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Old 05-26-2012, 06:36 AM   #1
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Default i asked a gurl at the bar "so do you come here often?"

with a gothenburg accent. i don't think i've ever seen another person look at me with such utter disgust. probably a lesbian.

 
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Old 05-26-2012, 06:47 AM   #2
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definitely lesbian, that line usually slays it

 
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Old 05-26-2012, 07:00 AM   #3
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the look on her face was one of a person who suddenly finds themselves in their worst nightmare.

 
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Old 05-26-2012, 08:00 AM   #4
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LOL

 
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Old 05-26-2012, 08:28 AM   #5
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the look on her face was one of a person who suddenly finds themselves in their worst nightmare.
Maybe she was just shy and you were coming on really strongly.

 
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Old 05-26-2012, 09:28 AM   #6
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Wait a minute... there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies.

 
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Old 05-26-2012, 10:29 AM   #7
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What was her problem?

 
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Old 05-26-2012, 01:45 PM   #8
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i want you to have my abortion.
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Old 05-26-2012, 03:03 PM   #9
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what if she thought you were andrers brevik
with those cold dead eyes

 
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