so today i got really angry

dean_r_koontz · 01-13-2012, 05:33 AM

at a guy i know and i said to him "follow me into the bathroom" and he said a bit hesitantly "what for?" and i said "you'll see". Then when we came into the stall i tore off his jeans and started to fuck him in his ass. I was like "how dare you say those things to me you faggot!!" and he was like "sorry daddy!" and i said "fuck you you fucking fag!!!" and i started to cry because i was so angry with him.

lala · 01-13-2012, 05:34 AM

hmmmm ... was the other guy RockLobster? if yes ... than i get it

dean_r_koontz · 01-13-2012, 05:36 AM

don't get me started on that guy i'd fuck him, his father and his uncle.

lala · 01-13-2012, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

don't get me started on that guy i'd fuck him, his father and his uncle.

i see. well cheers buddy

by the way ... what song is in your head when you fuck someone in the bathroom? is it Gossamer?

this song seems to be great for resolving daddy issues

reprise85 · 01-13-2012, 01:00 PM

another quality dean_r_koontz thread

The Jesus · 01-13-2012, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

so today i got really angry at a guy i know and i said to him "follow me into the bathroom" and he said a bit hesitantly "what for?" and i said "you'll see".

If it was me ALARM BELLS would be ringing at this point. I have no idea what this guy was thinking.

bahnzah · 01-13-2012, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jesus

If it was me ALARM BELLS would be ringing at this point. I have no idea what this guy was thinking.

Agreed. Had this guy been a little more worldwise, he would have seen the dry anal rape coming a mile away.

dean_r_koontz · 01-13-2012, 03:32 PM

it wasn't dry. i'm always prepared with some lubrication in case i have to lecture another man on something.

bahnzah · 04:11 PM

You know, I'm starting to suspect from your prose you're not the real Dean Koontz...

stripes · 01-13-2012, 03:58 PM

goddamn i lold

slunken · 01-13-2012, 05:08 PM

was this at an o'charleys?

01-13-2012, 05:33 AM	#1
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	so today i got really angry at a guy i know and i said to him "follow me into the bathroom" and he said a bit hesitantly "what for?" and i said "you'll see". Then when we came into the stall i tore off his jeans and started to fuck him in his ass. I was like "how dare you say those things to me you faggot!!" and he was like "sorry daddy!" and i said "fuck you you fucking fag!!!" and i started to cry because i was so angry with him.

01-13-2012, 03:33 PM	#9
bahnzah Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,308	You know, I'm starting to suspect from your prose you're not the real Dean Koontz... Last edited by bahnzah : 01-13-2012 at 04:11 PM.

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lala Banned Location: SPoceania Posts: 915	hmmmm ... was the other guy RockLobster? if yes ... than i get it

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01-13-2012, 03:32 PM	#8
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	it wasn't dry. i'm always prepared with some lubrication in case i have to lecture another man on something.

01-13-2012, 03:58 PM	#10
stripes Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,174	goddamn i lold

01-13-2012, 05:08 PM	#11
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	was this at an o'charleys?