i. have. the WORST. neighbours. on the planet.

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-27-2011, 09:35 AM

my lady friend and i live right above this atrocious family. they're the most impossibly annoying bunch of fucks i've ever seen. it's intolerable. they're this big musical family and every family member except the father plays a different instrument.
this, along with insufficient isolation, causes me to be raped DAILY into listening to one of the following, at almost any given time of the day:

- the retarded teenage boy who plays either Stairway To Heaven or Comfortably Numb on guitar. nothing else. EVER. seriously.

- the 13 year old girl who plays the same piano piece every single time she touches the piano. i've been living here for almost 6 months - never heard her play something else.

- another girl, who plays the same scales on a saxophone every single time she plays.

- and the worst of all: the mother. she sings through an amp of some sort, because i hear her extremely loud sometimes. one day she woke me up at 8:00 am, and kept singing the same song, IN A LOOP, with the occasional 10 minute break, until around 14:00 o'clock.
same. song. 6 hours.

brendo_91 · 12-27-2011, 09:41 AM

step 1: record all of the above
step 2: detune them by half a semitone either up or down, doesn't matter. don't make it a whole semitone, because then they can compensate.
step 3: play it back through loudspeakers at the same time as they are practicing... it will be the most utterly distracting thing for them to play through, ever.

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-27-2011, 09:51 AM

SOUND ENGINEERS UNITE!

dean_r_koontz · 12-27-2011, 09:51 AM

what about the folks that have Jeffrey Dahmer as a neighbour?

Luke de Spa · 12-27-2011, 09:52 AM

what about dot dot dot

Luke de Spa · 12-27-2011, 09:53 AM

hitler dot dot dot

Luke de Spa · 12-27-2011, 09:53 AM

question mark

vbshlofbvgos · 12-27-2011, 09:53 AM

NEIGH BORES

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-27-2011, 09:55 AM

besides, what kind of people play an instrument only for the sake of playing ONE SONG OVER AND OVER

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-27-2011, 09:57 AM

these people are the most horrifyingly square bunch of fucks ever
i honestly can't think of one time i heard one of them play something that is not the predetermined song they practiced over and over and over

dean_r_koontz · 12-27-2011, 10:00 AM

what about hitler? would you like to have had him as a neighbour?

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-27-2011, 10:00 AM

have you put raw eggs through their mailbox yet?

Luke de Spa · 12-27-2011, 10:00 AM

man the egg sure is gonna be all over your face when it turns out these people are mentally disabled

Luke de Spa · 12-27-2011, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

have you put raw eggs through their mailbox yet?

not this egg

this egg is unrelated to my previous post

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-27-2011, 10:01 AM

hitler was very gassy. you don't want to live next to him.

Luke de Spa · 12-27-2011, 10:02 AM

alternative scenario: the family are automata installed by satan with the sole purpose of driving you mad

Luke de Spa · 12-27-2011, 10:02 AM

like a poe story

Luke de Spa · 12-27-2011, 10:02 AM

only with egg

dean_r_koontz · 12-27-2011, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

alternative scenario: the family are automata installed by satan with the sole purpose of driving you mad

this is hardly realistic.

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-27-2011, 10:03 AM

they're not mentally disabled. our condo is right above theirs, and they're the kind of people who leave their front door open continuously. sometimes i'd get home and one of the parents would just try to land a conversation with me

Dead Frequency · 12-27-2011, 10:03 AM

Just fall in line, dude. Get a drumset. You ever heard someone try to learn the drums? Do that.

Luke de Spa · 12-27-2011, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

this is hardly realistic.

yeah whatever hitler

Luke de Spa · 12-27-2011, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

they're not mentally disabled. our condo is right above theirs, and they're the kind of people who leave their front door open continuously. sometimes i'd get home and one of the parents would just try to land a conversation with me

hey guy the mentally disabled enjoy a nice chinwag just as much as the rest of us

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-27-2011, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

Just fall in line, dude. Get a drumset. You ever heard someone try to learn the drums? Do that.

i hardly believe i'm willing to spend that much money just to fight a couple of mentally disabled folks

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-27-2011, 10:11 AM

egg face dude

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-27-2011, 10:17 AM

is that like the new bo dude

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-27-2011, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

man the egg sure is gonna be all over your face when it turns out these people are mentally disabled

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i hardly believe i'm willing to spend that much money just to fight a couple of mentally disabled folks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

egg face dude

all over your face

reprise85 · 12-27-2011, 10:34 AM

this is pretty weird

get them a fake book for new years, maybe they'll take a hint and learn some of the songs

Toast · 12-27-2011, 01:06 PM

Have you ever talked to them about it?

