What we do in life echoes in eternity

[Luke de Spa]

At my signal, unleash T-lish.

[Trotskilicious]

you know next time you say you're not highly focused on me i'm just going to laugh

[Luke de Spa]

"you don't know me but i know you"

this is a parody thread

[Trotskilicious]

this is caine walker
fuck

[Luke de Spa]

My name is Gladiator.

[Luke de Spa]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[Tchocky]

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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[Trotskilicious]

this is maximus
fuck

[cocksure]

if marcus aurelius was so great why did he make his son emperor

[Toast]

Commodus also had a passion for gladiatorial combat, which he took so far as to take to the arena himself, dressed as a gladiator. The Romans found Commodus' naked gladiatorial combats to be scandalous and disgraceful. In the arena, Commodus always won since his opponents always submitted to the emperor. Thus, these public fights would not end in death. Privately, it was his custom to slay his practice opponents. For each appearance in the arena, he charged the city of Rome a million sesterces, straining the Roman economy.

Commodus raised the ire of many military officials in Rome for his Hercules persona in the arena. Often, wounded soldiers and amputees would be placed in the arena for Commodus to slay with a sword. Commodus' eccentric behaviour would not stop there. Citizens of Rome missing their feet through accident or illness were taken to the arena, where they were tethered together for Commodus to club to death while pretending they were giants. These acts may have contributed to his assassination.

Commodus was also known for fighting exotic animals in the arena, often to the horror of the Roman people. According to Gibbon, Commodus once killed 100 lions in a single day. Later, he decapitated a running ostrich with a specially designed dart and afterwards carried the bleeding head of the dead bird and his sword over to the section where the Senators sat and gesticulated as though they were next. On another occasion, Commodus killed three elephants on the floor of the arena by himself. Finally, Commodus killed a giraffe which was considered to be a strange and helpless beast.

That Commodus was a real goose.

[redbreegull]

you don't deserve me but I deserve yoooooooooooooooooooooo

[rottenugly]

this is windfucker, listen...don't you ever quote my posts, like in the catdog thread.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub.

[Future Boy]

i dont know what goes on in this place anymore

[EyesOfAJackal]

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[EyesOfAJackal]

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[slunken]

thread had potential

[null123]

i keep forgetting what thread i'm in by the time i get to the bottom of the page

[slunken]

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[slunken]

elegantly titled threads bump

[slunken]

let's really think about the thread title here

[slunken]

let it cover like a warm blanket

[slunken]

a warm sun