I'm in love with a hooker

Toby · 10-09-2012, 05:58 AM

Someone please kill me

Toby · 10-09-2012, 05:59 AM

She's not really a hooker but she likes to "hook up" a lot and that makes me a sad panda :/

Eulogy · 10-09-2012, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Toby

She's not really a hooker but she likes to "hook up" a lot and that makes me a sad panda :/

uh.. does she get paid for these or not? and is she safe when she does it?

Toby · 10-09-2012, 06:11 AM

Paid? No. And safe? I dunno, I'd hope so. I wish she'd stop being a slutty pants and love me

cocksure · 10-09-2012, 06:14 AM

what makes her a "hooker" then

Sonic Johnny · 10-09-2012, 06:14 AM

you're not in love, tobes, you're just infatuated

cocksure · 10-09-2012, 06:17 AM

listen to the man. he's wearing a hat.

Eulogy · 10-09-2012, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Toby

She's not really a hooker but she likes to "hook up" a lot and that makes me a sad panda :/

and don't you like to hook up too, tobes?

try and get over your knee-jerk reactions (which smell pretty misogynistic, tbh) and roll with it. we all gotta get out of our comfort zones at one time or another.

Toby · 10-09-2012, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by cocksure

what makes her a "hooker" then

Cause she hooks up all the god damn time

Toby · 10-09-2012, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

you're not in love, tobes, you're just infatuated

This is not true. I haven't felt this wAy about anyone in a long ass time

Eulogy · 10-09-2012, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Toby

Cause she hooks up all the god damn time

that makes her a person who enjoys sexual activity (and there is nothing wrong with that), not a hooker.

but if you require monogamy RIGHT NOW then you should find someone who also wants that right now. but if you're actually in love with her, you should be able to give it time and see how things develop.

Toby · 10-09-2012, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Eulogy

and don't you like to hook up too, tobes?

try and get over your knee-jerk reactions (which smell pretty misogynistic, tbh) and roll with it. we all gotta get out of our comfort zones at one time or another.

I like to hook up, but its not as frequent as my beloved panda pants

Toby · 10-09-2012, 06:23 AM

Yah, I'm just gonna wait it out and see how things develop. We've had some good conversations here recentlyx, I just get real sad when I hear ab some dude she hooked up with when I just want her all to myself :/

Eulogy · 10-09-2012, 06:24 AM

what if you just agreed that she wouldn't tell you about it? you would know that it was probably happening but you could pretend.

Eulogy · 10-09-2012, 06:24 AM

i know that sounds intrinsically unhealthy but at least for the time being it could be useful

Toby · 10-09-2012, 06:27 AM

If I could not hear ab her late night skylarking I would, but we all work together so I end up hearing things I'd rather not know about anyway.

Toby · 10-09-2012, 06:30 AM

Wat really upsets me is that I promised myself I'd never feel this way about anyone ever again and now look what happened.

Eulogy · 10-09-2012, 06:35 AM

chin up, tobes. it could work out. you never know.

Toby · 10-09-2012, 07:10 AM

My fave song <3

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-09-2012, 10:14 AM

wait
sorry if this was already mentioned but are you sleeping with\dating this girl?

Order 66 · 10-09-2012, 11:02 AM

i love you too, hooker

http://images.wikia.com/trueblood/im...afayette-1.jpg

reprise85 · 10-09-2012, 12:00 PM

you're doomed

Nimrod's Son · 10-09-2012, 12:06 PM

my guess is you haven't told her anything about how you feel

duovamp · 10-09-2012, 12:59 PM

Waiting for the Charmbag stamp of approval. All relationships must be brought to her attention before they are deemed acceptable.

Tchocky · 10-09-2012, 01:38 PM

Rider · 10-09-2012, 01:54 PM

Just going to lay this one out there...

Tragedy.

ella · 10-09-2012, 02:11 PM

Make sure you have her get tested before doing anything with her....

I feel bad for any person that is known as "getting around a lot."

reprise85 · 10-09-2012, 02:12 PM

you probably shouldn't call her a hooker either, i mean if you're going to use terms like that, hooker gives the wrong impression. go for "slut"

Eulogy · 10-09-2012, 02:21 PM

or just ditch the entire idea that a woman who has sex deserves to be called any name at all

i don't understand why this concept is still difficult to grasp for people

ella · 10-09-2012, 02:26 PM

I think men who get around a lot should be called just the same, but I wouldn't call either a slut. Poor things just made a few hasty decisions....should talk to a therapist.

10-09-2012, 05:58 AM	#1
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10-09-2012, 05:59 AM	#2
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	She's not really a hooker but she likes to "hook up" a lot and that makes me a sad panda :/

10-09-2012, 06:11 AM	#4
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	Paid? No. And safe? I dunno, I'd hope so. I wish she'd stop being a slutty pants and love me

10-09-2012, 06:14 AM	#5
cocksure Apocalyptic Poster Location: dedicated to the feeling of good Posts: 4,363	what makes her a "hooker" then

10-09-2012, 06:14 AM	#6
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	you're not in love, tobes, you're just infatuated

10-09-2012, 06:17 AM	#7
cocksure Apocalyptic Poster Location: dedicated to the feeling of good Posts: 4,363	listen to the man. he's wearing a hat.

10-09-2012, 06:23 AM	#13
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	Yah, I'm just gonna wait it out and see how things develop. We've had some good conversations here recentlyx, I just get real sad when I hear ab some dude she hooked up with when I just want her all to myself :/

10-09-2012, 06:24 AM	#14
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	what if you just agreed that she wouldn't tell you about it? you would know that it was probably happening but you could pretend.

10-09-2012, 06:27 AM	#16
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	If I could not hear ab her late night skylarking I would, but we all work together so I end up hearing things I'd rather not know about anyway.

10-09-2012, 06:30 AM	#17
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	Wat really upsets me is that I promised myself I'd never feel this way about anyone ever again and now look what happened.

10-09-2012, 06:35 AM	#18
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	chin up, tobes. it could work out. you never know.

10-09-2012, 07:10 AM	#19
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	My fave song <3

10-09-2012, 10:14 AM	#20
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	wait sorry if this was already mentioned but are you sleeping with\dating this girl?

10-09-2012, 11:02 AM	#21
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	i love you too, hooker http://images.wikia.com/trueblood/im...afayette-1.jpg

10-09-2012, 12:00 PM	#22
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	you're doomed

10-09-2012, 12:06 PM	#23
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	my guess is you haven't told her anything about how you feel

10-09-2012, 12:59 PM	#24
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Waiting for the Charmbag stamp of approval. All relationships must be brought to her attention before they are deemed acceptable.

10-09-2012, 01:38 PM	#25
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996

10-09-2012, 01:54 PM	#26
Rider Minion of Satan Location: I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler Posts: 9,505	Just going to lay this one out there... Tragedy.

10-09-2012, 02:11 PM	#27
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,562	Make sure you have her get tested before doing anything with her.... I feel bad for any person that is known as "getting around a lot."

10-09-2012, 02:12 PM	#28
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	you probably shouldn't call her a hooker either, i mean if you're going to use terms like that, hooker gives the wrong impression. go for "slut"

10-09-2012, 02:21 PM	#29
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	or just ditch the entire idea that a woman who has sex deserves to be called any name at all i don't understand why this concept is still difficult to grasp for people

10-09-2012, 02:26 PM	#30
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,562	I think men who get around a lot should be called just the same, but I wouldn't call either a slut. Poor things just made a few hasty decisions....should talk to a therapist.