the saddest thing in th eworld

Samsa · 10-15-2002, 02:39 PM

i all came home this weekend on friday and my dog saw me he was all eh i thin he remembered me h ejust didn't care, he's been sleeping in my sister's room heh he has this cute little bed in ther he is so adorable. but now he's used to me i been home all weekend! he been sleepign in my room and hanging out with me and this morning i put his sweater on :x he was mad about it he was all squirming and i was grabbing his arm and putting it through the sleeves, but sheehs i'ts 50 degrees outside he was COLD u know? but now he seems happy and he keeps like. he's on my bed right now

earlier when i was diddling with m y dyke hair he was standing there and he had hisself turned around with his butt towards me cuz dogs like. u know they accept you when they want u to sniff their butt and my dog is always asking me to sniff his butt. i didn't sniff it i just huggzed him heh. yeah. but now i'm going back to schooL

just after he got attached to me again isn't that horrible

and i won't be back 'till thanksgiving. and my mom left a sad voicemail message at like 11 am while i was sleeping sort of like i dunno it was weird. and yeah. my dog is getting sooo old apparently he fell down the stairs the other day

my doggie

Smiley33 · 10-15-2002, 02:43 PM

Smiley33 · 10-15-2002, 02:47 PM

he is the saddest dog to ever hold a martini.

Samsa · 10-15-2002, 02:48 PM

um are u being confrontational on purpose?

twilightfadez · 10-15-2002, 02:49 PM

I <3 doggies in sweaters
i wanna get a chocolate lab so bad, and then when i do i'm gonna dress her up in pumpkins scarves

Samsa · 10-15-2002, 02:51 PM

ha ha. a big dog wearing clothes? that's just CRAZY

my dog is widdle and cute so he's allowed to wear sweaters. heh. i knew he was cold cuz he's been walking around with his tail down. i guess dogs lose a lot of heat from their butt or something.

Smiley33 · 10-15-2002, 02:54 PM

what did i do?

Samsa · 10-15-2002, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
what did i do?

i laughed at the saddest post in the world

Samsa · 10-15-2002, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

i laughed at the saddest post in the world

i mean u did:erm

Smiley33 · 10-15-2002, 02:57 PM

because it was about a dog that wears a sweater and wants you to sniff his ass.

Samsa · 10-15-2002, 03:01 PM

yeah well i'm leaving him in approximately an hour

Smiley33 · 10-15-2002, 03:02 PM

i think you should sniff his ass. for old time's sake.

Fattening Ass · 10-15-2002, 03:05 PM

Chat Post!

Debaser · 10-15-2002, 03:08 PM

i can think of way sadder stuff than that. that is so not the saddest thing in the world.

Samsa · 10-15-2002, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
i think you should sniff his ass. for old time's sake.

eh we'll see

Samsa · 10-15-2002, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Debaser
i can think of way sadder stuff than that. that is so not the saddest thing in the world.

um ur just wrong mister i'm sorry

Smiley33 · 10-15-2002, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

eh we'll see

Random Female · 10-15-2002, 03:18 PM

my cat did that, too. her home base is my room, so she's always with me. But when i went to china for almost a month she relocated to my mom and it took her a while to get used to me again. not that she wa scared of me or anything, but she was just like "oh yeah, forgot about you." how quickly we forget.

Debaser · 10-15-2002, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

um ur just wrong mister i'm sorry

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Guen · 10-15-2002, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Debaser

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wow. fucking amazing.

10-15-2002, 02:39 PM	#1
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	the saddest thing in th eworld i all came home this weekend on friday and my dog saw me he was all eh i thin he remembered me h ejust didn't care, he's been sleeping in my sister's room heh he has this cute little bed in ther he is so adorable. but now he's used to me i been home all weekend! he been sleepign in my room and hanging out with me and this morning i put his sweater on :x he was mad about it he was all squirming and i was grabbing his arm and putting it through the sleeves, but sheehs i'ts 50 degrees outside he was COLD u know? but now he seems happy and he keeps like. he's on my bed right now earlier when i was diddling with m y dyke hair he was standing there and he had hisself turned around with his butt towards me cuz dogs like. u know they accept you when they want u to sniff their butt and my dog is always asking me to sniff his butt. i didn't sniff it i just huggzed him heh. yeah. but now i'm going back to schooL just after he got attached to me again isn't that horrible and i won't be back 'till thanksgiving. and my mom left a sad voicemail message at like 11 am while i was sleeping sort of like i dunno it was weird. and yeah. my dog is getting sooo old apparently he fell down the stairs the other day my doggie

10-15-2002, 02:43 PM	#2
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	lol!

10-15-2002, 02:47 PM	#3
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10-15-2002, 03:05 PM	#13
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	Chat Post! Chat Post!

10-15-2002, 02:48 PM	#4
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	um are u being confrontational on purpose?

10-15-2002, 02:49 PM	#5
twilightfadez Socialphobic Location: Medellin, CO Posts: 10,511	I <3 doggies in sweaters i wanna get a chocolate lab so bad, and then when i do i'm gonna dress her up in pumpkins scarves

10-15-2002, 02:51 PM	#6
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	ha ha. a big dog wearing clothes? that's just CRAZY my dog is widdle and cute so he's allowed to wear sweaters. heh. i knew he was cold cuz he's been walking around with his tail down. i guess dogs lose a lot of heat from their butt or something.

10-15-2002, 02:54 PM	#7
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	what did i do?

10-15-2002, 02:57 PM	#10
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	because it was about a dog that wears a sweater and wants you to sniff his ass.

10-15-2002, 03:01 PM	#11
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	yeah well i'm leaving him in approximately an hour

10-15-2002, 03:02 PM	#12
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	i think you should sniff his ass. for old time's sake.

10-15-2002, 03:08 PM	#14
Debaser ghost Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,201	i can think of way sadder stuff than that. that is so not the saddest thing in the world.

10-15-2002, 03:18 PM	#18
Random Female Apocalyptic Poster Location: white folks' ghetto, San Diego Posts: 2,005	my cat did that, too. her home base is my room, so she's always with me. But when i went to china for almost a month she relocated to my mom and it took her a while to get used to me again. not that she wa scared of me or anything, but she was just like "oh yeah, forgot about you." how quickly we forget.