used viagra. This one time, when I was staying with my in laws (do not ever do this, it's a special kind of hell), they scheduled out their sex time to occur every saturday night at 11 pm. My mom in law began the procedure by reminding my father in law to take his pill while watching the nightly news, so he would get a vanilla wafer, then take his viagra. About 10:45 pm, they would head off to their bedroom. After a few moans and grunts it was done. I guess viagra doesn't last that long?

10-23-2012, 12:23 AM	#11
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	pos t vac is clearly for women who don't want to apply the gentle suction action

10-23-2012, 12:41 AM	#13
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	I recommend a great demon possession (or is it?) short novel I recently read called Come Closer very well done. shining blurb from Brett Easton Ellis if that carries any weight for you I think you'd dig it a lot starla http://www.amazon.com/Come-Closer-Sa.../dp/1616951001 http://i.ebayimg.com/t/NEW-Come-Clos...Yvg~~60_35.JPG

10-23-2012, 12:43 AM	#14
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	someone in group therapy told me i was possessed once

10-23-2012, 01:22 AM	#17
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	i wasnt being sarcastic

10-23-2012, 01:22 AM	#20
kelsome Apocalyptic Poster Location: the warmth between your thighs Posts: 1,175	Ive wondered it of myself. One time when I was in a bible study group it was suggested the devil' plagued me. But, you know, it's a bible study group.

10-23-2012, 01:23 AM	#21
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	i like to double up on viagra and cialis to get mad combo ejaculations

10-23-2012, 01:30 AM	#22
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Are you serious, that sounds almost dangerous

10-23-2012, 01:34 AM	#23
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	One time on the bus on the way home from Christian camp they apparently exorcised this kid at the back of the bus and one of the demons was called Kurt Cobain, so all the Christians stopped listening to Nirvana. I was on a different bus though so I didn't see it. Those camps were just teenage orgies, looking back.

10-23-2012, 01:40 AM	#25
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	google guillible.

10-23-2012, 08:32 PM	#30
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Did the apple fall far from the tree?