Netphoria New Years Resolutions for 2012 - Page 3

Warsaw · 12-30-2011, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

i hope to successfully commit suicide this year

Ditto.

reprise85 · 12-30-2011, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

What's the plan?

i can't tell you my plan, that would make it more likely to not go... as planned

i did find out recently i can't buy a gun because i was committed once. yeah it's messy but who cares

reprise85 · 12-30-2011, 08:00 PM

neopryn · 12-30-2011, 08:46 PM

start banging someone...anyone

Warsaw · 12-30-2011, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

start banging someone...anyone

Hey shorty.

12-31-2011, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graveflower

give up the internet except for work e-mail for six months.
and whatever i need to do for the MIT open courseware crap I'm reading
i doubt i make it more than one month but i might as well try

gonna take this back right now since i can't do it and don't want to and resolutions are stupid and arbitrary anyway
i do want to greatly cut down on my internet usage particularly messageboards which seem to feed into my negativity more than anything else
a stupid resolution anyway

i resolve to try to greatly improve my mental and physical health and develop better relationships with the people around me
jesus christ

great poster · 12-31-2011, 05:29 AM

to have sex with at least 2 people from Netphoria

i'm ready.

great poster · 12-31-2011, 05:30 AM

but the question is are you?

great poster · 12-31-2011, 07:07 AM

shut the fuck up

duovamp · 12-31-2011, 08:33 AM

You gotta sweet talk 'em if you wanna fuck 'em.

Order 66 · 12-31-2011, 08:34 AM

Drink less, smoke less, exercise more, stop thinking about sex, don't call out of work, stop talking to everyone, make new friends, have my cell phone turned off more often than turned on, play better poker etc.

Starla · 12-31-2011, 09:20 AM

1. make the switch from meth to heroin

slunken · 12-31-2011, 03:37 PM

stop trying to be perfect and start being authentic

slunken · 12-31-2011, 03:37 PM

work harder on creative visualization and find a place to do yoga

slunken · 12-31-2011, 03:37 PM

grow bigger

slunken · 12-31-2011, 03:38 PM

learn to dispel negative forces and channel negative energy toward the positive

slunken · 12-31-2011, 03:39 PM

buy an iphone/ipad

slunken · 12-31-2011, 03:40 PM

become a better sorceror

reprise85 · 12-31-2011, 03:40 PM

those are really good ones, slunken

edit: god damn it, i mean the first two

slunken · 12-31-2011, 03:42 PM

i have yo pal hal to thank for the first one

http://yopalhal.com/wp-content/theme...s/YoPalHal.jpg

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-31-2011, 03:42 PM

sounds like slunk is up for a busy year!

slunken · 12-31-2011, 03:42 PM

and no that's not an ethic name he's just unintentionally borderline rascist

slunken · 12-31-2011, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

sounds like slunk is up for a busy year!

time is nothing

slunken · 12-31-2011, 03:43 PM

I HAVE ALL LIFE

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-31-2011, 03:44 PM

that's just cause you're a sorcerer
nice rubbing it in my mortality man

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-31-2011, 03:45 PM

god i'm so bored right now i'm actually watching mr. sunshine

matthew perry sucks so bad he can suck a void out of vacuum@@

:ba-dam-pam-psh:

slunken · 12-31-2011, 04:33 PM

i thought of another one in the shower but i forget it now

Toby · 12-31-2011, 04:38 PM

You do a lot of thinking in the shower too, slunk? I bought those bath crayons for when I have a "note to self" moment.

12-31-2011, 05:31 PM

the movie sorcerer flopped becuase it wasnt really about a sorcerer but it was actually pretty good

killtrocity · 12-31-2011, 09:16 PM

Get a haircut so people will start taking me seriously

12-30-2011, 08:00 PM	#63
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12-30-2011, 08:46 PM	#64
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	start banging someone...anyone

12-31-2011, 05:29 AM	#67
great poster Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,565	to have sex with at least 2 people from Netphoria i'm ready.

12-31-2011, 05:30 AM	#68
great poster Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,565	but the question is are you?

12-31-2011, 07:07 AM	#69
great poster Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,565	shut the fuck up

12-31-2011, 08:33 AM	#70
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	You gotta sweet talk 'em if you wanna fuck 'em.

12-31-2011, 08:34 AM	#71
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	Drink less, smoke less, exercise more, stop thinking about sex, don't call out of work, stop talking to everyone, make new friends, have my cell phone turned off more often than turned on, play better poker etc.

12-31-2011, 09:20 AM	#72
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	1. make the switch from meth to heroin

12-31-2011, 03:37 PM	#73
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	stop trying to be perfect and start being authentic

12-31-2011, 03:38 PM	#76
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	learn to dispel negative forces and channel negative energy toward the positive

12-31-2011, 03:39 PM	#77
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	buy an iphone/ipad

12-31-2011, 03:40 PM	#78
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	become a better sorceror

12-31-2011, 03:42 PM	#80
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	i have yo pal hal to thank for the first one http://yopalhal.com/wp-content/theme...s/YoPalHal.jpg

12-31-2011, 03:42 PM	#81
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	sounds like slunk is up for a busy year!

12-31-2011, 03:43 PM	#84
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	I HAVE ALL LIFE

12-31-2011, 03:44 PM	#85
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	that's just cause you're a sorcerer nice rubbing it in my mortality man

12-31-2011, 03:45 PM	#86
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	god i'm so bored right now i'm actually watching mr. sunshine matthew perry sucks so bad he can suck a void out of vacuum@@ :ba-dam-pam-psh:

12-31-2011, 04:33 PM	#87
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	i thought of another one in the shower but i forget it now

12-31-2011, 04:38 PM	#88
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	You do a lot of thinking in the shower too, slunk? I bought those bath crayons for when I have a "note to self" moment.

12-31-2011, 05:31 PM	#89
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	the movie sorcerer flopped becuase it wasnt really about a sorcerer but it was actually pretty good

12-31-2011, 09:16 PM	#90
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,926	Get a haircut so people will start taking me seriously