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Immortal
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fucking cat.
i'm just glad i didn't step on it ![]()
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Braindead
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One of our cats took a shit in the hall during a thunderstorm when she got all scared and somehow forgot where the litter box was :angry:
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My cats used to hate my sister, when she lived in the basement with the cats, they used to chase mice, kill them, and leave them on her pillow. They would attack her in the middle of the night and she always looked like she was on herion trying to slit her wrists. Her arms were always torn up from them.
Now that I'm down there, they just sleep around my pillow, and the most they ever do is get cat hair on my blankets. I love my cats. ![]() |
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no more than sympathy
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Immortal
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Minion of Satan
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thats what I was going to say. My cat killed a chipmunk once and left it on my doorstep... I thought it was gross...she thought it was cute. I FUCKING LOVE MY CAT! the worst part of being in college is not being able to have her here... ![]() |
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no more than sympathy
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Minion of Satan
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Immortal
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this isn't about cats eating dead animals, or puking
Its about cats dropping hard turds under your desk, by your running shoes! DAMNIT! She and i were getting along so well to. this makes me question her intent when she pooped right outside her litterbox...i thought maybe she'd just had something stuck to her butt fur or something. now i realize her sinister motive |
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Banned
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my both cats pukes very often as well. Maybe I'm not feeding them right...
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Minion of Satan
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i'll kill you
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Ownz
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Immortal
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Apocalyptic Poster
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how cute the kitty gave you a gift
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Netflix Me
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My cat puked under my desk once.
She always tries to drown her toys in her water dish. If they kill stuff and leave them for you, its a sign of affection. |
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Netflix Me
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yer mom
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the gift thing is true, however the claw thing i think is not. my cat will "play" with anyone, however the only person she will play without claws with is me. everyone else gets thier ass beaten. she's a bitch. i'm her mommy, she likes me.
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