things you now know better than to do naked

Mooney · 07-18-2012, 05:10 PM

frying bacon was already atop my list, but now i know better than to ever iron clothes naked.

i will not be fielding questions about the 'mishap'. post yours.

Sonic Johnny · 07-18-2012, 06:52 PM

showering. You get all wet n shit.

yo soy el mejor · 07-18-2012, 07:09 PM

- hang a picture
- fry bacon
- grab the mail

Dead Frequency · 07-18-2012, 07:51 PM

I onno all I got is that I found out pretty quick you don't weld in sandals.

Nimrod's Son · 07-18-2012, 08:21 PM

Toast · 07-18-2012, 08:29 PM

drive your child to preschool.

Shallowed · 07-18-2012, 08:48 PM

Privately and discretely performing consensual sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Eulogy · 07-18-2012, 11:38 PM

the only things i ever do naked are shower and bone. and occasionally sleep.

even though i live alone for significant portions of the year. i usually feel more comfortable with at least some underwear on.

not sure why.

Shallowed · 07-18-2012, 11:39 PM

I don't think I've ever been outdoors naked since I was an infant.

Eulogy · 07-18-2012, 11:46 PM

i've never gone skinny dipping. and i would really like to do that with mr. walker.

*light bulb*

duovamp · 07-18-2012, 11:48 PM

Same.

hnibos · 07-18-2012, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

the only things i ever do naked are shower and bone. and occasionally sleep.

Yeah. I boned in the shower today... naked.

Eulogy · 12:07 AM

so hnibos figured out how to have sex and now it's all he posts about

edit: this probably sounds like it's supposed to be mean but that's not my intention. you had a medical issue, right? i'm inferring that it got sorted out, which is awesome. more power to you, bro. keep on sexin' and talkin about it.

Eulogy · 07-18-2012, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

Same.

o/

hnibos · 07-19-2012, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

so hnibos figured out how to have sex and now it's all he posts about

Um, no?

hnibos · 07-19-2012, 12:07 AM

I haven't learned anything.

Eulogy · 07-19-2012, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

Um, no?

well see my edit. but it does seem like you don't post about much else these days. the lube thread, then this post. and you aren't posting that frequently.

DeusExMachina · 07-19-2012, 02:41 AM

Peeing naked standing up is a bad idea. You don't actually know there are tiny droplets of piss flying everywhere besides the toilet bowl until you can feel them on your bare skin.

Shallowed · 07-19-2012, 02:55 AM

That never happens to me. Do you piss through a sieve or something?

Shallowed · 07-19-2012, 03:23 AM

Del wrong thread

DeusExMachina · 07-19-2012, 03:43 AM

No. It's not a ton of piss. Not enough to make me want to take a shower or anything. Just a small drop or two that can easily be wiped off.

Nimrod's Son · 07-19-2012, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

well see my edit. but it does seem like you don't post about much else these days. the lube thread, then this post. and you aren't posting that frequently.

you are insufferable.

duovamp · 07-19-2012, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

o/

*\o

Caine Walker · 07-19-2012, 12:34 PM

hey guys

yo soy el mejor · 07-19-2012, 12:40 PM

hey this is eulogy. fuck.

Shallowed · 07-19-2012, 07:12 PM

Petting a cat.

duovamp · 07-19-2012, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caine Walker

hey guys

killtrocity · 07-19-2012, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

showering. You get all wet n shit.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq...zvnio2_500.gif

killtrocity · 07-19-2012, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

I onno all I got is that I found out pretty quick you don't weld in sandals.

pics of the hole in your foot nao

07-18-2012, 05:10 PM	#1
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	things you now know better than to do naked frying bacon was already atop my list, but now i know better than to ever iron clothes naked. i will not be fielding questions about the 'mishap'. post yours. __________________

07-18-2012, 08:21 PM	#5
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	rape

07-18-2012, 11:59 PM	#13
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	so hnibos figured out how to have sex and now it's all he posts about edit: this probably sounds like it's supposed to be mean but that's not my intention. you had a medical issue, right? i'm inferring that it got sorted out, which is awesome. more power to you, bro. keep on sexin' and talkin about it. Last edited by Eulogy : 07-19-2012 at 12:07 AM.

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07-18-2012, 11:38 PM	#8
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	the only things i ever do naked are shower and bone. and occasionally sleep. even though i live alone for significant portions of the year. i usually feel more comfortable with at least some underwear on. not sure why.

07-18-2012, 11:39 PM	#9
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	I don't think I've ever been outdoors naked since I was an infant.

07-18-2012, 11:46 PM	#10
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	i've never gone skinny dipping. and i would really like to do that with mr. walker. light bulb

07-18-2012, 11:48 PM	#11
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Same.

07-19-2012, 12:07 AM	#16
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	I haven't learned anything.

07-19-2012, 02:41 AM	#18
DeusExMachina Pledge Posts: 215	Peeing naked standing up is a bad idea. You don't actually know there are tiny droplets of piss flying everywhere besides the toilet bowl until you can feel them on your bare skin.

07-19-2012, 02:55 AM	#19
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	That never happens to me. Do you piss through a sieve or something?

07-19-2012, 03:23 AM	#20
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	Del wrong thread

07-19-2012, 03:43 AM	#21
DeusExMachina Pledge Posts: 215	No. It's not a ton of piss. Not enough to make me want to take a shower or anything. Just a small drop or two that can easily be wiped off.

07-19-2012, 12:34 PM	#24
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,479	hey guys

07-19-2012, 12:40 PM	#25
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	hey this is eulogy. fuck.

07-19-2012, 07:12 PM	#26
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	Petting a cat.