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let's see your penis!
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so i'm going to overshare
i have aN ex that i am still totally in love with and good friends with. she used to be a coworker and is friends with this lawyer who is a current coworker/boss. aformentuoned lawyer gave me some cookies last week. told the ex about this and apparently the lawyer is a legendary baker who only gives these cookies to people she really likes. ex says she will set me up w. this lawyer who by the way is super cute and seems pretty cool tonight the ex calls me and tells me she misses me and wants me and says all sorts of dirty shit. wtf. tihs will be deleted later. |
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Netphoria's George Will
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I'm 7 deep and think you should get with her again, cause you never know if she's being overly nice about the lawyer friend in a weird way of getting you back.
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let's see your penis!
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i'm with you. trying to get with the lawyer would be like starting all over. i know that me and the ex go together. but then again we did break up before so who knows. uuugggh.
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Netphoria's George Will
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Keep perusing, it can't hurt, if you feel strongly enough.
BTW the Steeler game tomorrow will be interesting, winds blowing likely in the 50s for part of it. |
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let's see your penis!
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cracking open #9. magic hats are only 4.5 abv so i may be okay. nah i'll feel like shit tmrw.
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let's see your penis!
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yeah i feel like it is kinda getting glossed over. HUGE game. homefield will make all the diff. in the world in the playoffs
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that'snot a lot of alcohol
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let's see your penis!
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yeah right. i'm a lightweight.
2012!! \ can take a running jump as far as i'm concerned. hope we all die in ~12 months or whatever |
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Demi-God
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you still cool to drive bro?
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Braindead
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i was on a crowded bus earlier and a big family was standing in the aisle. at one stop the driver got on and told everyone to have a blessed new year and the family started hollerin and preachin. like an impromptu sermon.
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Netphoria's George Will
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let's see your penis!
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had some dogfish the other night. don't know the precise abv but that shit wrecked me. this is now an all purpose new yearsthread like the other 3. fuck my personal problems
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Netphoria's George Will
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I'm gonna go upstairs to a waiting wife (best part of this bullshit holiday is once you get married it's good sex) so have a good one. Stick around and post more.
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Braindead
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lol back in 5 am i right
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do you really not think we'd get along? you and karl connor and mayfuck are on the list of people from here i haven't met i always thought would get along
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Braindead
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me? i think we'd get along fine. i get along with most people
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let's see your penis!
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nah i am sure we'd get along but that bad experience i mentioned in the other thread happened just last month so i am still shook up from it.
it sucked so bad we were at the same show so obv. we had shit in common but what does that really mean. ooh we like the same band so we should be friends. nah friendship is deeper than that. |
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Braindead
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ok guess it wasn't me, totally pulled a mooney there
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Minion of Satan
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I'm four and a half hours into my shift. BULLSHIT.
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let's see your penis!
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couple months ago. don;t get me started on that. like it's a miracle that some chick knows there is a light that never goes out the most well-known song by an iconic band. i do like zooey and JGL tho so it wasn;t all bad.
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i'm posting intensely personal information on a site that says "your daily pumpkins fix" at the top. kill me now,
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had a glass of very strong puerto rican eggnog
3 vyvanse 1 mg of old xanax i found .5 of an old klonopin 10 mg ativan half each a bottle of champagne and hypnotiq gonna puke tomorrow sorry for party rocking so hard |
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fuckin devils actually beat the penguins on the NYE game...i really should have gotten tix
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let's see your penis!
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i did like the "expectattions/reality" scene from that movie. relate to that way too much
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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man sean, go easy on the benzos + alcohol. will you remember this night at all?
you dont even sound that fucked up. you took equiv to like 6mg of xanax |
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the only time i'm happier than combining benzos and booze is when i add some ecstasy and then a beat off session at the peak of the mdma effect
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i dont see how he's doing anything wrong
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the two .5 xanax pills i took might have been expired
i was vyvanse cleaning out my car and room and found one in each place |
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