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Old 10-14-2002, 06:36 PM   #1
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see, i've only eaten sushi once, and i wasn't the one who ordered it, so i'm not exactly sure what i ate...

my point is:

what's the best sushi to get? i don't wanna pay a whole bunch, but i don't wanna get sick...that kinda thing...

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 06:37 PM   #2
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Fuck sushi. It's the epitome of cliche.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 06:44 PM   #3
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Well, if you're worried you're gonna get sick, you could stick to vegetarian sushi, and watch the wasabi.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 06:57 PM   #4
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Fuck sushi. It's the epitome of cliche.

kinda. but i like what i've had.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 06:58 PM   #5
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Then you're kinda a fag. Sushi is for queers and Shaunna.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 07:04 PM   #6
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Sushi TASTES good....it's only a cliche if you're a pretentious asshole who likes to eat sushi to feel spiritual or progressive.

Try the Salmon or eel....or of course the popular California roll...they're always good.

 
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Sushi TASTES good....it's only a cliche if you're a pretentious asshole who likes to eat sushi to feel spiritual or progressive.

Try the Salmon or eel....or of course the popular California roll...they're always good.
Whatever. You are so in the dark.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 07:22 PM   #8
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I must be riding a big cock often because I love sushi.

Most rolls are $4 to $10. The sake style (slab of fish on rice) are about in that range too. It's unlikely that you'll spend un $20 for your meal unless you only get vegetarian rolls and nothing else.

Eating cheap sushi is no fun and it kinda defeats the point. Save up and go all out. Get the miso soup, appetizers like yakatori chicken, drink lots of sake and japanese beer. Gorge yourself with a ton of the strangest looking stuff on the menu, tip the cute server well (just about EVERY time I go to a Japanese restaurant the server is a hottie) and then proceed to the parking lot and puke multi-colored raw fish and rice everywhere, wipe your mouth, get in your car and drive it into a brick wall.

Only by doing that will you understand the sushi eating process.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 07:23 PM   #9
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I mean, sushi was not created for the sole purpose of being a cliche. Thus, there are people (such as me) who actually like it and are not shoving it down their throats to make a statement.....you're too pessimistic.

 
Old 10-14-2002, 07:57 PM   #10
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Sushi is the greatest food evar. I ate my whole serving of wasabi all at once one time at work and it felt like I was on fire. My stomach hurt for the rest of the day. That stuff is brutal but good nonetheless. I like to mix the wasabi in with my soy sauce, its yummy.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 08:57 PM   #11
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I must be riding a big cock often because I love sushi.

Most rolls are $4 to $10. The sake style (slab of fish on rice) are about in that range too. It's unlikely that you'll spend un $20 for your meal unless you only get vegetarian rolls and nothing else.

Eating cheap sushi is no fun and it kinda defeats the point. Save up and go all out. Get the miso soup, appetizers like yakatori chicken, drink lots of sake and japanese beer. Gorge yourself with a ton of the strangest looking stuff on the menu, tip the cute server well (just about EVERY time I go to a Japanese restaurant the server is a hottie) and then proceed to the parking lot and puke multi-colored raw fish and rice everywhere, wipe your mouth, get in your car and drive it into a brick wall.

Only by doing that will you understand the sushi eating process.
Sucking a lot of cock. Do you wear tutu's and listen to Broadway Musicals as well? When I was in NYC, there were these fags on the subway that had a Virgin Megastore bag, and a box of sushi. One was about ready to blow the other because he picked him up a copy of Anne. The femme one kinda looked like you.

Bottom line: Sushi is gay unless you're asian. Go slurp down a beer, and fat ass hamburger. You fucking race swapper.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 08:59 PM   #12
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its yummy.
Point.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 09:03 PM   #13
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Sucking a lot of cock. Do you wear tutu's and listen to Broadway Musicals as well? When I was in NYC, there were these fags on the subway that had a Virgin Megastore bag, and a box of sushi. One was about ready to blow the other because he picked him up a copy of Anne. The femme one kinda looked like you.

Bottom line: Sushi is gay unless you're asian. Go slurp down a beer, and fat ass hamburger. You fucking race swapper.
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Old 10-14-2002, 09:26 PM   #14
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Bottom line: Sushi is gay unless you're asian. Go slurp down a beer, and fat ass hamburger. You fucking race swapper.
erm, you could just switch the word sushi with something like chow mein, and it's rather dumb to say something like that since you can even get chinese food in safeway..

but sushi is fun! it is on the pricey side, but if you can, try out the sushi bar sometime! they've got cute little boats where the sushi just sort of floats by you and you can pick and choose what you want to try. it's nice if you're shy and unfamiliar with names, and it just makes dining a little more interesting with its interactivity.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 09:32 PM   #15
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I'm Asian, but that's not the point.

