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Old 08-31-2012, 09:18 PM   #1
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Exclamation that awkward moment when yer in the middle of watching some porn

and yer crops are about to wither and the food you've been cooking for 9 hours at zombie cafe is about to burn

 
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Old 09-01-2012, 12:45 AM   #2
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the mtns

 
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Old 09-01-2012, 02:45 AM   #3
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What about if you're viewing material of an explicit nature at home on your phone and the phone rings. And it's your mom.

 
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Old 09-01-2012, 02:52 AM   #4
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Old 09-01-2012, 03:04 AM   #5
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What about if you're viewing material of an explicit nature at home on your phone and the phone rings. And it's your mom.
I don't think this would be as bad as being in the middle of phone sex and your mom picks up and said she needs to call grandma.

 
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Old 09-01-2012, 06:21 AM   #6
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That's what you get for having phone sex. And for having phone sex on a land line.

 
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Old 09-01-2012, 07:00 AM   #7
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porn is so stupid nowadays

 
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Old 09-01-2012, 07:57 AM   #8
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I tried phone sex once. Damn near electrocuted myself.

 
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Old 09-01-2012, 10:58 PM   #9
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Cyber sex is the highest form of erotic art

 
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Old 09-02-2012, 01:19 AM   #10
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porn is so stupid nowadays
I'm assuming you watch that fake airbrushed shit

 
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Old 09-02-2012, 10:51 PM   #11
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killtrocity, porn connoisseur

 
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:08 PM   #12
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porn is so stupid nowadays
nowadays? didn't you just start liking girls 2 years ago?

 
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:18 PM   #13
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yeah three years ago he must have been into sucking dudes
all with his wide nose

 
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:19 PM   #14
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jackass

 
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:27 PM   #15
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:34 PM   #16
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great, sean fucking obnoxious idiot casey is back

 
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:37 PM   #17
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just imagine everyone else's reaction when they logged in and saw you never went anywhere

 
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:38 PM   #18
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redbreegull just doesn't get netphoria

 
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:57 PM   #19
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yeah if I did, I would probably make a thread every day about how miserable and hopeless my life is

 
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:58 PM   #20
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that's a great burn considering there hasn't been any in weeks

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:01 AM   #21
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plus we all get that without you making threads about it

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:26 AM   #22
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i'm doing okay right now man

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:28 AM   #23
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i dont think it is right for you to respond to questions directed tyo me even though i am your pack mule??

just something to think about

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Old 09-03-2012, 12:34 AM   #24
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i wonder what your hipster pals would think about that idea

 
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Old 09-04-2012, 05:53 AM   #25
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RedBreeGull needs a punch in the face from PitchFork Reader Sean Casey.

 
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Old 09-04-2012, 11:24 AM   #26
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yeah three years ago he must have been into sucking dudes
all with his wide nose
go have an emotional breakdown again, pitchfork reader sean casey.

 
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bump

 
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Old 09-30-2014, 08:32 PM   #28
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RIP TOBY

 
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Old 09-30-2014, 08:37 PM   #29
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