Elegantly worded passages on wikipedia

john's ego · 08-02-2012, 03:15 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin

Quote:

Diver D3 was shot out through the small jammed hatch door opening and was torn to pieces. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined D4, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient, violently exploded due to the rapid and massive expansion of internal gases. All of his thoracic and abdominal organs, and even his thoracic spine were ejected, as were all of his limbs. Simultaneously, his remains were expelled through the narrow trunk opening left by the jammed chamber door, less than 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter. Fragments of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig's derrick, 10 metres (30 ft) directly above the chambers. His death was most likely instantaneous and painless.

john's ego · 08-02-2012, 03:19 AM

eat sack

slunken · 08-02-2012, 03:23 AM

http://www.bestpestcontrol.co.uk/ekm...2%5D-714-p.gif

Fattening Ass · 08-02-2012, 03:25 AM

Freedom isn't free
No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee.
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

Freedom costs a buck 'o five

Dead Frequency · 08-02-2012, 03:27 AM

I wonder if you recreated the conditions perfectly would the the pressure be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

john's ego · 08-02-2012, 03:30 AM

The hose would probably collapse first, so no, probably not.

cocksure · 08-02-2012, 03:30 AM

"She is registered in Singapore"

john's ego · 08-02-2012, 03:37 AM

Bubble Tape comes in a small, round, plastic container not unlike a tin of citrus-flavored Altoids candies, but it contains an unbroken six-foot-long string of gum wrapped in a circle. The container functions much like a tape dispenser, allowing a person to take a piece as small or as large as they wish, although the top half can be removed to allow for uninhibited consumption of the product therein.

Dead Frequency · 08-02-2012, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john's ego

The hose would probably collapse first, so no, probably not.

Well, ain't that some shit

duovamp · 08-02-2012, 10:17 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...n_Accident.jpg

Luke de Spa · 08-02-2012, 10:19 AM

is a sideways stick figure a) dead or b) a fish

slunken · 08-03-2012, 02:10 PM

lol planking

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08-02-2012, 03:23 AM	#3
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	http://www.bestpestcontrol.co.uk/ekm...2%5D-714-p.gif

08-02-2012, 03:25 AM	#4
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	Freedom isn't free No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee. And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five Who will? Freedom costs a buck 'o five

08-02-2012, 03:27 AM	#5
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	I wonder if you recreated the conditions perfectly would the the pressure be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

08-02-2012, 03:30 AM	#6
john's ego Ownz Posts: 678	The hose would probably collapse first, so no, probably not.

08-02-2012, 03:30 AM	#7
cocksure Apocalyptic Poster Location: dedicated to the feeling of good Posts: 4,363	"She is registered in Singapore"

08-02-2012, 03:37 AM	#8
john's ego Ownz Posts: 678	Bubble Tape comes in a small, round, plastic container not unlike a tin of citrus-flavored Altoids candies, but it contains an unbroken six-foot-long string of gum wrapped in a circle. The container functions much like a tape dispenser, allowing a person to take a piece as small or as large as they wish, although the top half can be removed to allow for uninhibited consumption of the product therein.

08-02-2012, 10:17 AM	#10
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...n_Accident.jpg

08-02-2012, 10:19 AM	#11
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	is a sideways stick figure a) dead or b) a fish

08-03-2012, 02:10 PM	#12
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	lol planking