i have a crush on someone...

rottenugly · 12-23-2011, 08:23 PM

only spoke to her for like thirty seconds, she works at local record store. I wanted to cuddle her. :c

feelsbadman.jpeg

rottenugly · 12-23-2011, 08:25 PM

well i guess this is growing up

Nimrod's Son · 12-23-2011, 08:32 PM

no when you grow up you'll sack up and ask her out instead of posting creepy shit on a messageboard

rottenugly · 12-23-2011, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

no when you grow up you'll sack up and ask her out instead of posting creepy shit on a messageboard

Yeah.

Toby · 12-23-2011, 08:52 PM

I have a crush on the girl at my local Walgreens, but I'm too scared to say anything to her.

I suck at life.

neopryn · 12-23-2011, 08:55 PM

i think i have a crush on a lawyer at work but i am an english major in a dumbass job that i don't do well and feel incredibly inadequate around her.

bunch of winners here.

Banana · 12-23-2011, 09:46 PM

When I have crushes on girls I run into that work at stores and restaurants I just continue to go there until I'm able to catch them leaving, and then I can find out where they live. After that you can really schedule some seemingly innocent bumping into each other in public occurrences.

Dead Frequency · 12-23-2011, 10:25 PM

I usually just ask them if they wanna go back to my mom's house to watch some tv.

Geek USA · 12-23-2011, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

When I have crushes on girls I run into that work at stores and restaurants I just continue to go there until I'm able to catch them leaving, and then I can find out where they live. After that you can really schedule some seemingly innocent bumping into each other in public occurrences.

oh good, lord.

Geek USA · 12-23-2011, 10:58 PM

I had some guy that works at a chase bank try to holler at me while i used the ATM. I was like, bro. back off i'm depositing a check.

I have a crush on my bf.

Dead Frequency · 12-23-2011, 11:12 PM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3355/...ceda98c878.jpg

Toby · 12-23-2011, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geek USA

I had some guy that works at a chase bank try to holler at me while i used the ATM. I was like, bro. back off i'm depositing a check.

I have a crush on my bf.

Why don't you use the iPhone app to deposit yer check?

Dead Frequency · 12-23-2011, 11:17 PM

If agenda suicide and geek USA made a joint account it could be called "nat-geo".

pale_princess · 12-24-2011, 12:05 AM

which record store, rottenugly?

Geek USA · 12-24-2011, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

Why don't you use the iPhone app to deposit yer check?

that's what he was telling me to do.

CAUSE I WAS ALREADY IN A STORE THAT HAD A CHASE BANK IN IT

brendo_91 · 12-24-2011, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

If agenda suicide and geek USA made a joint account it could be called "nat-geo".

thats pretty graphic

agenda suicide · 12-24-2011, 12:35 AM

I chuckled.

Toby · 12-24-2011, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geek USA

that's what he was telling me to do.

CAUSE I WAS ALREADY IN A STORE THAT HAD A CHASE BANK IN IT

Well excuuuuuse me princess

neopryn · 12-24-2011, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

When I have crushes on girls I run into that work at stores and restaurants I just continue to go there until I'm able to catch them leaving, and then I can find out where they live. After that you can really schedule some seemingly innocent bumping into each other in public occurrences.

you know at this point this doesn;t sound like such a bad idea

slunken · 12-24-2011, 01:59 AM

mmm mmm my baby's got a secret

Toby · 12-24-2011, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by neopryn

you know at this point this doesn;t sound like such a bad idea

I'm ashamed to agree as well

great poster · 12-24-2011, 02:51 AM

14-year-olds using 4chan lingo.

nice.

Dead Frequency · 12-24-2011, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

mmm mmm my baby's got a secret

http://listverse.files.wordpress.com...-luck-sign.jpg

Starla · 12-24-2011, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rottenugly

only spoke to her for like thirty seconds, she works at local record store. I wanted to cuddle her. :c

feelsbadman.jpeg

the next step is to go back and buy something.... then casually tell her

"I'm kinda bored ..... any suggestions for something new to listen to?"

Then buy that too.

Go back in a week and tell her you loved it.....

Step by step.... just like that song by new kids on the block

great poster · 12-24-2011, 06:09 AM

get it to the point where she asks what you do in your free time, then say "well usually after doing my daily workout which consists of 1000 push-ups, i volunteer at the animal shelter. i saved a puppy yesterday you know. what about you?"

