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Old 08-19-2012, 11:12 AM   #31
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be careful - the you're not old enough to talk about getting old police are gonna come for you, duo

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:33 PM   #32
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I'm old as fuck now tbh.

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:43 PM   #33
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welp,

just brewed the first half of my mirolax concoction.

here's to shitting my guts out for the remainder of the day.

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:45 PM   #34
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Live stream?

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:09 PM   #35
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torrent?

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:17 PM   #36
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live blog in this thread

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:18 PM   #37
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last time i just drank i think 12oz of magnesium citrate which wasn't too bad

but colonoscopy concoctions are so much worse

at least you don't have to do an enema though, right?

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:19 PM   #38
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reprise does it again

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:23 PM   #39
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just saying they're prob horrible

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:25 PM   #40
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Let's turn this into a group poop!

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:47 PM   #41
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enemas are fucking great actually. i do them for fun.

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:47 PM   #42
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welp,

just brewed the first half of my mirolax concoction.

here's to shitting my guts out for the remainder of the day.
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Live stream?
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torrent?
So where's the leak?

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 03:07 PM   #43
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bons0rs ass

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Old 08-19-2012, 06:02 PM   #44
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enemas are fucking great actually. i do them for fun.
i've heard about this. what makes them great? assuming it's a sexual thing?

also, how's the poop parade going?

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:21 PM   #45
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in it comes, out it goes

we are all one; the ever-seeing eye knows you before you know you yourself

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:28 PM   #46
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enemas are fucking great actually. i do them for fun.
could be why you shit blood

 
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:46 PM   #47
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why would water/saline cause you to shit blood

 
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Old 08-20-2012, 12:15 AM   #48
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If you irrigate your bowels too often, you're likely to wash away the mucus that helps to protect against rectal/intestinal perforation.

I actually don't do the enemas too often. I only do it when....

Let's just say I don't do them too often.

 
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Old 08-31-2012, 12:12 AM   #49
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How'd it go?

 
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Old 08-31-2012, 12:29 AM   #50
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If you irrigate your bowels too often, you're likely to wash away the mucus that helps to protect against rectal/intestinal perforation.

I actually don't do the enemas too often. I only do it when....

Let's just say I don't do them too often.
Isn't bowel mucus a grind core band

 
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Old 08-31-2012, 12:34 AM   #51
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Best medical condition that oughta be a band name:

Toxic Megacolon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxic_megacolon

 
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The last element of Netphoria being old as fuck. First cats, then weddings, then babies, now colonoscopies.



 
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