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08-25-2012, 11:28 AM
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Demi-God
 Location: NY, NY, USA
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just fucked around with a telemarketer for 1h+
ammyy.com 'you have a virus on your computer' scam.
just over an hour the first girl, Christine tried to get me to go to event viewer, but her english was so bad "type EEEE like every, REEE like racation, EEEE like every, In like nose, TEEE like tall, REEE like recation,DUBA RUU like rhisky, and ARRR like Rainbow" 25 minutes just 'REEE like racation" I was a jerk to the poor asian lady who can hardly speak English. on the technical specialist Edward 30 mins of me getting distracted by the porno on the internet and thus taking about midget porn, scat porn the probability of viruses on my computer from the porn real life STD viruses from being profane me putting him on hold for 3 mins to rub one out to concentrate more scat porn talk, anal sex with men, keeping secrets from the wife then on to tech specialist 3, Jeremy who after just a minute of me playing the retard asked me seriously what I thought they could improve about their sales pitch. I'm beyond tiered and just staying up for another half hour waiting to buy fucking dumb SP tickets. I really wish I had an excuse not to go but at this point if I just don't go I'm gonna regret it, it's a lose/lose situation. why are they even coming to my town. FUCK YOU NETPHORIA> |
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08-25-2012, 11:33 AM
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08-25-2012, 11:37 AM
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Demi-God
Location: NY, NY, USA
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i didn't actually rub one out. I just told him the porno caused a distracting boner and I had to take care of it to concentrate on his help.
claiming the pizza penis porn was funny was a decent jusification for all the cracking up laughing I kept doing at the guy. "sir i need you to focus on what I'm asking of you, my superiors won't be happy if all this boobie talk continues" "I didn't mean to have you turn on your internet to go look at porn" |
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08-25-2012, 11:37 AM
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Braindead
Location: I was just reading, right?
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You're a terrible person.
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08-25-2012, 11:50 AM
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Virgo
 
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juvenile
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08-25-2012, 11:51 AM
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Virgo
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unsophisticated
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08-25-2012, 11:55 AM
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Demi-God
Location: NY, NY, USA
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unreprehensiblelya
this is taking too long i'm in a fucking waiting room? http://i46.tinypic.com/28kkcx5.jpg |
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08-25-2012, 12:00 PM
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Virgo
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You've already been thanked for your patience.
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08-25-2012, 12:08 PM
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Demi-God
Location: NY, NY, USA
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EDIT: NSFW
ok it's done i don't need to stay up anymore thanks for putting up with me I know hcfx wouldn't put up with these shenanigans. here's a pizza dick. http://thumbs.deviantclip.com/media/228981/300x225.jpg Last edited by Eulogy : 08-25-2012 at 02:30 PM. |
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08-25-2012, 12:45 PM
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Registered User
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this thread is full of lies.
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08-25-2012, 01:56 PM
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Banned
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08-25-2012, 02:04 PM
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Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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Know what I'd do with an hour of time? I'd make some damn money.
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08-25-2012, 02:08 PM
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Banned
Location: its a gas
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Wouldn't that burn his dick? The extremely hot cheese and sauce?
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08-25-2012, 02:08 PM
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Banned
Location: its a gas
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SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN.
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08-25-2012, 02:39 PM
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Ownz
 
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08-25-2012, 06:54 PM
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Saturday Night Goth
 
Location: POLLOS
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HMMM. half pepperoni, half sliced penises.
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