what do you guys do when you see someone shoplifting? - Page 2

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-30-2012, 01:08 PM

I BET YOU NEVER USED ONE OF THESE BABIES EH D.

http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-conten...5/cool-cop.jpg

http://craziestgadgets.com/2009/05/0...ool-perps-hot/

duovamp · 05-30-2012, 01:08 PM

Tough call. It depends on the size of the store.

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-30-2012, 01:08 PM

that's right that shit is only for REAL COPS baby

duovamp · 05-30-2012, 01:10 PM

What about realist cops?

slunken · 05-30-2012, 01:12 PM

or the DREAM POLICE?

slunken · 05-30-2012, 01:13 PM

http://stickymagazine.com/contentmed...eam-police.jpg

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN A PARODY

D. · 05-30-2012, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

I BET YOU NEVER USED ONE OF THESE BABIES EH D.

http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-conten...5/cool-cop.jpg

http://craziestgadgets.com/2009/05/0...ool-perps-hot/

Now THAT is legit.

slunken · 05-30-2012, 01:15 PM

it doesn't give him much range of movement. kind of restricted to the car.

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-30-2012, 01:19 PM

word on the street says the FBI is sketching a doughnut popping steering wheel so it might turn out alright

Nimrod's Son · 05-30-2012, 01:21 PM

i have a different opinion of people who shop form big box stores than mom and pops.

duovamp · 05-30-2012, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

Now THAT is legit.

Bet you could route it into your fly.

Truly that would be heaven.

D. · 05-30-2012, 01:29 PM

Shit, I got nothin' else to do; I have no job.

Kid takes a nap in about half an hour...

slunken · 05-30-2012, 01:32 PM

hope nobody on the board or fb calls cps on u and u have to explain having a vacuum cleaner hose stuffed down your trousers

http://forums.netphoria.org/customav...tar6267_22.gif

yo soy el mejor · 05-30-2012, 01:33 PM

what are you gonna do?

slunken · 05-30-2012, 01:33 PM

that might be awkward

duovamp · 05-30-2012, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

what are you gonna do?

When they come for you?
Bad boys. Bad boys.

D. · 05-30-2012, 02:15 PM

i grew up watching COPS non-stop because my mom loves the show and I have to think it had a little to do with me not being a total fuck up.

Toby · 05-30-2012, 05:21 PM

D is right, most places have a built in % of shrink when they conduct inventory audits…it's p much the benchmark for how well the store manages loss.

Trotskilicious · 05-30-2012, 05:22 PM

i got caught stealing once
when i was five
and i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeerrrrr aamakabaaa

yo soy el mejor · 05-30-2012, 05:25 PM

i saw a women stealing today at dunkin donuts. i heard her order food and i guess she decided she wanted a drink after she paid. she reached into the drink cooler and just shoved it in her back pocket. i stared at her and thought of this thread. she looked at me and used the back of her big jacket to cover what she coulld.

also, she was some sort of government employee.

Elvis The Fat Years · 05-30-2012, 05:27 PM

give them head.

Dead Frequency · 05-30-2012, 11:41 PM

I usually begin by sending out my second. I have them walk up, point at me and say "you see him? He's got a gun." Then I wait about five minutes and follow up with a flying boot kick while I'm throwing dozens of really expensive security guard badges like shurikens. I end the act of justice sought with a solid backhand. I then hogtie the perp with zipties and drag them to the counter and say "I think this feller here has something he would like to say," then i walk out of the store with my dirty sister flapping in the wind while doves are being released and canaries sing songs of victory.

Dead Frequency · 05-30-2012, 11:42 PM

lol @ dirty sister. Should be duster.

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05-30-2012, 01:08 PM	#31
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	I BET YOU NEVER USED ONE OF THESE BABIES EH D. http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-conten...5/cool-cop.jpg http://craziestgadgets.com/2009/05/0...ool-perps-hot/

05-30-2012, 01:08 PM	#32
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Tough call. It depends on the size of the store.

05-30-2012, 01:10 PM	#34
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	What about realist cops?

05-30-2012, 01:12 PM	#35
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	or the DREAM POLICE?

05-30-2012, 01:13 PM	#36
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	http://stickymagazine.com/contentmed...eam-police.jpg YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN A PARODY

05-30-2012, 01:15 PM	#38
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	it doesn't give him much range of movement. kind of restricted to the car.

05-30-2012, 01:19 PM	#39
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	word on the street says the FBI is sketching a doughnut popping steering wheel so it might turn out alright

05-30-2012, 01:21 PM	#40
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	i have a different opinion of people who shop form big box stores than mom and pops.

05-30-2012, 01:29 PM	#42
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	Shit, I got nothin' else to do; I have no job. Kid takes a nap in about half an hour...

05-30-2012, 01:32 PM	#43
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	hope nobody on the board or fb calls cps on u and u have to explain having a vacuum cleaner hose stuffed down your trousers http://forums.netphoria.org/customav...tar6267_22.gif

05-30-2012, 01:33 PM	#44
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	what are you gonna do?

05-30-2012, 02:15 PM	#47
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	i grew up watching COPS non-stop because my mom loves the show and I have to think it had a little to do with me not being a total fuck up.

05-30-2012, 05:21 PM	#48
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	D is right, most places have a built in % of shrink when they conduct inventory audits…it's p much the benchmark for how well the store manages loss.

05-30-2012, 05:22 PM	#49
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i got caught stealing once when i was five and i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeerrrrr aamakabaaa

05-30-2012, 05:25 PM	#50
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i saw a women stealing today at dunkin donuts. i heard her order food and i guess she decided she wanted a drink after she paid. she reached into the drink cooler and just shoved it in her back pocket. i stared at her and thought of this thread. she looked at me and used the back of her big jacket to cover what she coulld. also, she was some sort of government employee.

05-30-2012, 05:27 PM	#51
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	give them head.

05-30-2012, 11:41 PM	#52
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	I usually begin by sending out my second. I have them walk up, point at me and say "you see him? He's got a gun." Then I wait about five minutes and follow up with a flying boot kick while I'm throwing dozens of really expensive security guard badges like shurikens. I end the act of justice sought with a solid backhand. I then hogtie the perp with zipties and drag them to the counter and say "I think this feller here has something he would like to say," then i walk out of the store with my dirty sister flapping in the wind while doves are being released and canaries sing songs of victory.

05-30-2012, 11:42 PM	#53
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	lol @ dirty sister. Should be duster.