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-27-2011, 01:47 PM

lol check out this guy

eggs, dude, through the mailbox
that's the only language they understand

12-27-2011, 09:35 AM	#1
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	i. have. the WORST. neighbours. on the planet. my lady friend and i live right above this atrocious family. they're the most impossibly annoying bunch of fucks i've ever seen. it's intolerable. they're this big musical family and every family member except the father plays a different instrument. this, along with insufficient isolation, causes me to be raped DAILY into listening to one of the following, at almost any given time of the day: - the retarded teenage boy who plays either Stairway To Heaven or Comfortably Numb on guitar. nothing else. EVER. seriously. - the 13 year old girl who plays the same piano piece every single time she touches the piano. i've been living here for almost 6 months - never heard her play something else. - another girl, who plays the same scales on a saxophone every single time she plays. - and the worst of all: the mother. she sings through an amp of some sort, because i hear her extremely loud sometimes. one day she woke me up at 8:00 am, and kept singing the same song, IN A LOOP, with the occasional 10 minute break, until around 14:00 o'clock. same. song. 6 hours.

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12-27-2011, 09:41 AM	#2
brendo_91 Minion of Satan Location: ██████████ Posts: 6,479	step 1: record all of the above step 2: detune them by half a semitone either up or down, doesn't matter. don't make it a whole semitone, because then they can compensate. step 3: play it back through loudspeakers at the same time as they are practicing... it will be the most utterly distracting thing for them to play through, ever.

12-27-2011, 09:51 AM	#3
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	SOUND ENGINEERS UNITE!

12-27-2011, 09:51 AM	#4
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	what about the folks that have Jeffrey Dahmer as a neighbour?

12-27-2011, 09:52 AM	#5
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	what about dot dot dot

12-27-2011, 09:53 AM	#6
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	hitler dot dot dot

12-27-2011, 09:53 AM	#8
vbshlofbvgos Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,613	NEIGH BORES

12-27-2011, 09:55 AM	#9
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	besides, what kind of people play an instrument only for the sake of playing ONE SONG OVER AND OVER

12-27-2011, 09:57 AM	#10
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	these people are the most horrifyingly square bunch of fucks ever i honestly can't think of one time i heard one of them play something that is not the predetermined song they practiced over and over and over

12-27-2011, 10:00 AM	#11
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	what about hitler? would you like to have had him as a neighbour?

12-27-2011, 10:00 AM	#12
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,760	have you put raw eggs through their mailbox yet?

12-27-2011, 10:01 AM	#15
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,760	hitler was very gassy. you don't want to live next to him.

12-27-2011, 10:02 AM	#16
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	alternative scenario: the family are automata installed by satan with the sole purpose of driving you mad

12-27-2011, 10:03 AM	#20
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	they're not mentally disabled. our condo is right above theirs, and they're the kind of people who leave their front door open continuously. sometimes i'd get home and one of the parents would just try to land a conversation with me

12-27-2011, 10:03 AM	#21
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	Just fall in line, dude. Get a drumset. You ever heard someone try to learn the drums? Do that.

12-27-2011, 10:11 AM	#25
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,760	egg face dude

12-27-2011, 10:17 AM	#26
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	is that like the new bo dude

12-27-2011, 10:34 AM	#28
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	this is pretty weird get them a fake book for new years, maybe they'll take a hint and learn some of the songs

12-27-2011, 01:06 PM	#29
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	Have you ever talked to them about it?

12-27-2011, 01:47 PM	#30
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,760	lol check out this guy eggs, dude, through the mailbox that's the only language they understand