Cool or Creepy?

[Luke de Spa]

I'm chilling in this sixth grade math class while the teacher goes over the syllabus, and the vice principal brings in this kid who got lost coming to class. From the moment he walked into the room, he literally could not close his mouth. His talking and shouting seemed to be compulsive, almost like tourettes? I don't know that much about tourettes, maybe it can manifest like this, but this was just nonstop loud talking. The initial bit went something like this

"SORRY IM LATE DIDNT MEANT TO DISRUPT THERE WERE SOME PEOPLE AND I COULDNT REALLY TELL IF THEY WERE 8TH GRADERS OR 7TH GRADERS AND I COULDNT REALLY TELL BUT THEY CALLED ME A RETARD AND THATS WHY IM LATE CAUSE I COULDNT FIND THE ROOM BECAUSE I WAS DRAWING THIS PICTURE AND IM SORRY IM LATE BUT THESE 7TH OR 8TH GRADERS CALLED ME RETARDED AND THEN I COULDNT FIND THE ROOM BECAUSE I WAS DRAWING AND I GOT LOST..."

ad infinitum. Teacher took him out after about 30 seconds of asking him to calm down. They came back in and he was quiet for maybe 2 minutes, and then it started again, but this time it was a rant about how he calls all teachers "sir," and that's just his personal choice and he doesn't care that people think it's weird. Out into the hallway again and back in. next he is shouting about student orientation day last week. The other kids actually handled it pretty maturely and for the most part kept from laughing at him, which is pretty good for 10 and 11 year olds. Finally, we passed out some papers and he calmed down a bit. He turned his paper over and proceeded to draw the most awesome/disturbing thing I have ever seen. it was a human with various internal organs hanging out of his body and also he had random animal parts attached to him, e.g. bird head coming out of his arm, claws on one leg. then he drew this big spiral around the figure, and around the outside of the spiral he wrote over and over again SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS. the finishing touch was a crown/hat thing floating over the beast's head with the symbol pi superimposed on it

After class I found him lying on the floor in the hallway, drawing while people stepped around him to get to their classrooms. I made him get up and he insisted I take the drawing of the bleeding pi man. I had to dispose of it ASAP because it was just awesome/disturbing to hold onto

[Luke de Spa]

I mean I have no idea how to react or respond to this kid, I've never worked with anyone like that before

[Luke de Spa]

I can't decide whether to high-five him next time or be repulsed

[bunny]

should be a poll!
i'd vote cool
it's high school, who cares, have fun, do what you want. worst case scenario you get suspended, and staying home ain't really a punishment- suckers!

[duovamp]

Luke sucks now. :/

[Eulogy]

he does seem to be getting pretty stale lately

copying and pasting bad posts can only take one so far

[Luke de Spa]

i've been appropriating stupid redbull threads since 2007

i think? eh let's just go with 2007

anyway my point is history will vindicate me

[Luke de Spa]

COMMENCING REDBULL HALL OF FAME, 2005 EDITION

[Luke de Spa]

Have you ever been verbally assaulted by a retarded person?


Once I when I was like...nine, I was at Dairy Queen with my mom and this asian man/woman (couldn't tell) sat down at the booth across from us. I was finishing my ice cream cone when (s)he turned to me and said, "Do I know you?" I said, "...no, I don't think so." And (s)he said, "THEN WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?? I SEE YOU OUTSIDE MY WINDOW EVERY NIGHT! YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE DOING THAT! YOUR ARE A SPY! WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?" My mother, after the initial shock told me not to cry (I wasn't crying, I was considering hitting this thing in the face) and she asked the manager to get her/him out. The manager refused to throw out a paying customer and (s)he started yelling at me again when I was throwing my trash out. My mother then said, "WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE YOU FROM?" And then we left.

Similarly an old man at truck stop accused my mother of being a witch once.

[Luke de Spa]

I'm in love with a lesbian


At school. It huuuuuurts so bad. If only she liked boys

[Luke de Spa]

11 days later:

My girlfriend sat on a curling iron


She was curling her hair (in the nude?) and put the iron down on the ground for a second to put her bra on. She slipped, fell backwards, and burned her ass.

[Luke de Spa]

I feel weird about this girl I'm going out with

I just met her two weeks ago and she's the first real girlfriend I've had (I'm 16, she's 15). I found out that she has had just about every form of sex imaginable with her ex-boyfriend. Is it odd that I feel strange about this? She doesn't seem like that type at all... But it just disturbs me that she has done all this stuff at 15 years old. Do I have any reason to feel this way or am I just retarded?

....don't bother responding if you're going to tell me to fuck her.

Thanks.

[Eulogy]

alright alright

you've redeemed yourself i guess

[Luke de Spa]

So I was feeling all gothic...

I went in my room and turned off the light, shut the door and put on the Cure. I was lying on my bed feeling extremely dark and gloomy when my father runs in and goes, "Why the fuck are you listening to Duran Duran?"

[Trotskilicious]

sounds like his dad was looking for someone more...punk rock?

[rottenugly]

i'll bet he was cool