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Old 10-14-2002, 11:46 AM   #1
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Thumbs down My cat took a dump under my desk

fucking cat.

i'm just glad i didn't step on it
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Old 10-14-2002, 01:24 PM   #2
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One of our cats took a shit in the hall during a thunderstorm when she got all scared and somehow forgot where the litter box was :angry:

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 01:29 PM   #3
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My cats used to hate my sister, when she lived in the basement with the cats, they used to chase mice, kill them, and leave them on her pillow. They would attack her in the middle of the night and she always looked like she was on herion trying to slit her wrists. Her arms were always torn up from them.

Now that I'm down there, they just sleep around my pillow, and the most they ever do is get cat hair on my blankets.

I love my cats.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 01:46 PM   #4
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they used to chase mice, kill them, and leave them on her pillow.
you do know, that this is actually a sign of appreciation? and normaly scrached arms are too. the cats see you as an equal and want to play with you. it's not their fault that people don't have any fur to be safe against claws.....
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Old 10-14-2002, 01:54 PM   #5
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you do know, that this is actually a sign of appreciation? and normaly scrached arms are too. the cats see you as an equal and want to play with you. it's not their fault that people don't have any fur to be safe against claws.....
I've heard that, but I dunno, I appreciate the laying by my pillows and sitting in my lap while I'm on the computer moreso then being ripped apart and given wonderful gifts of dead mice and puke in my bed.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 02:00 PM   #6
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Hey look at that, my accounts working again.

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Old 10-14-2002, 02:10 PM   #7
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thats what I was going to say. My cat killed a chipmunk once and left it on my doorstep... I thought it was gross...she thought it was cute. I FUCKING LOVE MY CAT! the worst part of being in college is not being able to have her here...

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 02:46 PM   #8
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my cat pukes everywhere. luckily it's just wet kibble puke, but im still worried that she'll never stop puking.
is it loosing hair? or mabye eating grass? mine had that once. it is also possible that it ate some rat-poison somewhere....

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 04:16 PM   #9
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my cat pukes everywhere. luckily it's just wet kibble puke, but im still worried that she'll never stop puking.
Mine does this *all the time*. I think it's mostly when she over eats though... she used to be an ally cat and I think she's scared she'll be hungry again, so she begs for food when she couldn't possibly be hungry and eats too fast then pukes it up. It's discusting, but it's really sad too.

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 04:21 PM   #10
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this isn't about cats eating dead animals, or puking

Its about cats dropping hard turds under your desk, by your running shoes!
DAMNIT!

She and i were getting along so well to.
this makes me question her intent when she pooped right outside her litterbox...i thought maybe she'd just had something stuck to her butt fur or something.
now i realize her sinister motive

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 04:38 PM   #11
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my both cats pukes very often as well. Maybe I'm not feeding them right...
I don't think they like pineapple anymore

 
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Old 10-14-2002, 10:01 PM   #12
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i'll kill you

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 02:26 PM   #13
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fucking cat.

i'm just glad i didn't step on it
Post a picture!

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Old 10-15-2002, 02:30 PM   #14
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Old 10-15-2002, 02:36 PM   #15
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how cute the kitty gave you a gift

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 03:09 PM   #16
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My cat puked under my desk once.

She always tries to drown her toys in her water dish.

If they kill stuff and leave them for you, its a sign of affection.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 03:13 PM   #17
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She and i were getting along so well to.
this makes me question her intent when she pooped right outside her litterbox...i thought maybe she'd just had something stuck to her butt fur or something.
now i realize her sinister motive
If Feefer's litter box doesn't get changed as often as she would like, she starts throwing things out of it.

 
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Old 10-15-2002, 03:15 PM   #18
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you do know, that this is actually a sign of appreciation? and normaly scrached arms are too. the cats see you as an equal and want to play with you. it's not their fault that people don't have any fur to be safe against claws.....

the gift thing is true, however the claw thing i think is not.

my cat will "play" with anyone, however the only person she will play without claws with is me. everyone else gets thier ass beaten. she's a bitch. i'm her mommy, she likes me.
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