 
Old 10-14-2002, 10:02 PM   #16
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oh man. i love when they have sushi battles on iron chef. i'm pretty sure i've seen mor than one. actually maybe i've only seen one. morimoto sort of took an international theme to his sushi making. well inter-asional at least. he made like vietnamese sushi wrapped it in lettuce or something? i forget. he may even have made american-style sushi i forget. yeah he won that battle. morimoto rocks.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 10:05 PM   #17
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i'm with Affect on this one

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 12:39 AM   #18
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why is there an argument going on about sushi?

that's about as stupid as arguing about fried chicken.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 12:41 AM   #19
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why is there an argument going on about sushi?

that's about as stupid as arguing about fried chicken.
Only niggers do that.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 12:42 AM   #20
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CONCULSION = IT IS CLICHE FOR ASIANS TO EAT KFC. GOD DAMN IT KFC HAS NO RICE!!11

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 12:59 AM   #21
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CONCULSION = IT IS CLICHE FOR ASIANS TO EAT KFC. GOD DAMN IT KFC HAS NO RICE!!11
when did you turn into julian?

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 01:02 AM   #22
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Point.
how about you go eat a dick.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 01:05 AM   #23
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I've only eaten one kind of sushi I've eaten is cheap sushi (like $2.99 for 22 slices) and it was just sushi rice in a seaweed wrap and it had yellow raddish, carrot, and fish cake inside. I was very suprised that I actually liked it, but it was good!

Note: There is nothing more cliche in this world that not doing something BECAUSE it is cliche...so if you like sushi, you might as well eat it

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 01:09 AM   #24
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I've only eaten one kind of sushi I've eaten is cheap sushi (like $2.99 for 22 slices) and it was just sushi rice in a seaweed wrap and it had yellow raddish, carrot, and fish cake inside. I was very suprised that I actually liked it, but it was good!

Note: There is nothing more cliche in this world that not doing something BECAUSE it is cliche...so if you like sushi, you might as well eat it
that wasnt sushi, that was kim-bob, which is korean.

where'd you get it? i havent had kim bob in years

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 01:25 AM   #25
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how about you go eat a dick.
I think that might be more of your thing, Chachi.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 10:49 AM   #26
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when did you turn into julian?
for a brief 30 seconds, I was transformed.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 02:49 PM   #27
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Ok, here's my recomendations:

1. Sit at the bar, and talk to your sushi chef. They'll know right away if you don't know what you are doing, and they'll help you out quite a bit. The more you eat, the more they'll start throwing stuff at you that you'll probably like, and the better experience you'll have.

2. There is no shame in sticking with stuff like California rolls. They taste good, and aren't super expensive. If you are at a good sushi place, even something like a California roll will taste a hell of a lot better than one from a just OK sushi place.

3. You can pretty much never go wrong with tuna. The good stuff is mild and buttery and is avaiable just about anywhere. In other words, there is no excuse for bad tuna nowadays. You'll usually get good stuff.

4. If you have a waiter (which you shouldn't, because you should be sitting at the bar) ask the waiter what's fresh, what's good, what they like, what their favorites are, etc...If you are at a good resteraunt they should be able to point you in the right direction.

5. Drink water, or sake, or beer. Eat ginger in between bites, too. Everything is there to clense your palate.

6. Have fun. If you are squeamish or uptight about eating raw fish, don't. You won't enjoy it as much as everybody else who DOES like raw fish, so you're pretty much wasting it. Stick with what you like, but don't be afraid to find out what that is.

OK, that's all.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 04:31 PM   #28
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Ok, here's my recomendations:

1. Sit at the bar, and talk to your sushi chef. They'll know right away if you don't know what you are doing, and they'll help you out quite a bit. The more you eat, the more they'll start throwing stuff at you that you'll probably like, and the better experience you'll have.

2. There is no shame in sticking with stuff like California rolls. They taste good, and aren't super expensive. If you are at a good sushi place, even something like a California roll will taste a hell of a lot better than one from a just OK sushi place.

3. You can pretty much never go wrong with tuna. The good stuff is mild and buttery and is avaiable just about anywhere. In other words, there is no excuse for bad tuna nowadays. You'll usually get good stuff.

4. If you have a waiter (which you shouldn't, because you should be sitting at the bar) ask the waiter what's fresh, what's good, what they like, what their favorites are, etc...If you are at a good resteraunt they should be able to point you in the right direction.

5. Drink water, or sake, or beer. Eat ginger in between bites, too. Everything is there to clense your palate.

6. Have fun. If you are squeamish or uptight about eating raw fish, don't. You won't enjoy it as much as everybody else who DOES like raw fish, so you're pretty much wasting it. Stick with what you like, but don't be afraid to find out what that is.

OK, that's all.
You're right but you should have added in the part about projectile vommiting (a Japanese tradition) and intentionally crashing your car into a large structure (preferably a Suzuki Samurai).

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 05:14 PM   #29
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Raw fish...yum.

 
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it's raw tuna...and raw tuna is yummy delicious X 20

 
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