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Old 09-15-2011, 10:29 PM   #31
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...Still waitin on those digits, Netphoria-femes...

 
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Old 09-15-2011, 10:29 PM   #32
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well, that commercial did say that 1 in 5 relationships now start online

 
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Old 09-15-2011, 10:55 PM   #33
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I met scottys fugly mom on okcupid

 
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Old 09-15-2011, 10:56 PM   #34
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I've either been ignored or had really bad experiences from OK Cupid so i deleted it.

Being rejected by chubby girls is just fucking annoying.
the primary reason to stay away from this particular site is that the girls on here tend to be extremely "indie" white girls which tends to mean they have tumblr accounts and if you send them a message that doesnt live up to their standards or if your profile doesnt or if they think your picture is funny (unintentionally) they will almost definitely "blog" your picture with the okstupid hashtag which is worse and has more potential to spread than if they would just keep it to some messageboard if they're gonna be like that

i've heard about this happening i wouldn't have experience

 
Old 09-16-2011, 02:18 AM   #35
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Even though I'm staring down the barrel of single dadhood, I just don't know if I could prowl the internets for a date.

But, I mean, never say never, right Beiber??
trouble in paradise?

 
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Old 09-16-2011, 02:18 AM   #36
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plenty of fish more like plenty of whales am i right

 
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Old 09-16-2011, 08:32 AM   #37
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trouble in paradise?
Errrday is paradise when you're solo.

 
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Old 09-16-2011, 11:09 AM   #38
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I can only imagine the amount of messages women are bombarded with on those dating sites. Oh god.
And the reason you can only imagine is that nobody messages you.

 
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Old 09-16-2011, 11:12 AM   #39
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i had a plenty of fish account once. all of the message i received were from single moms. in every single one of their profiles it clearly stated that if i didn't want to be the new father to their child that i was an asshole and should gtfo, so i took heed and ignored them.
that's like throwing away free pussy certificates

 
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Old 12-25-2011, 10:32 PM   #40
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so i stumbled upon someone i like but now i feel weird

we talked online and he seems cool

why do i even bother when i wont go through with it anyway (actually i have before so maybe i will)

getting ahead of myself god dammit i hate everything

 
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Old 12-26-2011, 03:57 AM   #41
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My profile is Byronic-Hero. Hit me up bitches/broskis

 
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Old 12-26-2011, 12:21 PM   #42
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89% match
89% friend
7% enemy


 
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Old 12-26-2011, 01:18 PM   #43
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i had a crush on a friend who instead of liking me back suggested i make an account on okcupid. i went over to his house and he made my account. we couldn't find any good pictures of me and i never know how to fill those 'about me' things out without feeling stupid. it's a sad, sad, empty profile with no information and a picture that doesn't even show my face. and i STILL got nasty messages. i was like WUTEVER and we ended up eating pizza and watching frasier with his cats.
pull out his dick and pit it in your mouth

gah, how hard is it for chicks to understand how to get a man to like them

 
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Old 12-26-2011, 05:08 PM   #44
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I did it for the quizzes then all kinds of freaks started messaging me that I wasn't into, so I deleted it.
'Did it for the quizzes'

 
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Old 12-26-2011, 05:11 PM   #45
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pretend to be a gay male
Yep.

 
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Old 12-26-2011, 05:14 PM   #46
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Nimrod scotty is a special kind of stupid, but you clearly do have women issues, boarding persona aside.

 
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Old 12-26-2011, 05:42 PM   #47
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pit it in your mouth
i always spit out the pits in olives though

 
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