Stop fucking banning me

[barden]

Just dont do it anymore.
This mass IP shit or whatever.

I'm getting tired of trying to come back here.

[TuralyonW3]

Why of all the fucks on netphoria that could get banned is barden

[redbreegull]

occupy Barden

[redbull]

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

Why of all the fucks on netphoria that could get banned is barden

im pretty ok with this actually since barden seems like a terrible person

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Redbull is ok with it

[redbreegull]

no barden is awesome.

[redbreegull]

Once I was on a plane with all these south africans and they were basically all exactly like how barden posts. it was pretty amazing and they told some good jokes

[duovamp]

Did they have legs?

[Future Boy]

does free barden apply here? I mean, he's right there..

[+Tristessa+]

How to defeat your enemies on the Internet

http://i50.tinypic.com/21kjneb.jpg


The Internet began as a pure place, free of malice and bad manners. Today, rudeness and horror abound.

From friends you know and people you've never met, abuse comes in many forms. Maybe it's a nasty comment on a Facebook photo. Maybe it's an insulting tweet. Maybe it's writing "U SMELL FUNNY" on your wall over and over and over again.

So what do you do if someone is being mean to you online? Cry? Sit there and take it? No. You survive. You prevail. Here's how to beat the bullies.

Take threats seriously

Look, if someone threatens you with physical harm via the Internet, go to the police. No matter what. No exceptions.

But if things are less severe ...

Take it offline

If your friend is being a jerk on the Internet, try to hash it out off the Internet. As magical as it is, the Web just isn't a good way to express sincerity. Odds are, you two will misunderstand each other online and exacerbate your spat. Just bury the hatchet face to face.

Tattle on them

It's easy to talk smack online. And it's just as easy to whine to the authorities about it. There is shame in telling on people in kindergarten, or in the mafia. But not online. Snitching is just a tool in your belt, not a sign of weakness.

Twitter doesn't have a formal policy against being mean. But actual threats, privacy invasion, and spamming are all verboten — as are "abusive" tweets, which is a little nebulous. If you think you're being abused, not just in the midst of an argument, report the infringing messages here. If Twitter agrees with you, your antagonist will either be warned or suspended.

The same goes for Facebook: Every post can be reported directly to Zuckerberg's Internet police — and luckily for you, victim, Facebook is much stricter than Twitter. On paper, at least. The Book declares the following for its users:

You will not bully, intimidate, or harass any user.

You will not post content that: is hate speech, threatening, or pornographic; incites violence; or contains nudity or graphic or gratuitous violence.

It's extremely easy to report stuff you don't like. If Facebook doesn't like it either, the transgressor can have posts deleted or be suspended from the service.

Gmail, like email in general, is pretty much still the wild west. So unless you get a subject line stating, "I'm going to strangle you tonight," you're pretty much on your own. Google provides an abuse reporting area, but really, a call to the police should be your first move. In a trial, emails are certainly admissible as evidence.

Ignore it

The moral high road isn't fun, but if it were, it wouldn't be so moral and high. It might be satisfying to see your foe banned from Facebook or Twitter, but maybe the best satisfaction is not giving them the satisfaction. Harassing tweets? Ignore them. Rude IM? Ignore. Petty Facebook comment? Ignore. The silent treatment is the best way to make a bully bored—and when they're bored, they'll move on in search of a better reaction.

Seal yourself off

Block and delete. You probably don't want something insulting you on your own wall — what are you, a chump? So delete it and block the infringer. If you really want to piss someone off, hide your wall and photos from the bully without blocking them entirely — a nice middle finger, albeit not the most mature move. Create a filter on Gmail that'll send their email straight to the trash—be sure to let them know first. Block 'em on Twitter. It'll be like they never existed in the first place.

Fight back

And then, there's this. The counterattack. This is risky, and perhaps even ill-advised, but a troll can be shocked into submission by the power of your own typing. I'm ugly? No, you're ugly, and we all know why your parents got divorced. Oh, I'm an idiot because I support [Presidential Candidate]? Here's an educated, 500 word explanation of how you don't have your facts straight. Mic drop. Shut up. Posting an embarrassing picture of me on Facebook? Cool! Here's an album of that time you puked in my basement and fell asleep in it. Maybe I'll tag your parents in the middle of the puddle.

http://www.technolog.msnbc.msn.com/t...nternet-922011


Barden should repent his sins. Only then may he return to us. He is unclean and has sinned and must make reparations for this wrong doings.

1. Admit your sin
2. Confess it
3. Ask for forgiveness
4. If forgiveness is not given, then go away and try again at a later date

[duovamp]

I like you. Hell I'd let you fuck my sister.

[slunken]

Originally Posted by +Tristessa+

Odds are, you two will misunderstand each other online and exacerbate your spat.

this right here

[yo soy el mejor]

wth

[Toby]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

no barden is awesome.

and fine as hell!

[yo soy el mejor]

yeah, barden kinda rocks. \m/

[wHATcOLOR]

how come he is getting banned?

[ilikeplanets]

how is what barden does much more upsetting than anyone else's dickishness?

[slunken]

you didn't read the thread did you

[Cool As Ice Cream]

HI BARDEN!

[barden]

Man, see you guys make it easy to come back.
<3


ALSO, THE BAN THESE LAST FEW DAYS SINCE MAKING THIS THREAD I WILL ACCEPT AS A PRETTY FUNNY JOKE, HAHA.

Can albinos not learn to recognise south african IP addresses? we exist you bastard.

[barden]

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

how come he is getting banned?

Nimrod used to do it on a whim and some weird cock measuring contest he won on the internet cause he had mod powers on a smashing pumpkins message forum.
Now, I dont know. Once I picked on the girl who got kidnapped, cause she had a job she went to every day. That got me banned. Once I made multiple accounts to pick on the one with multiple personalities. That got me banned too. Mostly it was just picking on nimrod. Once long ago ****** and I exposed that one dudes picture and he banned us, that was some OG shit. I edited his face to look like mickey mouse and i thought i was cutting the edge of comedy my friends, with the surgical blade of my 16 year old wit.
Now sppunk is just getting albino blind and lazy in his happy comfy life and ignoring my precious contributions here and lumping me in with the rest of the 'foreign looking' ip's from spam bots or some shit. I think. It is what I was told a few months ago.

[Trotskilicious]

it's so cute how people think there are admins here

[reprise85]

ip's

[Elvis The Fat Years]

and that they give a fuck about him.

[barden]

as i quite clearly stated, the problem is that they dont.

[Future Boy]

there are thousands of easily available ip's out there, you'll be fine

[reprise85]

eye pees is

[Future Boy]

im too old to change or learn

[Butt Pope]

Stop banning my ip too you bitches