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Old 08-25-2012, 10:06 PM   #1
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Default What are your thoughts on boners?

Just taking a poll.

 
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:36 PM   #2
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awkward when your teacher asks you to come up to the front of the classroom and you've got the biggest hardon.

 
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Old 08-26-2012, 12:31 AM   #3
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boxer briefs tend to prevent tenting, but the boner is still visible. I figure a boner that hugs your leg is not so vulgar and is nothing to be embarrassed about

 
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Old 08-26-2012, 01:12 AM   #4
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How would one have a leg hugging boner?

 
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Old 08-26-2012, 02:02 AM   #5
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be black
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Old 08-26-2012, 02:45 AM   #6
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jsut tuck it behhind your thigh. wont work if its a rager but then it just hugs your abdomen

 
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Old 08-26-2012, 02:46 AM   #7
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I actually came on her eto make a thread about how it sucks when youre almsot asleep and your boner just wont go away so you gotta rub one out bc you forgot to earlier even tho u just wanna sleep

 
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Old 08-26-2012, 03:26 AM   #8
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Tuck dance.

 
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Old 08-26-2012, 06:03 PM   #9
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I LOVE THEM IN MY MOUTH

 
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Old 08-26-2012, 08:51 PM   #10
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this board needs more posts about penises

 
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Old 08-26-2012, 09:24 PM   #11
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More of them please.

 
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Old 08-26-2012, 09:53 PM   #12
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I hate peeing with a boner.

 
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