BAM. girls love that shit. or at least i think they do. well whatever, a fair amount of girls would think you are awesome as shit. do this and report back with the results. actually, i don't even need the results because i already know what the outcome would be. godspeed.

rottenugly · 12-24-2011, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale_princess

which record store, rottenugly?

I can't say, if I say, then someone will message the store and rat me out.

(It's in Downtown Toronto, that's all I'm gonna say.)

great poster · 12-24-2011, 06:55 AM

grown adults have better things to do then rat out a teenager with a crush. if you don't make a move then you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

rottenugly · 12-24-2011, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starla

the next step is to go back and buy something.... then casually tell her

"I'm kinda bored ..... any suggestions for something new to listen to?"

Then buy that too.

Go back in a week and tell her you loved it.....

Step by step.... just like that song by new kids on the block

Then when I go out with her, I'll be sure to introduce her into New Kids On The Block.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTo3N73hpPg&ob=av3e

Ihaguitar · 12-24-2011, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

I have a crush on the girl at my local Walgreens, but I'm too scared to say anything to her.

I suck at life.

That's no good at all. Next time tell her she has a nice ass and see what happens.

yo soy el mejor · 12-24-2011, 07:25 AM

my friend did this to me. i was working and he came in with another friend and chatted with me. then he left and came back the next day when i wasnt working. then he came in two days later on a friday and asked if i wanted to hang out. i said no. but he kept coming back to talk. we actually became pretty good friends, i guess. but it was seasonal since i was leaving in a month.

12-23-2011, 08:23 PM	#1
rottenugly Banned Location: its a gas Posts: 2,688	i have a crush on someone... only spoke to her for like thirty seconds, she works at local record store. I wanted to cuddle her. :c feelsbadman.jpeg

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12-23-2011, 08:25 PM	#2
rottenugly Banned Location: its a gas Posts: 2,688	well i guess this is growing up

12-23-2011, 08:32 PM	#3
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	no when you grow up you'll sack up and ask her out instead of posting creepy shit on a messageboard

12-23-2011, 08:52 PM	#5
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I have a crush on the girl at my local Walgreens, but I'm too scared to say anything to her. I suck at life.

12-23-2011, 08:55 PM	#6
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	i think i have a crush on a lawyer at work but i am an english major in a dumbass job that i don't do well and feel incredibly inadequate around her. bunch of winners here.

12-23-2011, 09:46 PM	#7
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	When I have crushes on girls I run into that work at stores and restaurants I just continue to go there until I'm able to catch them leaving, and then I can find out where they live. After that you can really schedule some seemingly innocent bumping into each other in public occurrences.

12-23-2011, 10:25 PM	#8
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	I usually just ask them if they wanna go back to my mom's house to watch some tv.

12-23-2011, 10:58 PM	#10
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	I had some guy that works at a chase bank try to holler at me while i used the ATM. I was like, bro. back off i'm depositing a check. I have a crush on my bf.

12-23-2011, 11:12 PM	#11
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3355/...ceda98c878.jpg

12-23-2011, 11:17 PM	#13
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	If agenda suicide and geek USA made a joint account it could be called "nat-geo".

12-24-2011, 12:05 AM	#14
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,085	which record store, rottenugly?

12-24-2011, 12:35 AM	#17
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	I chuckled.

12-24-2011, 01:59 AM	#20
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	mmm mmm my baby's got a secret

12-24-2011, 02:51 AM	#22
great poster Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,565	14-year-olds using 4chan lingo. nice.

12-24-2011, 06:09 AM	#25
great poster Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,565	get it to the point where she asks what you do in your free time, then say "well usually after doing my daily workout which consists of 1000 push-ups, i volunteer at the animal shelter. i saved a puppy yesterday you know. what about you?" BAM. girls love that shit. or at least i think they do. well whatever, a fair amount of girls would think you are awesome as shit. do this and report back with the results. actually, i don't even need the results because i already know what the outcome would be. godspeed.

12-24-2011, 06:55 AM	#27
great poster Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,565	grown adults have better things to do then rat out a teenager with a crush. if you don't make a move then you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

12-24-2011, 07:25 AM	#30
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	my friend did this to me. i was working and he came in with another friend and chatted with me. then he left and came back the next day when i wasnt working. then he came in two days later on a friday and asked if i wanted to hang out. i said no. but he kept coming back to talk. we actually became pretty good friends, i guess. but it was seasonal since i was leaving in a month.